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Rictor 11-07-2002 03:51 PM

Raise that to 15 million hits...and you got a deal.

X37375787 11-07-2002 03:52 PM

I am tempted to do it. However, I am BP4L already, so no real use in going thru the pain.


:)

RAM 11-07-2002 03:54 PM

You say your face will not be in it. So if I get one of the Butt Machine boy models to do it....will it count...?

I will have to pay the guy to do this.

Bobo 11-07-2002 03:55 PM

I'll flatulate on camera for it. "Who queefed? ...No loose ends at BP4Life"

Rodent 11-07-2002 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mastamindz
I pluck my rectum hairs for fun so this would be a walk in the park.
lol

pink_in_the_middle 11-07-2002 03:57 PM

I have a friend that used neat (hair remover) on his nuts and left it too long...he had his balls on ice for two weeks. I caught him with his balls in the freezer :1orglaugh ....:helpme

boneprone 11-07-2002 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by some_idiot
Electric , safety or straight razor?

I haven't done anything this stupid in awhile, do I need
to be sober? Any bonus for having a girl do the shaving?

Hmm you may be intested...
Having a girl do it for you would make it all the more special.

The video would become a cult classic in Boneprone Family History.

Isnt that bonus enough?
Let me know if you are intrested!

redshift 11-07-2002 04:21 PM

I put som ben-gay on my knee one time and wipped my hands off
with a towel, l8r I went to piss and grabbed my dick.

lemme tell ya with the little bit that was left on my hands it was enough to burn for a good long time.

The little dance I did was prolly funny as hell - but luckily no one was around to see it - thank god


BTW

Someone explain to me just what BP4L really is?

boneprone 11-07-2002 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RAM
You say your face will not be in it. So if I get one of the Butt Machine boy models to do it....will it count...?

I will have to pay the guy to do this.


Hmmmmmmm.
It would be best if it were an actual webmaster doing it.

After all they are getting BP4L membership,and to get an innocent victumsoff the street or a hired model like bum fights, just to make a company get noticed isnt what the BP4L is all about..

Unless your butt boy himself wants to personally be in the BP4l, Id rather have you RAM do this!! Dont pay someone to represnt, do it yourself!! Comeone RAM, Represent Fucking Machines! You do it for us! Save the model the pain!

Id love to see RAM do this, and give RAM the Elite Status.
RAM Screaming BP4L as his nuts burn like a flock of squirels attacking.

boneprone 11-07-2002 04:28 PM

Ram, if we get no takers, the Butt Boy thing may work.
Give it a day or so.

If I get no takers lets do it.

You can film em doing it, then him doing the hand sign, and then saying the proclaimtion "from the necar of the bone"

We will put fucking machines as part of the BP4L and this clip as a
proclaimation thereof.

Give it a day or so, and if we dont get anyone, we'll do it!

drunkdollars 11-07-2002 04:37 PM

Boneprone can the hits be to a paysite? I will have my guy do it right now.. !!!!

RAM 11-07-2002 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
Ram, if we get no takers, the Butt Boy thing may work.
Give it a day or so.

If I get no takers lets do it.

You can film em doing it, then him doing the hand sign, and then saying the proclaimtion "from the necar of the bone"

We will put fucking machines as part of the BP4L and this clip as a
proclaimation thereof.

Give it a day or so, and if we dont get anyone, we'll do it!

You got it bro...I will talk with the editor of ButtMacineboys.com in a bit and ask about a model who would do such a thing. It will be no problem to get one to shave and say stuff...but that Icy Hot...could be a tuff one.

RAM 11-07-2002 04:45 PM

actually.....I may put it to them like this....Make a scene out of it
Tie the guy up in the dungeon have another one shave him then put on the icy hot....do the BP4L .....

boneprone 11-07-2002 04:48 PM

NICE!!!
But the Victum must say the proclamation!!

"From the Nectar of the Bone Flows All That Clicks"

He has to say this after teh icy hot has set in!

drunkdollars 11-07-2002 05:04 PM

Can the hits be to a tour or just to a gallery?
Are they banner clicks, blind links or forced exit traffic.

I am trying to work out how much to bribe him with to do it

RAM 11-07-2002 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by drunkdollars
Can the hits be to a tour or just to a gallery?
Are they banner clicks, blind links or forced exit traffic.

I am trying to work out how much to bribe him with to do it

Who cares...It's about the Bone....!!!

Sly_RJ 11-07-2002 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by drunkdollars
Boneprone can the hits be to a paysite? I will have my guy do it right now.. !!!!
I already told you I won't do it. Leave me alone!

drunkdollars 11-07-2002 05:13 PM

Sly what is Michelle the sexy tranny rubs it on for you?

snowpimp 11-07-2002 05:18 PM

pardon my ignorance but what the fuck is ICY HOT???

boneprone 11-07-2002 05:21 PM

Its a cream that the Icy Hot Stunaz (our sister family) owns.

nocostporn 11-07-2002 05:28 PM

nobody did this yet? I'm surprised...if I was broke I would be all over that AND some....

goddab mi 11-07-2002 05:35 PM

I am looking all over Latvia for this icy hot, but am not finding it. I am wishing to be instantly popular. How about if I boil snow and rub it on my cock?

nocostporn 11-07-2002 05:56 PM

call me crazy but I think icy hot could be replaced with another one of those burning muscle relaxers,unless Icy Hot is sponsoring this shindig? :winkwink:

421Fill 11-07-2002 05:56 PM

hmmm.... I may do this..... hmmm..... gotta go buy some IcyHot, I'll ponder while I walk..... hmmm

nocostporn 11-07-2002 05:56 PM

bengay
flexall 454...I think that burns not sure

all those knockoff brands burn waaaay more than icy hot

drunkdollars 11-07-2002 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by drunkdollars
Can the hits be to a tour or just to a gallery?
Are they banner clicks, blind links or forced exit traffic.

I am trying to work out how much to bribe him with to do it


Bone???

GIA 11-07-2002 06:25 PM

can i shave my pussy and become famous too??:Graucho

i could use some hits hehehe.

freeadultcontent 11-07-2002 06:30 PM

Oh let Gia shave her pussy and rub icy hot all over it, inner lips to. Throw the gfyl symbol and say "Thy pussy wants bone and all his clicks"

Cmon... same 2 min video... same effect....


Chicks are a minority here and would be nice to see one step up and put the men in their place. Show who really has the "balls" to do it.

nocostporn 11-07-2002 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by freeadultcontent
Oh let Gia shave her pussy and rub icy hot all over it, inner lips to. Throw the gfyl symbol and say "Thy pussy wants bone and all his clicks"

Cmon... same 2 min video... same effect....


Chicks are a minority here and would be nice to see one step up and put the men in their place. Show who really has the "balls" to do it.


no guy can equate the pain of a burned up pussy lol,we want to see some cock getting tortured god damnit!

freeadultcontent 11-07-2002 06:51 PM

I dont care about relating to the pain. I am just remembering when (sorry inner laughter going) a girl I know was making hot sauce all day, lots of serrano's habinaro's ect. Well she did wash her hands but not good enough. She went to take a piss and I heard this gawd awful scream. A scream that sounded like a cat stuck in the fan belt when you start a car. She came bolting out of the bathroom, panties around her ankles legs spread running bow legged to the freezer. She grabbed a tray of ice sat on the ground with all of us looking at her busting a gut laughing to death. As she force fed her now on fire pussy with ice cubes. This went on for a good 10 minutes.

Now this was all caused by her just brushing her lips when her hand when she wipped. Also remember she washed her hands first in soap and watter. So I can just imagine what a freshly shaved pussy covered in icy hot would do...

Please let it happen... it will be funny...

X37375787 11-07-2002 06:52 PM

Respect the cock and tame the c_unt.

foe 11-07-2002 06:59 PM

Just let Gia do it :thumbsup

nocostporn 11-07-2002 07:00 PM

I had my heart set on cock,pussy is NOT ruining that :1orglaugh

RAM 11-07-2002 07:15 PM

Bone...I have a taker. The editor/webmaster of Butt Machine Boys say's he will do it. But he wants GAY traffic ??

you will be sending the 15K hits to the site he runs which is:
http://buttmachineboys.com/updates/full0.htm

So all you need to do is tell me you got GAY traffic and I got your Webmaster ?

Ace-Ace 11-07-2002 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RAM
Bone...I have a taker. The editor/webmaster of Butt Machine Boys say's he will do it. But he wants GAY traffic ??

you will be sending the 15K hits to the site he runs which is:
http://buttmachineboys.com/updates/full0.htm

So all you need to do is tell me you got GAY traffic and I got your Webmaster ?

Oooohh man, it's go time.

stevo 11-07-2002 08:28 PM

Im building my first paysite, and im actually thinking this would be an excellent way to promote it... A few questions first - what is the quality of this traffic, 15k hits - willing to go higher? possibly 30k???, is it okay if i only shave one nut? and what are the benefits of joining the "Boneprone Family"?

nocostporn 11-07-2002 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by stevo
and what are the benefits of joining the "Boneprone Family"?

weekly nut shavings

some_idiot 11-07-2002 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone


Hmm you may be intested...
Having a girl do it for you would make it all the more special.

The video would become a cult classic in Boneprone Family History.

Isnt that bonus enough?
Let me know if you are intrested!

Well after the sex on the router stunt... pulling this off REALLY
would earn me my nick.

some_idiot 11-07-2002 08:38 PM

http://www.fabulousforum.com/Kaitlyn/waxing.html

Perhaps a waxing? Double the fun!

Morgan 11-07-2002 09:07 PM

Boneprone, I will send you 25k hits if YOU do it.

[The Leader] 11-07-2002 09:16 PM

15k from where, a TGP?

If it's from a good source, I may pay some one to do, uh, I mean I might do it myself.

boneprone 11-07-2002 10:28 PM

i have no gay traffic.
and if my surfers see that guy, I dont think they're gunna turn gay either!!

Fuck that guy is scarry!

drunkdollars 11-07-2002 10:59 PM

Bone my guy has the icey hot and it ready to roll..

Please can you answer the questions above


Can the hits be to a tour or just to a gallery?
Are they banner clicks, blind links or forced exit traffic.

I am trying to work out how much to bribe him with to do it


Or is this some kinda hoax (no pun intended hoax)

drunkdollars 11-08-2002 12:18 AM

OK bone he did it..

We will have your movie online in the morning

Rep 11-08-2002 12:31 AM

i cant believe people are really interested in doing this.

Sly_RJ 11-08-2002 12:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by drunkdollars
OK bone he did it..

We will have your movie online in the morning

I'll have you all know, it hurt like a complete bitch. This better be some damn good traffic and somebody better buy me a dance in Vegas or I'll personally shave your balls and asshole and smear enough Icy Hot on their to make you squeal like a little pussy.

I'm sitting on a bag of ice right now, fuck...

Exxxotica 11-08-2002 01:13 AM

You silly people... there is no Boneprone.

This is a HOAX!

klik 11-08-2002 01:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Exxxotica
You silly people... there is no Boneprone.

This is a HOAX!

:1orglaugh Shhhhh... don't tell anyone. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

JamesK 11-08-2002 02:10 AM

lol this is gonna be fun :1orglaugh

DrunkenMaster 11-08-2002 08:22 AM

Quote:


This is a HOAX! [/B]

what the fuck is HOAX??


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