i actually went to the first show expecting people to want to talk biz and shit. quickly found out that it's like an all out party where everyone pretends to talk biz for a minute or two here and there. and mass amounts of dudes.

Wrong people. There are groups of both. Those that want to do business and talk business and that is like 95% of what they do. Then there are those who want to party and have fun and that is 95% of what they do. The few that think they can do both usually end up giving you their card 9 times in an hour, and typically smells like a licorice stick dipped in tequila and beer.

Did I really smell that way?:(

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I dont think you drank jaeger did you :winkwink:

Actually your pretty damn good at both (some are). Good during the day (business hours) and then party time. Plus you actually are awake and around when the sun is out - ussually and if its not on Costra Rica. :winkwink:

Mine was the first Costa Rica Bash, and I only went because I lived here... At first I was all star struck from recognizing GFY personalities from fubar pics :1orglaugh

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I have no idea what that is

ppl who think broventions started around feb 2005

Or for complete retards who think one's entry in this industry, or online business, is determined by a join date on an industry message board.

:2 cents:

50 broventions?

it was in september 2000 in New Orleans (anyone remember that one??!)
and what i loved was this great party organised by CE (?) or babenet (ooops)
at the Ricks Cabaret in the French quarter...

:helpme

i know.. i got in the biz in aug 1998.. when did you enter??

I was at that one. Staying at the Holidy Inn Riverfront. Ordered a hot black hooker with big fake tits on the second night in. And Tim of Adult Paymaster was still "Timbo" and Adult Paymaster wasn't even in existence and he had hair down to his ass. lol I remember because we partied like fools there.

May 1997, right after college I started my first site.

So that puts me a year and then some before you toots.

Now... get your tweezers out and go put your e-penis back in your panties.

1. Surprised how nice and friendly some gfy morons are in real life
2. Shocked from the hugh amount of sausage all over the place
3. Shocked how boring and semi-retarded the majority of people were
4. Surprised how many closet tubers hang out at conventions
5. Shocked that cockteasing sales reps are just cockteasing sales reps
6. Suprised that only a handful of people did coke and hookers
7. Shocked how cute xBiz_Kristen really is
8. Ashamed that someone else paid for everything all the time
9. Disappointed from the official events
10. Disappointed from the seminars... took us less then 5 mins till we left the room
11. Shocked what kind of morons hang out at shows
12. Shocked how hard it is to get some "industry pussy" at a brovention
13. Shocked that i replaced Penny Flame with xBiz Kristen..
14. Surprised how fast polish people run to the toilet after some drug abuse
15. Shocked that Mark from Naughty America didnt drink my beer at 11 in the morning

That was a fun show... I remember us all going for dinner at that place right near the hotel... that guy would do anything for us

Good times

Sweet comedy :thumbsup:thumbsup

Its funny but the truth.. at least the people i hung out with said the same :2 cents:

Especially this part.
:eyecrazy

lol.. you got me soo good. i would love to see that grin.. guess what, you're still a luser.. and I only go commando...


so whats the site?

Ya no shit :winkwink::1orglaugh