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  • Sarah_Jayne
    Now with more Jayne
    • Dec 2002
    • 40077

    #1

    Why are they remaking The Karate Kid?!?

    And with Will Smith's son no less! - http://uk.movies.yahoo.com/11112008/...ate-kid-0.html

    Who could possibly be a better Mr. Miyagi?
  • The Heron
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    • Apr 2001
    • 4496

    #2
    Cause it's easier to recycle crap than actually create?

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    • Lee
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      • Aug 2002
      • 2977

      #3
      Absolutely hated that film.

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      • shermo

        #4
        That is just disappointing. How do you replace Miyagi?!

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        • budz
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          • Sep 2003
          • 4230

          #5
          why are they fucking up all kinds of old shit? lol
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          • martinsc
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            • Jun 2005
            • 27047

            #6
            Make Money

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            • Tom_PM
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              • Feb 2005
              • 16443

              #7
              Thats not a joke? Unreal. Who knows.. because people in hollywood will buy anything?!?

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              • StuartD
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                • Jul 2002
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                #8
                A new version of that movie could never live up to the old version.
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                • PornMD
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                  • Jan 2007
                  • 9291

                  #9
                  Sheesh...that's just asking to be a shitty movie. Pat Morita rolling over in his grave.

                  They'll probably have Samuel L. Jackson as Mr. Miyagi...that'd at least be entertaining.

                  Karate Kid: You're a Miyagi?
                  Sammy: Yea, bitch! You got a problem with that, muthafucka!?
                  Karate Kid: Er, I guess not...you do know karate, right?
                  Sammy: Shit, negrooo...of course I know karate...it's about focus! FOCUS, muthafucka...do you speak it?!
                  Karate Kid: Oh..kay.....you ever kill anyone before?
                  Sammy: YES, they deserved to die, and I HOPE they BURN IN HELL!
                  Karate Kid: Why do you always gotta yell like that?
                  Sammy: Cuz that's how I talk...y'aint eva seeen my movies? Juice? That was a good one!

                  LOL
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                  • notime
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                    • Jun 2003
                    • 8027

                    #10
                    Originally posted by PornMD
                    Sheesh...that's just asking to be a shitty movie. Pat Morita rolling over in his grave.

                    They'll probably have Samuel L. Jackson as Mr. Miyagi...that'd at least be entertaining.

                    Karate Kid: You're a Miyagi?
                    Sammy: Yea, bitch! You got a problem with that, muthafucka!?
                    Karate Kid: Er, I guess not...you do know karate, right?
                    Sammy: Shit, negrooo...of course I know karate...it's about focus! FOCUS, muthafucka...do you speak it?!
                    Karate Kid: Oh..kay.....you ever kill anyone before?
                    Sammy: YES, they deserved to die, and I HOPE they BURN IN HELL!
                    Karate Kid: Why do you always gotta yell like that?
                    Sammy: Cuz that's how I talk...y'aint eva seeen my movies? Juice? That was a good one!

                    LOL
                    haha
                    LOL

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                    • Quagmire
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                      • Jul 2005
                      • 6490

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Lee
                      Absolutely hated that film.

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                      • Sarah_Jayne
                        Now with more Jayne
                        • Dec 2002
                        • 40077

                        #12
                        Like 'the next karate kid' didn't suck enough?

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                        • PornMD
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                          • Jan 2007
                          • 9291

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Quagmire
                          Damn, was trying to look for the South Park "Losing Edge" part with Randy fighting "Bad Dad" where he's singing that song while kicking his ass, lol. Can't find it on YouTube...ugh, all that pirated unlicensed shit and not the thing I want to find.
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                          • IllTestYourGirls
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                            • Feb 2007
                            • 14311

                            #14
                            $$$$$$$$

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                            • Fletch XXX
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                              • Jan 2002
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                              #15
                              the same reaosn they remake all movies.

                              $$$

                              and all remakes suck, no matter how much ppl say otherwise, remakes play on the ignorance of the audience.

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                              • CDSmith
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                                • May 2001
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                                #16
                                They need to "sweep the leg" of this remake.
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                                • Quagmire
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                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by PornMD
                                  Damn, was trying to look for the South Park "Losing Edge" part with Randy fighting "Bad Dad" where he's singing that song while kicking his ass, lol. Can't find it on YouTube...ugh, all that pirated unlicensed shit and not the thing I want to find.
                                  Comedy Central forwards me on to the canadian site so I can't post it here.

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                                  • Zuzana Designs
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                                    • Feb 2005
                                    • 20899

                                    #18
                                    My son is just getting into the old ones.. he loves them and thinks he is the karate kid !!

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                                    • LilBro

                                      #19
                                      cuz Will Smith said so. his son is the lead.. starts filming early next year

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                                      • jmk
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                                        • Sep 2002
                                        • 5391

                                        #20
                                        To make money

                                        The film industry hasn't released anything original in the last 2 years really. It's all old recycled stuff.

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                                        • Deej
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                                          • Jun 2005
                                          • 24386

                                          #21
                                          no offense but I dont think will smith's kid can cut it - I noticed in pursuit of happyness that the kid was never really acting he was just there while his dad acted. Then at the premiere and every time i seen him in the spotlight he was never talkative or really the "in the light" sort... maybe its the youth - but i just dont feel it...

                                          not to mention the shitty idea for continuing this movie in this time

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                                          • jmk
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                                            • Sep 2002
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                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by PornMD
                                            Sheesh...that's just asking to be a shitty movie. Pat Morita rolling over in his grave.

                                            They'll probably have Samuel L. Jackson as Mr. Miyagi...that'd at least be entertaining.

                                            Karate Kid: You're a Miyagi?
                                            Sammy: Yea, bitch! You got a problem with that, muthafucka!?
                                            Karate Kid: Er, I guess not...you do know karate, right?
                                            Sammy: Shit, negrooo...of course I know karate...it's about focus! FOCUS, muthafucka...do you speak it?!
                                            Karate Kid: Oh..kay.....you ever kill anyone before?
                                            Sammy: YES, they deserved to die, and I HOPE they BURN IN HELL!
                                            Karate Kid: Why do you always gotta yell like that?
                                            Sammy: Cuz that's how I talk...y'aint eva seeen my movies? Juice? That was a good one!

                                            LOL

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                                            • wtfent
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                                              • Nov 2003
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                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Sarah_MaxCash
                                              And with Will Smith's son no less! - http://uk.movies.yahoo.com/11112008/...ate-kid-0.html

                                              Who could possibly be a better Mr. Miyagi?
                                              Because they know timing fuckin great. You think 15 years from now people will take their kids to see that crap? Its gonna be a bunch of 26-34 year old dads that now have 4-10 year old sons that grew up with the Karate Kid. Smart really.
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                                              • mrshine
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                                                #24
                                                I love karate fucking kid!

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                                                • LilBro

                                                  #25
                                                  they need to make MMA kid... Karate is useless nowadays

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                                                  • tiger
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                                                    • Apr 2002
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                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by The Heron
                                                    Cause it's easier to recycle crap than actually create?

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                                                    • DamageX
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                                                      • Jun 2001
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                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by LilBro
                                                      they need to make MMA kid... Karate is useless nowadays
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                                                      • SykkBoy2
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                                                        • Feb 2001
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                                                        #28
                                                        Because sadly, there are people who will shell out money to see it...
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                                                        • RevSand
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                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by The Heron
                                                          Cause it's easier to recycle crap than actually create?
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                                                          • Sarah_Jayne
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                                                            • Dec 2002
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                                                            #30
                                                            Isn't the kid a bit young too? Which means no boyfriend/girlfriend stuff so I bet it goes to Disney levels and cutsie kids stuff.

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                                                            • Anthony
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                                                              • Feb 2001
                                                              • 9653

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Quagmire
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                                                              • Rochard
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                                                                • Dec 2001
                                                                • 75733

                                                                #32
                                                                I just read a book about Liz Taylor (shhh, don't tell anyone). This is what Hollywood does - they rehash the same old shit over and over again.
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                                                                • SomeCreep
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                                                                  • Mar 2003
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  damn, dude got old


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                                                                  • Shagbunny
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by PornMD
                                                                    Sheesh...that's just asking to be a shitty movie. Pat Morita rolling over in his grave.

                                                                    They'll probably have Samuel L. Jackson as Mr. Miyagi...that'd at least be entertaining.

                                                                    Karate Kid: You're a Miyagi?
                                                                    Sammy: Yea, bitch! You got a problem with that, muthafucka!?
                                                                    Karate Kid: Er, I guess not...you do know karate, right?
                                                                    Sammy: Shit, negrooo...of course I know karate...it's about focus! FOCUS, muthafucka...do you speak it?!
                                                                    Karate Kid: Oh..kay.....you ever kill anyone before?
                                                                    Sammy: YES, they deserved to die, and I HOPE they BURN IN HELL!
                                                                    Karate Kid: Why do you always gotta yell like that?
                                                                    Sammy: Cuz that's how I talk...y'aint eva seeen my movies? Juice? That was a good one!

                                                                    LOL

                                                                    oh shit that was teh funneh... maybe YOU should make a remake of the Karate Kid

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                                                                    • ronaldo
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                                                                      • Jan 2002
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      I'm not happy they're remaking Footloose either.

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                                                                      • Scott McD
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                                                                        • Nov 2002
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by Quagmire
                                                                        Is it just me or were all the points he won shit ??


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                                                                        • Telly
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                                                                          • Jul 2007
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          80's is the in-thing now. Karate Kid 2 was better though.

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                                                                          • Marky333
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            I don't know why, but they could come up with another idea, that Karate Kid is smoked.

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                                                                            • UniqueD
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                                                                              • Aug 2004
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              god, karate kid and karate kid 2, best movies ever. i'm going to go home and watch them both in succession now. but this news saddens me.

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                                                                              • Supz
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                                                                                • Jul 2006
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Daniel Larusso's going to fight? Daniel Larusso IS GONNA FIGHT

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                                                                                • Sarah_Jayne
                                                                                  Now with more Jayne
                                                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                                                  • 40077

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by SomeCreep
                                                                                  damn, dude got old

                                                                                  He wasn't that young when the first film was made..no where near a teen at least

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                                                                                  • Adam X
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                                                                                    • Apr 2002
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                                                                                    #42
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                                                                                    • Doug E
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                                                                                      #43
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                                                                                      • tony299
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                                                                                        • Aug 2002
                                                                                        • 57021

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        the problem is hollywood doesnt want to take risks anymore so they produce these bullshit movies.

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                                                                                        • Jack Frost
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          There's plans to remake Robocop as well! http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/movies/a...n-remakes.html

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                                                                                          • bronco67
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                                                                                            • Dec 2006
                                                                                            • 29032

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            What's next, a Jaws remake with Matthew McCougnahey as Chief Brody and Gary Oldman as Quint?

                                                                                            Hey, that might be pretty good.

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                                                                                            • Mr Pheer
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                                                                                              • Dec 2002
                                                                                              • 22083

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by Fletch XXX
                                                                                              the same reaosn they remake all movies.

                                                                                              $$$

                                                                                              and all remakes suck, no matter how much ppl say otherwise, remakes play on the ignorance of the audience.

                                                                                              so Charlie and The Chocolate Factory sucked?

                                                                                              Rob Zombie's remake of Halloween sucked?

                                                                                              And the remake of Dawn of the Dead?

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                                                                                              • The Truth Hurts
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                                                                                                • Nov 2002
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by Mr Pheer
                                                                                                so Charlie and The Chocolate Factory sucked?

                                                                                                Rob Zombie's remake of Halloween sucked?

                                                                                                And the remake of Dawn of the Dead?
                                                                                                Suck³

                                                                                                ...

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                                                                                                • jollyperv
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                                                                                                  • Nov 2001
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Lee
                                                                                                  Absolutely hated that film.
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                                                                                                  • GatorB
                                                                                                    The Demon & 12clicks
                                                                                                    • Oct 2001
                                                                                                    • 18208

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    I've heard this rumor for over a year now. This movie will suck. Too many people remember the original. Will Smith just wants to put his kid in something. Hopefully this will nips that kid's carer in the bud.

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