Sheesh...that's just asking to be a shitty movie. Pat Morita rolling over in his grave.
They'll probably have Samuel L. Jackson as Mr. Miyagi...that'd at least be entertaining.
Karate Kid: You're a Miyagi?
Sammy: Yea, bitch! You got a problem with that, muthafucka!?
Karate Kid: Er, I guess not...you do know karate, right?
Sammy: Shit, negrooo...of course I know karate...it's about focus! FOCUS, muthafucka...do you speak it?!
Karate Kid: Oh..kay.....you ever kill anyone before?
Sammy: YES, they deserved to die, and I HOPE they BURN IN HELL!
Karate Kid: Why do you always gotta yell like that?
Sammy: Cuz that's how I talk...y'aint eva seeen my movies? Juice? That was a good one!
LOL
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Sheesh...that's just asking to be a shitty movie. Pat Morita rolling over in his grave.
They'll probably have Samuel L. Jackson as Mr. Miyagi...that'd at least be entertaining.
Karate Kid: You're a Miyagi?
Sammy: Yea, bitch! You got a problem with that, muthafucka!?
Karate Kid: Er, I guess not...you do know karate, right?
Sammy: Shit, negrooo...of course I know karate...it's about focus! FOCUS, muthafucka...do you speak it?!
Karate Kid: Oh..kay.....you ever kill anyone before?
Sammy: YES, they deserved to die, and I HOPE they BURN IN HELL!
Karate Kid: Why do you always gotta yell like that?
Sammy: Cuz that's how I talk...y'aint eva seeen my movies? Juice? That was a good one!
Damn, was trying to look for the South Park "Losing Edge" part with Randy fighting "Bad Dad" where he's singing that song while kicking his ass, lol. Can't find it on YouTube...ugh, all that pirated unlicensed shit and not the thing I want to find.
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Damn, was trying to look for the South Park "Losing Edge" part with Randy fighting "Bad Dad" where he's singing that song while kicking his ass, lol. Can't find it on YouTube...ugh, all that pirated unlicensed shit and not the thing I want to find.
Comedy Central forwards me on to the canadian site so I can't post it here.
no offense but I dont think will smith's kid can cut it - I noticed in pursuit of happyness that the kid was never really acting he was just there while his dad acted. Then at the premiere and every time i seen him in the spotlight he was never talkative or really the "in the light" sort... maybe its the youth - but i just dont feel it...
not to mention the shitty idea for continuing this movie in this time
Sheesh...that's just asking to be a shitty movie. Pat Morita rolling over in his grave.
They'll probably have Samuel L. Jackson as Mr. Miyagi...that'd at least be entertaining.
Karate Kid: You're a Miyagi?
Sammy: Yea, bitch! You got a problem with that, muthafucka!?
Karate Kid: Er, I guess not...you do know karate, right?
Sammy: Shit, negrooo...of course I know karate...it's about focus! FOCUS, muthafucka...do you speak it?!
Karate Kid: Oh..kay.....you ever kill anyone before?
Sammy: YES, they deserved to die, and I HOPE they BURN IN HELL!
Karate Kid: Why do you always gotta yell like that?
Sammy: Cuz that's how I talk...y'aint eva seeen my movies? Juice? That was a good one!
Because they know timing fuckin great. You think 15 years from now people will take their kids to see that crap? Its gonna be a bunch of 26-34 year old dads that now have 4-10 year old sons that grew up with the Karate Kid. Smart really.
Sheesh...that's just asking to be a shitty movie. Pat Morita rolling over in his grave.
They'll probably have Samuel L. Jackson as Mr. Miyagi...that'd at least be entertaining.
Karate Kid: You're a Miyagi?
Sammy: Yea, bitch! You got a problem with that, muthafucka!?
Karate Kid: Er, I guess not...you do know karate, right?
Sammy: Shit, negrooo...of course I know karate...it's about focus! FOCUS, muthafucka...do you speak it?!
Karate Kid: Oh..kay.....you ever kill anyone before?
Sammy: YES, they deserved to die, and I HOPE they BURN IN HELL!
Karate Kid: Why do you always gotta yell like that?
Sammy: Cuz that's how I talk...y'aint eva seeen my movies? Juice? That was a good one!
LOL
oh shit that was teh funneh... maybe YOU should make a remake of the Karate Kid
I've heard this rumor for over a year now. This movie will suck. Too many people remember the original. Will Smith just wants to put his kid in something. Hopefully this will nips that kid's carer in the bud.
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