that monkey was butt reamed by a canadian with aids 1st

The AIDS comment hurt huh?

Yeah and now you have some dead gay sailors.

The only thing I dont like about canadiens when they try and gloat about how good they have it and stuff.

They dont have the same society situations as usa. If they did, their major cities would be shitholes just like usa.

Ive only been to ontario, and my impressions were the people are kind of backward. Like they are ten years behind usa. But some damn good fishing lakes.

Another thing that sucked is right on the border there was a paper mill plant. So right as you enter canada it smelled like shit.

thats a canadian air freshener. thats so visitors from new york and new jersey feel right at home.

That story always sounded better to me when he was fucking the monkey, not getting bitten by it.

Canada (well, Quebec) makes great poutine.

It's no secret I love to poke fun at Canadians. I'm very concerned that Canadians are secretly plotting world domination.

However, it's a little known secret that I once lived in Canada. My parents had a summer house outside of Montreal, and at one point I lived in Canada and enrolled in school there.

I honestly think that the Canadians have the best of both worlds. Canada is just like the US; They have the same rights we do in the US. However, Canadians seem to be nicer, drive better, and their cities are much cleaner.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm poutine!

any newfies in the house? LOL

mmmm.... hunky guys....

the girls are good here too....

and we get to go to bars legally a lot earlier....

lol... if you think that gays came from Canada.

Its the MARINES who teach men how to be gay!.... you should see the guys from Camp Pendleton..they are such total bottoms.

before my time with the marines I thought all gays came from France.

Well being in Canada I'll answer a few questions for ya.

1-Yes we do have hot summers up here
2-No I don't know that guy you met in some bar that said he lived in Canada
3-We don't all know how to fish
4-We all can't speak french
5-No Canadians cannot just drive to Toronto from anywhere
6-Yes our beer and cigarettes will give you a much faster buzz

2 Things wrong with Canada:
BRYAN ADAMS

and
:BangBang: the FRENCH!

hosehead!

best movie dog ever

:thumbsup

Not much snow yet this year, so I made my igloo out of frozen beer.

Lou Lou patates makes the best poutine :thumbsup

I have a video of "Talking to the Americans".....

My favorite segment was when B*sh was running, he was asked
if he would talk to the Canadian Prime Minister "Tim Horton" if and when he won the election.... he responce was a resounding "YES".....

Another one was getting people reaction to the "horror story" that the Moose problem was getting so bad in Canada that Canadians resorted to pumeling the Moose with Tim Bits. 99.9%
of Americans asked, thought that was VERY cruel...

LMAO....

Actually no. I was trying to learn something:)

:1orglaugh Yep thats Domtar in Cornwall. We went to visit a few ppl in Cornwall and I had never smelt a papermill before and hs was it nasty!!!

If some one asks you if you know "Jim" in Regina, just say "Ya, He died eh" and walk away....

Same thing :1orglaugh

Toronto was kinda cool, but the people hella stare you down and shit. It's like what the fuck you lookin at? It's just an extension of the U.S.

Vancouver - one word... OLD

Missisauga or however you spell that shit... OLD

Montreal was fucken off the hook. Beautiful women, great food and killer nightlife :thumbsup

Never been to any other places there but I heard Cologna is pretty cool for skiing?

You talking about "This Hour has 22 Minutes"? That show is awesome....
Did you see the one where they go to Mt. Rushmore and start asking people what they think about them adding a new face to the mountain? Jean Chretien? People were all like, "yeah, he was a good president, he deserves it..." :1orglaugh

That little fucker looks so sad. I think he needs a

new shirt.

:Graucho

I cant type and Stereo at the same time !:helpme

awwwwwwwww but he's so cute :)
That's mean to pick on him :( What would you say if he was your little guy?

I wasn't picking on him, I just thought he looked sad (unhappy).

If he was mine I'd buy him that shirt and make him wear it everywhere.

:glugglug