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_Richard_ 11-07-2008 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SykkBoy2 (Post 15020565)
I actually wouldn't mind having a spread like that....but would have to repaint the trailers to match...

it would be unique :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

CIVMatt 11-07-2008 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by G-Rotica (Post 15020686)
A 9mm? :1orglaugh get a real gun.

Truely spoken by someone who has no idea about guns

CDSmith 11-07-2008 02:16 PM

I'm with those saying file a police report. If any other incidents happen with this idiot neighbor of yours you now have something on file that the cops can go on.

Instead of thinking about shooting him with the gun, once you realized his weapon wasn't the threat you thought it was, you should have shot him with your camera. Pics of him pointing a weapon at your family member, loaded or otherwise, is pretty strong evidence.


Of course I'm going on the assumption that your story isn't all made up. :D

Marcus Aurelius 11-07-2008 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by G-Rotica (Post 15020686)
A 9mm? :1orglaugh get a real gun.

Someone should put a countdown into every gun thread for this response to pop up. Since a 9mm is not a "real" gun I'd assume that you would stare down a 9mm with quick action pull and a 15 shot clip full of Hydra-Shok shells without fear, I mean, you'd prolly just laugh off such a measly attempt to harm you..correct? :winkwink:

and for the record, less recoil (from a smaller caliber weapon) = More accuracy in close combat situations, a 9mm slug to the head is just as deadly as a 50. cal from a DE only without the massive weight, recoil, etc. Go get a tiny penis hand cannon and get into an urban warfare environment, see how long you last.

HorseShit 11-07-2008 02:29 PM

http://www.picpop.com/gallery/albums...iot/29hick.jpg

Dirty Dane 11-07-2008 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 15020710)
I'm with those saying file a police report. If any other incidents happen with this idiot neighbor of yours you now have something on file that the cops can go on.

No, the first natural thing to do, is to post it on GFY.


Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 15020710)
Of course I'm going on the assumption that your story isn't all made up. :D

:2 cents:

Jodee_ExoticPays 11-07-2008 02:51 PM

i hate the ghetto. lol

tehHinjew 11-07-2008 03:04 PM

grab a fucking beer man

lol

fris 11-07-2008 03:05 PM

dont sweat it, if your aim is as bad as your design skills, you wouldnt have harmed anyone.

farkedup 11-07-2008 03:05 PM

a 9 is a damn fine gun.

You can have 5 accurate shots off in the time of dealing with the recoil on a desert eagle from the first shot.

5 shots all in the chest form a 9 VS 1 big hole from a big cal... the 5 shots in random places is far more deadly. By time you account for fragmenting from hitting bone and other things 9 all the way baby

aico 11-07-2008 03:08 PM

50 caliber

CDSmith 11-07-2008 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by farkedup (Post 15020894)
a 9 is a damn fine gun.

You can have 5 accurate shots off in the time of dealing with the recoil on a desert eagle from the first shot.

Assuming accuracy is good, all you'd likely need is one shot with the Desert Eagle. It's simple economics really..

I mean, bullets are like, expensive. :D

woj 11-07-2008 03:13 PM

Either you live in some pretty bad ghetto, or the whole story is made up... :2 cents:

CDSmith 11-07-2008 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by woj (Post 15020921)
Either you live in some pretty bad ghetto, or the whole story is made up... :2 cents:

You left out the third option: trailer park.

Miguel T 11-07-2008 03:16 PM

Damn, that was a fucked up way to start the day...

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 11-07-2008 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fris (Post 15020888)
dont sweat it, if your aim is as bad as your design skills, you wouldnt have harmed anyone.

:eek7 :eek7 :eek7

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 15020925)
You left out the third option: trailer park.

I agree, I live in bumfuck Iowa and that shit don't even go on here.. So hes in some pretty ghetto trailer park.

cherrylula 11-07-2008 03:45 PM



this song will have more meaning for you now haha

farkedup 11-07-2008 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 15020908)
Assuming accuracy is good, all you'd likely need is one shot with the Desert Eagle. It's simple economics really..

I mean, bullets are like, expensive. :D

What if you miss them on the first DE shot? what if you hit a fleshy part? Shooting 5x with the 9 even if your aim sucks is bound to hit something :)

people that carry 9's tend to shoot BETTER simply because any douche with a small penis goes out and buys the biggest gun they can. Most of the time they can't shoot worth shit.

Want cheap bullets? 22 baby... put a whole clip in a guys chest without costing shit. Even if they don't lose much blood fragments will get them dead nice and slow.

You guys seem to be forgetting that tons of cheap small bullets will be WAY harder to recover from than 1 larger hole. If I'm shooting somebody I WANT them to be in pain.

AndreaM 11-07-2008 03:50 PM

Do you live in California? If yes, then -

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ (Post 15020436)
the nephew of my neighbor jumped onto my property this morning and threatened my Uncle with a Shotgun.

CA Penal Code 422 Criminal Threats

Any person who willfully threatens to commit a crime which
will result in death or great bodily injury to another person, with
the specific intent that the statement, made verbally, in writing, or
by means of an electronic communication device, is to be taken as a
threat, even if there is no intent of actually carrying it out,
which, on its face and under the circumstances in which it is made,
is so unequivocal, unconditional, immediate, and specific as to
convey to the person threatened, a gravity of purpose and an
immediate prospect of execution of the threat, and thereby causes
that person reasonably to be in sustained fear for his or her own
safety or for his or her immediate family's safety, shall be punished
by imprisonment in the county jail not to exceed one year, or by
imprisonment in the state prison.

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Originally Posted by AlienQ (Post 15020436)
It was a Sawed off.

12020. (a) Any person in this state who does any of the following
is punishable by imprisonment in a county jail not exceeding one year
or in the state prison:
(1) Manufactures or causes to be manufactured, imports into the
state, keeps for sale, or offers or exposes for sale, or who gives,
lends, or possesses any cane gun or wallet gun, any undetectable
firearm, any firearm which is not immediately recognizable as a
firearm, any camouflaging firearm container, any ammunition which
contains or consists of any flechette dart, any bullet containing or
carrying an explosive agent, any ballistic knife, any multiburst
trigger activator, any nunchaku, any short-barreled shotgun, any
short-barreled rifle, any metal knuckles, any belt buckle knife, any
leaded cane, any zip gun, any shuriken, any unconventional pistol,
any lipstick case knife, any cane sword, any shobi-zue, any air gauge
knife, any writing pen knife, any metal military practice
handgrenade or metal replica handgrenade, or any instrument or weapon
of the kind commonly known as a blackjack, slungshot, billy,
sandclub, sap, or sandbag.



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Originally Posted by AlienQ (Post 15020436)
I saw him with the shotgun pointing it at my uncle.

245. (a)
(2) Any person who commits an assault upon the person of another with a firearm shall be punished by imprisonment in the state prison for two, three, or four years, or in a county jail for not less than six months and not exceeding one year, or by both a fine not exceeding ten thousand dollars ($10,000) and imprisonment.

No, you don't have to shoot for it to be assault.

Also, is the nephew on probation or parole? Good info to have when you DO file that police report. You ARE going to file a report, right? If hes on probation or parole, he can be searched at any time. That includes any residence he may live in.


That's a loose cannon you're living next to. What happens if you're not around with your 9mm the next time he loses it on a loved one?

Audrey 11-07-2008 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Jens Van Assterdam (Post 15020477)
Only in America...
People in Amsterdam dont come over to your house and bring a fucking shotgun. They may bring a shovel but thats it.

same thing for quebec. What a sad place to be living in.

CDSmith 11-07-2008 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by farkedup (Post 15021068)
What if you miss them on the first DE shot?

That's what "assuming accuracy" addresses. Maybe you skimmed over that part.

Quote:

Originally Posted by farkedup (Post 15021068)
what if you hit a fleshy part?

You ever seen the size of the hole a desert eagle makes, even in someone's "fleshy part" ? lol

Quote:

Originally Posted by farkedup (Post 15021068)
Shooting 5x with the 9 even if your aim sucks is bound to hit something :)

Again, assuming accuracy. Not everyone has it so no, there's no guarantees.

Quote:

Originally Posted by farkedup (Post 15021068)
people that carry 9's tend to shoot BETTER simply because any douche with a small penis goes out and buys the biggest gun they can. Most of the time they can't shoot worth shit.

I'm inclined to not make generalizations like this. I'm sure somewhere there's a 44 mag owner who has the upper body/arm strength and accuracy to hit what they aim at.

Quote:

Originally Posted by farkedup (Post 15021068)
Want cheap bullets? 22 baby... put a whole clip in a guys chest without costing shit. Even if they don't lose much blood fragments will get them dead nice and slow.

You guys seem to be forgetting that tons of cheap small bullets will be WAY harder to recover from than 1 larger hole. If I'm shooting somebody I WANT them to be in pain.

You really have to take some of my posts with more of a sense of humor than this.

A simple ":1orglaugh" would have sufficed.

AndreaM 11-07-2008 04:04 PM

Seriously, what is it that everyone has against a 9mm? If you're shooting defensive loads, the expansion difference between a 9mm and .45 is about 1/10 of an inch. Add to that the ability to fire more quickly and more accurately and with less practice. Plus - nearly 2x the rounds in the magazine, 3x if you can LE mags.

I don't get it. Is it a guy thing?

Tjeezers 11-07-2008 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by andrea_stockroom (Post 15021150)
Seriously, what is it that everyone has against a 9mm? If you're shooting defensive loads, the expansion difference between a 9mm and .45 is about 1/10 of an inch. Add to that the ability to fire more quickly and more accurately and with less practice. Plus - nearly 2x the rounds in the magazine, 3x if you can LE mags.

I don't get it. Is it a guy thing?

impressive knowledge you have about guns.

AndreaM 11-07-2008 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Sex2Have (Post 15021175)
impressive knowledge you have about guns.

I didn't know shit til' my husband went to the academy. I refused to have a weapon in my house that I didn't know how to use. So I educated myself, and learned how to shoot. 10 years later, I'm a better shot than he is.:1orglaugh Not with the shotgun though. Ow. Good news is you don't need to BE as accurate with a shotgun.

(Nifty, now I'm gonna get shit for being married to a cop :P )

marketsmart 11-07-2008 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by andrea_stockroom (Post 15021150)
Seriously, what is it that everyone has against a 9mm? If you're shooting defensive loads, the expansion difference between a 9mm and .45 is about 1/10 of an inch. Add to that the ability to fire more quickly and more accurately and with less practice. Plus - nearly 2x the rounds in the magazine, 3x if you can LE mags.

I don't get it. Is it a guy thing?

most people that own guns just go to the range and shoot targets and think they are experts..

if you have taken a tactical training course and done speed drills and then practice those drills regularly, it doesnt matter what you shoot 9 mm or 45..

even a meth head isnt going to keep coming with 3-5 shots center mast or 1 in the head.. :2 cents:

CIVMatt 11-07-2008 04:25 PM

DE is a novelty gun, anyone who mentions it for any kind of protection is a fucking moron... 9mm is a great gun for any suitation, yes 45 is better but who cares. This whole argument is stupid

AndreaM 11-07-2008 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 15021206)
most people that own guns just go to the range and shoot targets and think they are experts..

if you have taken a tactical training course and done speed drills and then practice those drills regularly, it doesnt matter what you shoot 9 mm or 45..

even a meth head isnt going to keep coming with 3-5 shots center mast or 1 in the head.. :2 cents:

*chuckles* See my above post. I'm married to a cop. I outshoot him in speed drills at the range. We play around with some tactical stuff at the range, like moving the target and pausing, while the other shoots, using the range wall as "cover." I've learned and practiced some tactical stuff out in the desert. I mentioned this in another gun thread, but I figured being on a girl with a low post count for the reason no one responded.

I have smalls hands. I simply cannot comfortably fire a .45 beyond 2-3 shots. But I shoot consistently within the 8 ring on a silhouette with a 9mm at 25 yards.

BradM 11-07-2008 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by andrea_stockroom (Post 15021239)
I have smalls hands. I simply cannot comfortably fire a .45 beyond 2-3 shots. But I shoot consistently within the 8 ring on a silhouette with a 9mm at 25 yards.

I just came on your tits.


You owe me a new monitor.

AndreaM 11-07-2008 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM (Post 15021255)
I just came on your tits.


You owe me a new monitor.

LMFAO - If you just came on my tits, I'd say its the other way around. I don't do ANYTHING for free ;)

marketsmart 11-07-2008 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by andrea_stockroom (Post 15021239)
*chuckles* See my above post. I'm married to a cop. I outshoot him in speed drills at the range. We play around with some tactical stuff at the range, like moving the target and pausing, while the other shoots, using the range wall as "cover." I've learned and practiced some tactical stuff out in the desert. I mentioned this in another gun thread, but I figured being on a girl with a low post count for the reason no one responded.

I have smalls hands. I simply cannot comfortably fire a .45 beyond 2-3 shots. But I shoot consistently within the 8 ring on a silhouette with a 9mm at 25 yards.

you could probably shoot better than 95% of people that own guns and you would do better in a tense situation then most..

people forget about the adrenaline factor when in a fight or flight situation and how poor that can make an untrained person shoot.

its nice to see a person who takes the time to learn how to use a gun properly.. :thumbsup

baddog 11-07-2008 05:19 PM

I just got a new 9 a couple hours ago . . . can you send your neighbor over as I probably won't have time to get to the range for a couple weeks.

AndreaM 11-07-2008 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 15021306)
you could probably shoot better than 95% of people that own guns and you would do better in a tense situation then most..

people forget about the adrenaline factor when in a fight or flight situation and how poor that can make an untrained person shoot.

its nice to see a person who takes the time to learn how to use a gun properly.. :thumbsup

I hear from hub all the time - "in a high pressure situation, you always revert to your most basic level of training." I guess that's why military and LE train repetitively.

I've been in that fight or flight situation with the shotgun in my hands. The only reason the idiotic 16 yr old that broke into my house didn't end up with his brains on my kitchen wall, is because I had an open door at my back.

It's amazing though, the clarity of thought and the number of things that go through your mind in a split second when faced with something like that - up to and including, "Do I *really* want to clean grey matter off the counter where I cook?"

Machete_ 11-07-2008 06:00 PM

http://photofile.name/photo/fishki_n...8/81269619.jpg

guns makes you cool

XXXMovie4M 11-07-2008 07:19 PM

hmmm, there's something fishy about your story bro!

i'm assuming you're referring to a pump shotgun. in order to "charge" (load) the shotgun the second time, he would have had to either pull the trigger or press and hold the pump release.

webair 11-07-2008 07:48 PM

dont pull it if you aint gonna use it

Zuzana Designs 11-07-2008 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by ebus_dk (Post 15021674)

LOLZ !!!! I was looking for that pic ...

nico-t 11-07-2008 07:52 PM

that is fucking crazy.... jesus christ hand out guns to inbreed fucks and you get situations like this, over a fucking tool... pro guns or not, that would never happen in a country with gun control. But i bet the gun nutjobs will have a some kind of illogical argument.

Sly 11-07-2008 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nico-t (Post 15022229)
that is fucking crazy.... jesus christ hand out guns to inbreed fucks and you get situations like this, over a fucking tool... pro guns or not, that would never happen in a country with gun control. But i bet the gun nutjobs will have a some kind of illogical argument.

Even many countries with "gun control" are more lax with shotguns.

Crazy psycho idiots are crazy psycho idiots.

brassmonkey 11-07-2008 08:24 PM

glad your ok man

J. Falcon 11-07-2008 08:25 PM

Guns are cool.


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