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11-07-2008, 01:52 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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Which gfyer wrote this letter?
Up to a few months ago I was a very popular college student with lots of friends and had no trouble getting girls. Now this problem I have made me drop out of college, lose girlfriends, and my friends are disgusted to hang out with me.
My problem is that all of a sudden my ass really started to stink even after a shower. I mean it smells like I shit myself or like I just took a shit and didn't bother to wipe my ass. I can asure that I don't shit myself and I wipe my ass until clean. I even tried that sphincterine stuff which seems not to work for me. This problem made me drop out of college to spare myself the embarassment and haven't gotten laid in a while which kills me because girls ask me why I don't want to hang out with them and the 'sick' excuse is getting quite old. I seriously have no idea what to do, it is really bothering me because I am ashamed just to go out of my house. It is weird because when I sit down it feels like theres shit in my ass but when I go to wipe nothings on the napkin and the sphincterine just blends with the smell. If you could please help me because now I just sit at home like a loser and cannot hang out with my friends without feeling ashamed. |
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11-07-2008, 01:56 AM
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11-07-2008, 03:19 AM
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Sounds like he needs to stop using napkins and get a decent ass washer like they have in Thailand.
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11-07-2008, 03:45 AM
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i understand you have a problem but there are no qualified doctors on gfy.
Its a letter from a friend uhh 
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11-07-2008, 04:06 AM
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Everyone on GFY is a SEO expert, professor in fitness and multi millionaire. In between, I'm sure there are some super surgeons and doctors as well. |
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11-07-2008, 04:07 AM
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11-07-2008, 04:07 AM
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11-07-2008, 04:35 AM
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I had a similar problem years ago. Once you stop sucking tranny cock, it leaves your system. I'm no doctor, but I have sucked some tranny cock in my day, so I know a thing or two when it comes to foul ass smell.
No big deal - they are still chicks. |
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11-07-2008, 04:41 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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Your mom
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11-07-2008, 04:42 AM
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no idea who wrote that, but damn it's funny.
I lol'd like 3 times while reading.
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11-07-2008, 06:35 AM
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Thats pretty messed up. At some point you think they would go to a doctor instead of posting on an adult webmaster board
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11-07-2008, 06:51 AM
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that is one serious shit goin on
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11-07-2008, 06:54 AM
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11-07-2008, 07:05 AM
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11-07-2008, 07:16 AM
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Ha. Actually there is a Doctor here on GFY. But I dont think this is his field.
I think he is a brain doc.
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11-07-2008, 07:39 AM
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11-07-2008, 07:59 AM
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I dunno what to say.... so fucked up ... I am now officially startled ...
</LOL at the "ass wiping with napkins thing tho">
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11-07-2008, 11:10 AM
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11-07-2008, 11:16 AM
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What a weird problem. So weird it sounds plausible, sorta kinda.
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11-07-2008, 11:22 AM
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that sure is different!
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11-07-2008, 03:40 PM
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Not making A Comeback
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Sounds like one of my employees.
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11-07-2008, 03:45 PM
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yeah go fuck yourself. now you know why.
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