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Just got back from a date. She told me she once had sex with a dog.

11-06-2008, 03:35 PM

I'm not making this up.

I told her that the family dog had recently died and she just straight out told me that her ex got her to have sex with his dog when they were both high on PCP. She said dogs have a knot in their dick that "feels pretty good" and ejaculate the whole time they're fucking you. She then laughed, took my hand and said "I bet your old dog would've been a good fuck."
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11-06-2008, 03:36 PM

umm I would have probably got up and left
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11-06-2008, 03:36 PM

what kind of a dog was it? a COCKer spanial?

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11-06-2008, 03:37 PM

just once?
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11-06-2008, 03:38 PM

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what kind of a dog was it?

I didn't asked. I was just sitting there stunned, trying not to show it.
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11-06-2008, 03:38 PM

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what kind of a dog was it?

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11-06-2008, 03:39 PM

sorry couldn't help myself =))

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11-06-2008, 03:43 PM

Originally posted by Mr.Right

I'm not making this up.

I told her that the family dog had recently died and she just straight out told me that her ex got her to have sex with his dog when they were both high on PCP. She said dogs have a knot in their dick that "feels pretty good" and ejaculate the whole time they're fucking you. She then laughed, took my hand and said "I bet your old dog would've been a good fuck."

she sounds like a keeper.
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11-06-2008, 03:44 PM

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umm I would have probably got up and left

I wanted to get into her pants but she said she didn't fuck on first dates.
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11-06-2008, 03:46 PM

Maybe she wanted you to hump her leg first.
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11-06-2008, 03:46 PM

maybe if you woofed?

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11-06-2008, 03:46 PM

haha...i know some guys who used to pull a ton of chicks from a bar we used to haunt....well after the girl had been laid by the main guy and whatever buddy he had with him...you'd be suprised how many got fucked by his dog as well..lol

after awhile the dog was wanting his turn...lol

i dont condone dog sex btw...just its true...there are some fucked up things happening in small towns everywhere..lol

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11-06-2008, 03:47 PM

Originally posted by Malicious Biz

she sounds like a keeper.

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11-06-2008, 03:49 PM

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so i take it e-harmony is not working out for you....

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11-06-2008, 03:50 PM

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I wanted to get into her pants but she said she didn't fuck on first dates.

You should have told her your middle name is "Doug"

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11-06-2008, 03:55 PM

Originally posted by Mr.Right

I'm not making this up.

I told her that the family dog had recently died and she just straight out told me that her ex got her to have sex with his dog when they were both high on PCP. She said dogs have a knot in their dick that "feels pretty good" and ejaculate the whole time they're fucking you. She then laughed, took my hand and said "I bet your old dog would've been a good fuck."

I know this is her backside but was this the gal...
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11-06-2008, 03:56 PM

did you sniff her butt first?

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11-06-2008, 04:01 PM

i wouldnt touch without full aim panel and then some
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11-06-2008, 04:03 PM

Give her my number.

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11-06-2008, 04:23 PM

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11-06-2008, 04:25 PM

Originally posted by Mr.Right

I'm not making this up.

I told her that the family dog had recently died and she just straight out told me that her ex got her to have sex with his dog when they were both high on PCP. She said dogs have a knot in their dick that "feels pretty good" and ejaculate the whole time they're fucking you. She then laughed, took my hand and said "I bet your old dog would've been a good fuck."

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11-06-2008, 04:26 PM

Originally posted by Mr.Right

I'm not making this up.

I told her that the family dog had recently died and she just straight out told me that her ex got her to have sex with his dog when they were both high on PCP. She said dogs have a knot in their dick that "feels pretty good" and ejaculate the whole time they're fucking you. She then laughed, took my hand and said "I bet your old dog would've been a good fuck."

I would have loved to have seen that. Thats so fucking original I actually believe you. Crazy whores.
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11-06-2008, 04:28 PM

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Maybe she wanted you to hump her leg first.

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did you sniff her butt first?

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11-06-2008, 04:29 PM

Maybe she wanted you to go away. For me its a turn off. lol

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11-06-2008, 04:29 PM

Haha wtf crazy whores is right!

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11-06-2008, 04:35 PM

that gave me a "howel"

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11-06-2008, 04:36 PM

Originally posted by Mr.Right

I'm not making this up.

I told her that the family dog had recently died and she just straight out told me that her ex got her to have sex with his dog when they were both high on PCP. She said dogs have a knot in their dick that "feels pretty good" and ejaculate the whole time they're fucking you. She then laughed, took my hand and said "I bet your old dog would've been a good fuck."

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11-06-2008, 04:38 PM

Dogs needs loving too

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11-06-2008, 05:32 PM

Would a men ever tell a woman he fucked a sheep, horse or a dog? we have dignity and keep it for ourselves.

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11-06-2008, 05:36 PM

Hey my dog is pretty lonely, maybe we can hook them up.
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11-06-2008, 05:38 PM

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Dogs needs loving too

hahaha... ur a sick bastard
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11-06-2008, 05:41 PM

I think fucking the dog is the least of her worries when it comes to dating joker
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11-06-2008, 06:00 PM

the date ended early?
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11-06-2008, 06:04 PM

Originally posted by Mr.Right

I'm not making this up.

I told her that the family dog had recently died and she just straight out told me that her ex got her to have sex with his dog when they were both high on PCP. She said dogs have a knot in their dick that "feels pretty good" and ejaculate the whole time they're fucking you. She then laughed, took my hand and said "I bet your old dog would've been a good fuck."

How come I never meet girls like that?

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11-06-2008, 06:10 PM

SO, you were bothered by the dog sex, but not the pcp?

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11-06-2008, 06:11 PM

what a load of shit - as if any woman would say that on a first date

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11-06-2008, 06:13 PM

Yuu can find a way better woman. Doing drugs and fucking a dog is not what any man should want in a woman.
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11-06-2008, 06:40 PM

So... let me get this straight: she fucked a dog, but not you?

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11-06-2008, 08:04 PM

bye bye.. thats too fucked up for me
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11-06-2008, 08:06 PM

That is fucking hot man.

I've dated 2 girls that had fucked dogs before. Horny sluts.
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11-06-2008, 08:08 PM

I bet her mom is proud. LOL

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11-06-2008, 08:09 PM

I can see how a man can stick his prick in just about anything with a hole, but how the hell did she get the dog to stick it in her? That just does not seem biologically possible. Does it?

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11-06-2008, 08:11 PM

This post was made like a year ago on another forum.

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11-06-2008, 08:36 PM

Originally posted by cherrylula

Maybe she wanted you to hump her leg first.

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11-06-2008, 08:56 PM

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11-06-2008, 08:58 PM

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11-07-2008, 03:46 AM

Originally posted by Mistah Charlie

So... let me get this straight: she fucked a dog, but not you?

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11-07-2008, 03:55 AM

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11-07-2008, 04:05 AM

I knew a hot girl who used to fuck dogs, it's actually not that uncommon which is weird.
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11-07-2008, 04:07 AM

Originally posted by webair

what kind of a dog was it? a COCKer spanial?

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