Lions.. who knows the story on lions? - GoFuckYourself.com

MrMaxwell · 11-05-2008, 10:09 PM

I think that I want to get a Lion.. but I don't want him mauling any one.
(Well there are SOME people I wouldn't mind seeing mauled, but I dgress!)

I want the lion to make that awesome sound that I hear on TV..
If I take out the claws and teeth, are they safe, or can they still break bones with their powerful jaws?

Also, what kind of price will I have to pay, for a lion?

Malicious Biz · 11-05-2008, 10:16 PM

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Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

If I take out the claws and teeth, are they safe, or can they still break bones with their powerful jaws?

Why stop there? Also have it's lower jaw removed and feed it via a tube. Ain't no Lion like a safety Lion.

And I doubt a missing jaw will impede it's ability to roar for your amusement.

Spunky · 11-05-2008, 10:16 PM

Good luck on the permit.unless you have the room and experience on caring for it

Malicious Biz · 11-05-2008, 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

Good luck on the permit.unless you have the room and experience on caring for it

Fuck all that.. all you need is a dog cage and neighbors that know how to mind their own business.

Oh, and a cattle prod.

MrMaxwell · 11-05-2008, 10:24 PM

I wouldn't want to go so far as to remove the jaw out of it

Malicious Biz · 11-05-2008, 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

I wouldn't want to go so far as to remove the jaw out of it

Why not bro? You wouldn't want that big wild animal to break free and hurt anyone right?

Remove the jaw and that can't happen. It will still roar and shit after a few convincing shocks with the ol cattle prod.

Your homies will be totally stoked about your bad ass lion.

Spunky · 11-05-2008, 10:32 PM

Insert the hyenas and baboons in muzzles pic here

11-05-2008, 10:09 PM	#1
MrMaxwell Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 10,057	Lions.. who knows the story on lions? I think that I want to get a Lion.. but I don't want him mauling any one. (Well there are SOME people I wouldn't mind seeing mauled, but I dgress!) I want the lion to make that awesome sound that I hear on TV.. If I take out the claws and teeth, are they safe, or can they still break bones with their powerful jaws? Also, what kind of price will I have to pay, for a lion?

11-05-2008, 10:16 PM	#3
Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,944	Good luck on the permit.unless you have the room and experience on caring for it __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

11-05-2008, 10:32 PM	#7
Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,944	Insert the hyenas and baboons in muzzles pic here __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

11-05-2008, 10:24 PM	#5
MrMaxwell Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 10,057	I wouldn't want to go so far as to remove the jaw out of it