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My blackberry fell in the toilet while I pee-ing today...
Not my best start this morning but...
It was bound to happen some one texted me this morning while I was taking my morning pee and bam it slipped out of my hand and fell in and everything went into slow motion..... I had no time to react i had to go in after it..... it wasn't my most shinning moment and I spent a good 20 mins bleaching, scrubbing and dis infecting my hands his morning. The phone is fine..... Im scared for life.... HI GFY ![]()
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BACON BACON BACON
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so they are waterproof cool
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Must be great to always have to smell your pee everytime your talking to someone on the phone. Congrats!
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Do Fun Shit.
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EEeeewwwwww.....
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that happened to me once.... once
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Good to know they can take the water
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Did you lick it clean?
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FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
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me too with one of my old models............... yeah took it apart, dryed it out and used it for a few yrs after
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Haha!! That is classic!
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coming from the piss.com guy himself....... odd ..
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i wouldn't say that it was in the waterproof it was barley in the water one second.
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is that what they do in Scotland? you fake euro's are weird people hehe
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Put tat blackberry in cat litter, seriously. it's a trick to get moisture out of electronic devices. I have seen iPods, Sidekicks, and my own cell phone saved after falling in watter... and make sure that battery is out. If you have power running through an electronic device after it has been wet it will corode fast...
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This seems to happen to a lot of people..... This is exactly why I don't take my cell phone to the crapper with me.
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haha.. will you have a moment when someone asks to use your phone?
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grosssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss !!!!!!
please dont come near my desk anymore !!!!!!
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Do Fun Shit.
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![]() ![]() ![]() Did you get video? Upload that shit dawg...
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so now you have a pissberry
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Doin fine
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I thought you liked pee. That one time when I peed on you, you giggled like a horny school girl.
Wait was that like a private thing just between us? My bad.. ![]() hehe Jk it was'nt pee it was other bodily fluids, but I mean it comes out of the same hole so how different can it be? ![]() Dwreck loves the cock... ![]() Im just kidding he BARELY even touched my penis, and he couldn't deep throat at all... ![]() Ok Ok Ok Im just kidding, but this was fun right? ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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omg Derek, i just laughed so hard i think i pee'd a little. i love you right now, you caught me totally offguard with the best laugh i will have today no doubt.
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I need a beer
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I drop things too especially when I scroll over certian banners ;)
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So Fucking Banananananas
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damn that sucks, but good thing its working.
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Thanks Dwreck
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One day I found my celli in the bottom of my dogs water dish, it had been there a while, it was surely dead. I brought it along while shopping for a new phone, in hopes of transferring it's previous information. When I mentioned to the tech it had been dropped in water he dropped that shit like a hot potato! I assured him it was just water (and dog slobber), poor guy probably has to deal with toilet phones a lot
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how does it smell now?
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lucky your its still working.
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Back in the harbor
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Dwreck, stop texting me if you can't give me your FULL attention while doing so!
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At least it was just pee.
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What a horrible way to start your day!! I've had mornings like that, but the phone in the toilet usually only happens when i'm drunk! Weird huh?
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I make pixels work
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Oh man Derek!
What a shitty(or pissy) whay to start the day. Every time Im in the midst of the porcelain mist I make damn sure I dont lose grip of my phone or make sure it will NOT fall out of a shirt pocket or whatever the case may be. Its sort of a phobia I have... If my phone is on me when I go I make sure i know where it is and make sure its safe from falling in. If I happen to be using it I have a death grip on that shit. At least you know the rest of your day most likely will be better ![]()
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should have pinned it down with a long stick and flushed first
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would have sucked if it was a bold ;)
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hahaha, i did the same thing a few weeks ago but my blackberry didn't survive.
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That's fucked up but you are lucky man, my phone fell down to the toilet and die instantly...
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