So this mysterious box shows up at our office with Juicy's name on it.... (pics) - GoFuckYourself.com

Ice · 11-04-2008, 04:09 PM

So I get this mysterious brown box at the office today from Juicy D Links.

Considering it's from Juicy I'm scared

After the bomb sniffing dog clears the box, I open it slowly.... and as expected the first thing that pops out of the box is a penis

Now with the box fully open I see there is more then just rubber dicks...

Big thanks to Juicy, Todd and the guys at Fleshlight

Christmas came early for the office I was Santa

Vendzilla · 11-04-2008, 04:10 PM

Ice played Sinta Clause in the office, I got a good one, thanx Juicy

WhiplashDug · 11-04-2008, 04:11 PM

Fantastic!

sicone · 11-04-2008, 04:13 PM

Dammit Juicy.. where's my care package?

JenniDahling · 11-04-2008, 04:15 PM

NIiiiiiice! I want a penis and a fleshlight!

cherrylula · 11-04-2008, 04:15 PM

I bet he tested them all first.

quality control!

Rochard · 11-04-2008, 04:16 PM

I'm guessing you get packages like that all the time - with cocks hanging out.

One time at the Lightspeed Cash studio we got package that was ticking. Steve refused to open it and he made me open it "out back". I forget who it was from, but it was full of live lobsters.

tony286 · 11-04-2008, 04:17 PM

jesus you guys must love jacking off that's alot of fleshlights. What a cool gift.

Juicy D. Links · 11-04-2008, 04:18 PM

where is the boy butter??????????????? and the anal looking one?

stickyfingerz · 11-04-2008, 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard

I'm guessing you get packages like that all the time - with cocks hanging out.

One time at the Lightspeed Cash studio we got package that was ticking. Steve refused to open it and he made me open it "out back". I forget who it was from, but it was full of live lobsters.

I LOL'D!!

Juicy D. Links · 11-04-2008, 04:19 PM

marketsmart · 11-04-2008, 04:19 PM

they were going to release the "Juicy Asslight", until they realized the sleeve holder would have to be the size of a garbage can...

BusterBunny · 11-04-2008, 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

where is the boy butter??????????????? and the anal looking one?

the fedex dude wanted his cut

Ice · 11-04-2008, 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

where is the boy butter??????????????? and the anal looking one?

Lensman grabbed those before I could take the pic.

Legendary Samir - BANNED FOR LIFE · 11-04-2008, 04:20 PM

Are going to pass it around?

Juicy D. Links · 11-04-2008, 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart

they were going to release the "Juicy Asslight", until they realized the sleeve holder would have to be the size of a garbage can...

BusterBunny · 11-04-2008, 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart

they were going to release the "Juicy Asslight", until they realized the sleeve holder would have to be the size of a garbage can...

that reminds me i have a slightly used one for sale...first three inches are pretty worn out but from 3 on it's never been touched...$5 obo

Juicy D. Links · 11-04-2008, 04:21 PM

Screaming Octopus !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

seeandsee · 11-04-2008, 04:22 PM

you can work now

marketsmart · 11-04-2008, 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BusterBunny

that reminds me i have a slightly used one for sale...first three inches are pretty worn out but from 3 on it's never been touched...$5 obo

i'll give you $15 if you fill it up with your man sauce...

Ice · 11-04-2008, 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Legendary Samir

Are going to pass it around?

They have all been passed out

Achmed · 11-04-2008, 04:25 PM

that for homosexual user?

Yanks_Todd · 11-04-2008, 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

does that have trans fat in it

Marcus Aurelius · 11-04-2008, 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BusterBunny

the fedex dude wanted his cut

Since when does fedex wear brown UPS uniforms. Jeezuz no wonder A.C. Slater was always nailing your girl!

S P A N N O W · 11-04-2008, 04:28 PM

No wonder none of you are working today!

BusterBunny · 11-04-2008, 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart

i'll give you $15 if you fill it up with your man sauce...

unless you want it dry and crusty you gotta pay for the express shipping out of pocket...i will only cover US Postal Service Priority Mail and your Estimated delivery will be 4-5 days

Juicy D. Links · 11-04-2008, 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by S P A N N O W

No wonder none of you are working today!

How do you remove semen stains?

Answer

If it's on the carpets, there is some good cleaners for that probably at wal-mart, or you can shampoo it, if it's on clothing and it's not going to come out, soak the stain in shout for two days then wash with liquid tide, give it an extra rinse to get extra soap out. The same goes for bed sheet, etc. For a matress, you can spray shout on it (not too much) and use a cloth to scrub it. Wet the cloth to remove it residue from the shout later. That's how I remove other stains, like grease and oil... it should work for that... and oh ya, it may still show up under black light unless it's cleaned well. So I've been told, hahaha. Hope I helped.

BusterBunny · 11-04-2008, 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MDCQ

Since when does fedex wear brown UPS uniforms. Jeezuz no wonder A.C. Slater was always nailing your girl!

The Duck · 11-04-2008, 04:34 PM

Nice carepackage

d-null · 11-04-2008, 04:35 PM

those are some odd looking devices, I wouldn't have know what to do with those... did they come with instructions? ......

....preferably pictorial??

lesbodojo · 11-04-2008, 04:37 PM

That's awesome.

Chris · 11-04-2008, 04:38 PM

Good to see you still at fleshlight juicy =) was just wondering what was going on with them the other day

they still have an austin office?

I enjoy'd my fleshlight but one day it disappeared

Ice · 11-04-2008, 04:52 PM

[15:55] JuicyLinks Da Guido: Jack Ass (Sensation: Super Ribbed)
[15:55] JuicyLinks Da Guido: the one that looks like a guys ass
[15:55] JuicyLinks Da Guido: :-D
[15:56] Ice: Vendzilla grabbed that one

Vendzilla · 11-04-2008, 04:54 PM

I got the one that looked like Ice's mouth, it's purdy

Ice · 11-04-2008, 04:56 PM

Vendzilla ran out of boy butter already

Juicy he needs industrial tub

Juicy D. Links · 11-04-2008, 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla

I got the one that looked like Ice's mouth, it's purdy

Ice (06:50 PM) :
I am stroking it now , how do I clean this ? I came into it
Ice (06:50 PM) :
Can I use soap? What do I do?
Ice (06:51 PM) :
Fuck Eric grabbed the boy butter , wtf he just dissapeared into the bathroom
Juicy (06:51 PM) :
omg too much info

Vendzilla · 11-04-2008, 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ice

Vendzilla ran out of boy butter already

Juicy he needs industrial tub

Ice just ran outside, his truck is backing up

Juicy D. Links · 11-04-2008, 04:59 PM

Ice is goneeeeeeeeeee for the rest of the day

"Message was sent. User is Offline.
The message will be delivered when user goes Online."

BusterBunny · 11-04-2008, 05:03 PM

how did a thread with such a heterosexual topic like fuckable plastic and rubber flashlights, turn so gay?

firecracker · 11-04-2008, 05:04 PM

Vendzilla AND Ice can you guys tell me how to use one of those???

Juicy D. Links · 11-04-2008, 05:06 PM

playboy office area will be a DNA covered area by morning!!!

Juicy D. Links · 11-04-2008, 05:07 PM

Ice aint answering ICQ , PHONE or anything , he must be going to TOWNNNNNNNNN on the toys

BusterBunny · 11-04-2008, 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

Ice aint answering ICQ , PHONE or anything , he must be going to TOWNNNNNNNNN on the toys

he broke them already...he is now just sticking his dick into the box of styrofoam shipping eggs

Juicy D. Links · 11-04-2008, 05:12 PM

who got the "Naughty Boy"

Juicy D. Links · 11-04-2008, 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BusterBunny

he broke them already...he is now just sticking his dick into the box of styrofoam shipping eggs

those arent shipping eggs .... it dried up cum shaped into shipping material

Juicy D. Links · 11-04-2008, 05:17 PM

Ice aint gonna make it back to work till Monday

BusterBunny · 11-04-2008, 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

those arent shipping eggs .... it dried up cum shaped into shipping material

good man looking out for the earth like that...peter north did all my stucco, yes it cost a little more than normal but nothing is too good for mother earth

Vendzilla · 11-04-2008, 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by firecracker

Vendzilla AND Ice can you guys tell me how to use one of those???

HUM, sure, put the male part in the female part

Ice · 11-04-2008, 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BusterBunny

how did a thread with such a heterosexual topic like fuckable plastic and rubber flashlights, turn so gay?

Juicy started posting

marketsmart · 11-04-2008, 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

who got the "Naughty Boy"

what the fuck is that in that guy's suitcase...

11-04-2008, 04:09 PM	#1
Ice Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Sunny California Posts: 26,053	So this mysterious box shows up at our office with Juicy's name on it.... (pics) So I get this mysterious brown box at the office today from Juicy D Links. Considering it's from Juicy I'm scared After the bomb sniffing dog clears the box, I open it slowly.... and as expected the first thing that pops out of the box is a penis Now with the box fully open I see there is more then just rubber dicks... Big thanks to Juicy, Todd and the guys at Fleshlight Christmas came early for the office I was Santa __________________ icq 1904905

11-04-2008, 04:10 PM	#2
Vendzilla Biker Gnome Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: cell#324 Posts: 23,200	Ice played Sinta Clause in the office, I got a good one, thanx Juicy __________________ Webair died? Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants think about that

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11-04-2008, 04:18 PM	#9
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	where is the boy butter??????????????? and the anal looking one?

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11-04-2008, 04:52 PM	#33
Ice Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Sunny California Posts: 26,053	[15:55] JuicyLinks Da Guido: Jack Ass (Sensation: Super Ribbed) [15:55] JuicyLinks Da Guido: the one that looks like a guys ass [15:55] JuicyLinks Da Guido: :-D [15:56] Ice: Vendzilla grabbed that one __________________ icq 1904905

11-04-2008, 04:54 PM	#34
Vendzilla Biker Gnome Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: cell#324 Posts: 23,200	I got the one that looked like Ice's mouth, it's purdy __________________ Webair died? Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants think about that

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Ice Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Sunny California Posts: 26,053	Vendzilla ran out of boy butter already Juicy he needs industrial tub __________________ icq 1904905

11-04-2008, 04:59 PM	#38
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	Ice is goneeeeeeeeeee for the rest of the day "Message was sent. User is Offline. The message will be delivered when user goes Online."

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Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	playboy office area will be a DNA covered area by morning!!!

11-04-2008, 05:07 PM	#42
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	Ice aint answering ICQ , PHONE or anything , he must be going to TOWNNNNNNNNN on the toys

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Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	who got the "Naughty Boy"

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Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	Ice aint gonna make it back to work till Monday