Vendzilla

John McCain and Barack Obama somehow ended up at the same barbershop.

As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word
was spoken.


The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would
turn to politics.

As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Obama in his chair
reached for the aftershave.


Obama was quick to stop him saying, 'No thanks, my wife Michelle will
smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse.'

The second barber turned to McCain and said, 'How about you?'
McCain replied, 'Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what a whorehouse
smells like.'

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Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants
think about that

Vendzilla

Here's another political joke

http://www.snopes.com/politics/obama/taxes.asp

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Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants
think about that

Anphibius

That was lame.