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|  11-01-2008, 05:02 AM | #1 | 
| So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: I convert perverts like catholic church! 
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				I am willing to take on one "1" SEO / SEM clientfrom GFY
			 No assholes losers or pieces of shit If you want to kill your competition in the SERPS ... forever make an offer here and I might take you on If your budget is less than 10k, please dont bother cya FYI ... this is a serious thread will show serious results to serious people | 
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|  11-01-2008, 05:04 AM | #2 | 
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|  11-01-2008, 05:05 AM | #3 | |
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|  11-01-2008, 05:06 AM | #4 | 
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|  11-01-2008, 05:07 AM | #5 | 
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				 | you're a dumb fucking idiot, get a life you broke loser | 
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|  11-01-2008, 05:09 AM | #6 | 
| So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: I convert perverts like catholic church! 
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|  11-01-2008, 05:12 AM | #7 | 
| BANNED - SUPPORTING TUBES Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I live in a pile of boogers 
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				 | whats next? you gonna offer to make people invisible? maybe teach people how to levitate ... i mean teach "serious" people, of course.  because you have tons of credibility... i might be interested why should people give a guy with a "long criminal history" more than 10,000.00 USD?    | 
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|  11-01-2008, 05:12 AM | #8 | 
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|  11-01-2008, 05:14 AM | #9 | |
| So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: I convert perverts like catholic church! 
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|  11-01-2008, 05:19 AM | #10 | 
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|  11-01-2008, 05:20 AM | #11 | |
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 i think i'm going to make you implode again. probably will stop by the marriot and make sure their legal dept gets your post about how you are trying to scam them in a fake lawsuit. which one refused to hire you for being a retard and a douchebag that can't stay out of trouble? the channelside one? isn't there another one over by the international plaza? need to go do some cardio.. .then i'm going to make fun of you all day long. not because its healthy or productive... but because for some horrible reason, it amuses me and helps me get work done at the same time. | |
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|  11-01-2008, 05:20 AM | #12 | 
| So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: I convert perverts like catholic church! 
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|  11-01-2008, 05:21 AM | #13 | 
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				 | I predict that your one client that you say contacts you in private will never have a name nor post a testimonial after. I also predict that person will get #1 for every search engine for every search term even though none of the results will have changed that any one can tell. I also predict that I will have rice pasta with tomatoes for lunch. PS, please do feel free to prove me wrong on any of these points... without staring in my windows at noon. | 
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|  11-01-2008, 05:22 AM | #14 | |
| So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: I convert perverts like catholic church! 
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|  11-01-2008, 05:22 AM | #15 | 
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				 | i'm gonna take on one client for free who wants to be number one in google for "andre goes to jail" | 
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|  11-01-2008, 05:23 AM | #16 | 
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				 | yes, everyone is going to jump on giving some dumb, broke fuck 10k$ to do "SEO" work haha | 
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|  11-01-2008, 05:55 AM | #17 | 
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				 | I thought Pussy Server was a surfer? Didnt he tell Sticky that? Sure someone will give a surfer 10k   
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|  11-01-2008, 06:56 AM | #18 | 
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				 | 10K? That`s a lot watermelons | 
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|  11-01-2008, 07:01 AM | #19 | |
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|  11-01-2008, 07:02 AM | #20 | 
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				 | So many funny threads with this pussyserver guy in it. | 
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|  11-01-2008, 07:06 AM | #21 | 
| So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: I convert perverts like catholic church! 
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				 | Envy Jealousy And hate .... all go hand in hand For anyone in serious need of real SEO... I out rank in serps's controls more surfers and have more traffic than any of my clueless haters so if you have the money and need real results.... hit me up | 
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|  11-01-2008, 07:14 AM | #22 | 
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				 | Right, except that in the context of this thread, they're opposites. | 
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|  11-01-2008, 07:14 AM | #23 | 
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				 | have you got a first page listing for any good terms? like porn , free porn, porn movies, etc 
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|  11-01-2008, 07:15 AM | #24 | 
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				 | once i pay you 10k to rank in the top 5 for "home mortgage" can you help me catch a unicorn? does that cost extra? | 
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|  11-01-2008, 07:21 AM | #25 | 
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				 | What else can you help us get Top 10 results in that fall within your area of expertise?? Can you help us not get a top 10 minimum wage job at the Marriot? Can you help us get a top 10 frivolous lawsuit against a huge corporation that will wipe their ass with it? Can you help us steal the top 10 Tickle Me Elmo dolls from KB Toys? Can you tell us about the top 10 jails in Hillsborough County? Can you tell us about the top 10 inmates that made you their bitch? Can you tell us about the top 10 times you got raped in the shower? | 
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|  11-01-2008, 07:24 AM | #26 | 
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				 | Whoever pays this kid 10k, can pay me another 10k for laughing about it. | 
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|  11-01-2008, 07:26 AM | #27 | 
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				 | This is the same guy that couldn't figure out how whois works? Oh yes, a bona fide, certified expert. At making people laugh here. | 
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|  11-01-2008, 07:30 AM | #28 | |
| So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: I convert perverts like catholic church! 
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 of course ICQ me lets get you the results you need!! | |
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|  11-01-2008, 07:32 AM | #29 | 
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				 | Your ICQ is offline... | 
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|  11-01-2008, 07:36 AM | #30 | |
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 No! He owns Domain Tools        
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|  11-01-2008, 07:40 AM | #31 | 
| So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: I convert perverts like catholic church! 
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|  11-01-2008, 07:42 AM | #32 | 
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				 | If I post in here, will you add me to your ignore list too? | 
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|  11-01-2008, 07:43 AM | #33 | 
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				 | So I think it would be easier for ppl to contact you now   | 
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|  11-01-2008, 08:15 AM | #34 | 
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|  11-01-2008, 08:23 AM | #35 | 
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|  11-01-2008, 08:25 AM | #37 | 
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|  11-01-2008, 08:33 AM | #38 | 
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|  11-01-2008, 09:07 AM | #40 | 
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|  11-01-2008, 09:12 AM | #41 | 
| So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: I convert perverts like catholic church! 
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				 | Baddog  ... are you saying your SEO skills are better than or even equal to mine?? Easy to run around the forums talking crap put some money where your mouth at im thinking 500.00 escrow or held by a top level program owner hell lets let all the SEO gurus in are you up for the challenge ... or are you just a troll like the losers on ignore who im sure posted something dumb above | 
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|  11-01-2008, 09:16 AM | #42 | 
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				 | I am saying I could train a puppy to be as smart as you. Especially if you think $500 is worth the effort. | 
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|  11-01-2008, 09:21 AM | #43 | 
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				 | I believe this thread can now be declared shitted. 
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|  11-01-2008, 09:22 AM | #44 | |
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 SEO competition I will even let you name the terms and since 500.00 is nothing lets make it 1,000.00 If nothing else it might drum you up some biz How do you want to go about it?  | |
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|  11-01-2008, 09:23 AM | #45 | 
| So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: I convert perverts like catholic church! 
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				 | yeah I have a lot of haters man... look thru all my threads and you will find its always the same broke tired losers with all the time they spend here being envious and jealous... I have no clue how they get any workd done I have like a 10 person fan club... But I love it lol | 
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|  11-01-2008, 09:25 AM | #46 | 
| So Fucking Banned Industry Role:  Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal 
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				 | What makes you think I would waste my time trying to prove anything to a proven thief and liar? I give you to much attention even talking to you. | 
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|  11-01-2008, 09:30 AM | #47 | |
| So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: I convert perverts like catholic church! 
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 You are too old for false name calling baddog. I am not asking you to prove anything to any one I am offering you a chance to make 1,000.00 and most likely pick up some new biz in the process I am calling you out to put your money where your mouth is ... I am ready to lay it on the table you know as well as I do that I will run circles around you and make you look foolish for all to see If 1k is not worth your time... tell me what is? | |
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|  11-01-2008, 09:30 AM | #48 | 
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				 | this thread is amusing 
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|  11-01-2008, 09:38 AM | #49 | 
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				 | Great.  I can't believe this idiot is from my hometown.  How embarrasing. 
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|  11-01-2008, 09:39 AM | #50 | |
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