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  • notime
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    • Jun 2003
    • 8025

    #1

    Man dies while watching porn, his mom finds him

    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle1876715.ece
    Imagine your mom finding you dead with your dick in your hands
  • Voodoo
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    • Sep 2002
    • 10600

    #2
    I can't imagine that. I'd be dead. Not really sure what happens after that, but most likely, I won't be too concerned about much going on in my former life.

    "I'm selflessly supporting the common good, but only coincidentally looking out for No.1."

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    • - Jesus Christ -
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      • Mar 2003
      • 7197

      #3
      2nd best way to die.

      Amen

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      • Vick!
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        • Nov 2005
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        #4
        Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -
        2nd best way to die.
        1st is while fucking a hottie?
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        • F U S I O N
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          • Jan 2006
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          #5
          What a way to be remembered...

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          • SoUlBrUtHa#1
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            • Nov 2004
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            #6
            All I wanna know is what movie got him that excited?

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            • tranza
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              • Jun 2003
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              #7
              Very sad to know that!
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              • Supz
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                • Jul 2006
                • 11057

                #8
                That's the only I would want to go out!

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                • Grapesoda
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                  • Jul 2003
                  • 46238

                  #9
                  Originally posted by notime
                  http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle1876715.ece
                  Imagine your mom finding you dead with your dick in your hands
                  i hope I shot it

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                  • elmy
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                    • Jan 2005
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -
                    2nd best way to die.

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                    • BlackCrayon
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                      • Jun 2003
                      • 19634

                      #11
                      tube sites claim another life. when will people end the madness.
                      you don't know you're wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day..

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                      • 2012
                        So Fucking What
                        • Jul 2006
                        • 17189

                        #12
                        at least he died doing something he enjoyed. pulling his wiener
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                        • Vicious_B
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                          #13
                          Wonder how they will phrase the actual obit
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                          • bloggingseo
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                            #14
                            Hilarious! Guess you can't help but think at least he died happy!

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                            • stephane76
                              Frenchie
                              • Aug 2004
                              • 3892

                              #15
                              Moms know we all watch porn

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                              • Altwebdesign

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Vick!
                                1st is while fucking a hottie?
                                agreed!!

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                                • LoveSandra
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                                  • Aug 2008
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                                  #17
                                  very fucking sad!!

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                                  • seeandsee
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                                    • The Duck
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                                      #19
                                      I blame tube sites and pre-checked cross-sales.
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                                      • C-Luv
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                                        #20
                                        That really sucks
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                                        • kowalsky
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                                          • Oct 2003
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                                          #21
                                          Why his mother had to spread the voice to tell everybody how he died? No respect!!
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                                          • Myst
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                                            #22
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                                            • BigPimpCash
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                                              #23
                                              Yay

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                                              • NicAngel
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                                                #24
                                                well at least you know he went out with a bang
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                                                • fatfoo
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                                                  • Mar 2003
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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by BlackCrayon
                                                  tube sites claim another life. when will people end the madness.
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                                                  • TRe$yNFuL
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                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by SoUlBrUtHa#1
                                                    All I wanna know is what movie got him that excited?
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                                                    • CaptainHowdy
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                                                      • Dec 2004
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                                                      #27
                                                      I'm alive if anyone wondered...

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                                                      • Twistys Tim
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                                                        #28
                                                        At least he got to die doing something he loved


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                                                        • gornyhuy
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                                                          • May 2002
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                                                          #29
                                                          If he was a good Christian, maybe he'll have a second cumming.

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                                                          • woj
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                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by BigPimpCash
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                                                            • SykkBoy2
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                                                              • Feb 2001
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                                                              #31
                                                              he could care less...his mother on the other hand...probably a little scarred.....
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                                                              • Porko
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                                                                • Sep 2002
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                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by BigPimpCash
                                                                At least he wont be able to cancell his membership to my sites now

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                                                                • kmanrox
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                                                                  • Oct 2001
                                                                  • 29295

                                                                  #33
                                                                  could have been worse, he could have been watching CP or incest with his own family
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                                                                  • d-null
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                                                                    • Apr 2007
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    that reminds me about some of the nasty stuff that used to be on Ogrish, pictures of people that were found a week or two later

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                                                                    • brassmonkey
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      damn and they didnt blur his face pullin dick and died R.I.P. id rather die on top of a playboy bunny
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                                                                      • Niktamer
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        I'm sure he was checking a full movie on an illegal tube !

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                                                                        • Screwed Up
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by BlackCrayon
                                                                          tube sites claim another life. when will people end the madness.
                                                                          LOL.


                                                                          Originally posted by kowalsky
                                                                          Why his mother had to spread the voice to tell everybody how he died? No respect!!
                                                                          Yeah, man. Hell, they even have his name and picture in the article. Damn.
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by Vick!
                                                                            1st is while fucking a hottie?
                                                                            Nope. I would like to finish first

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                                                                            • Scott McD
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              It was tranny porn...


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                                                                              • mynameisjim
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                                                                                • Aug 2007
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Anyone remember that skit on The Man Show where they offered a service that continually monitored your health, and if you died a team would enter your home and remove all your pornos, dildos, or whatever before anyone found them. Reminds me of that.
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                                                                                • bobby666
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  hehe shit happens

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                                                                                  • Joe BrainCash
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    He was "tranny surprised" if you ask me!
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                                                                                    • sortie
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      What's really fucked up is that it is news worthy that he was watching porn when 1 billion
                                                                                      other people are watching it too.

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                                                                                      • [dfo]
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                                                                                        • Dec 2002
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by mynameisjim
                                                                                        Anyone remember that skit on The Man Show where they offered a service that continually monitored your health, and if you died a team would enter your home and remove all your pornos, dildos, or whatever before anyone found them. Reminds me of that.
                                                                                        haha had to go look that one up

                                                                                        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MCtDwF8Aok

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                                                                                        • kitti2x
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                                                                                          • Apr 2006
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          at least he have his pleasure before he finally meet his end. R.I.P. dude!
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                                                                                          • papill0n
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                                                                                            • Oct 2007
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            what a bizarre story

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                                                                                            • just a punk
                                                                                              So fuckin' bored
                                                                                              • Jun 2003
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by notime
                                                                                              http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle1876715.ece
                                                                                              Imagine your mom finding you dead with your dick in your hands
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                                                                                              • Blazed
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by BigPimpCash
                                                                                                At least he wont be able to cancell his membership to my sites now
                                                                                                He looks more like a tube site kinda guy.

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                                                                                                • PornMD
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Given his condition and that he had been born with heart issues, that's actually a pretty sad story and way to die.
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                                                                                                  • PurrrsianPussyKat
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    $10 says she sues the movie producer for wrongful death.
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