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p|mpdog · 11-04-2002, 09:46 PM

Im too ignorant to pimp anything other than bag of sand.

When i get laid, its only cause the bitch cant yell loud enough for anyone to hear her scream.

BVF · 11-04-2002, 09:48 PM

like I said in the beginning of this thread....

You pathetic fucks have Cheshire's uterus dragged all the way to the floor. Leave her alone, she's NOT gonna fuck you..

You're sending joins to different programs left and right like you say? Pull out the yellow pages and find you a whore that looks like Cheshire and get your fantasy over with..you should be able to afford it.....

Sly_RJ · 11-04-2002, 09:49 PM

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Originally posted by pimplink

Don't get me wrong there are funnier guys on this board, Boneprone's humor is funnier .... when its funny. But when it sucks, it sucks ass. Kinda like Saturday Night Live skits. Equinox' posts can be funny as well usually he posts funny links. Gary is famous for his witty and often self-deprecating and dead pan sarcasm.

Boneprone funnier than Labret? No way. Totally different style. Sometimes boneprone tries too hard, which looks pretty lame. But he does get me rolling every now and then...

What's funny about Labret is he's Ace in exposing the stupidity of people. Now THAT is funny.

p|mpdog · 11-04-2002, 09:51 PM

I bought an escort once, right when i got out of jail. she was like 400 bucks for 2 hours of bliss. didnt look much like chashire, but after a year in the can, i guess just about anything will be pretty damn nice.

Im in no need for any pussy, my girl and I have sex often enough. Is it a crime to play around on a porn board with a member of the opposite sex?

TeraBabes · 11-04-2002, 09:52 PM

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Originally posted by [Labret]

Well since you brought me into this.

You do not find all of this nauseating?

Nope. I find it amusing. Very amusing.

p|mpdog · 11-04-2002, 09:52 PM

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Originally posted by Sly_RJ

Boneprone funnier than Labret? No way. Totally different style. Sometimes boneprone tries too hard, which looks pretty lame. But he does get me rolling every now and then...

What's funny about Labret is he's Ace in exposing the stupidity of people. Now THAT is funny.

easy killer, that hurt my feelings.

Pornkings · 11-04-2002, 09:55 PM

I think cheshire knows we are all just fucking around.

To be honest I would never pay for sex unless i was in jail for a year then I would think about it.

But then again I would probably have a line of girls waiting for me to get out. LOL

Pornkings · 11-04-2002, 09:56 PM

this thread has gone in so many differant directions.

whats next

TeraBabes · 11-04-2002, 09:57 PM

You gotta give pimpdog some credit here. He said "This could be an interesting thread," and he was right. I'd say this is the best active thread on GFY right now...

..which really doesn't say much for GFY.

p|mpdog · 11-04-2002, 09:59 PM

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Originally posted by Pornkings
this thread has gone in so many differant directions.

whats next

lol
i said it could get interesting.

its missing a few key players though.
amp
12dicks
drewkole
kimmykim

KingK7 · 11-04-2002, 10:03 PM

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Originally posted by p|mpdog
I bought an escort once, right when i got out of jail. she was like 400 bucks for 2 hours of bliss. didnt look much like chashire, but after a year in the can, i guess just about anything will be pretty damn nice.
Im in no need for any pussy, my girl and I have sex often enough. Is it a crime to play around on a porn board with a member of the opposite sex?

You get any action in jail?
Seriously?

TDF · 11-04-2002, 10:05 PM

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Originally posted by KingK7

You get any action in jail?
Seriously?

of course he did...Trey Hickey is his prison stage name!

KingK7 · 11-04-2002, 10:06 PM

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Originally posted by toodamnfli

of course he did...Trey Hickey is his prison stage name!

p|mpdog · 11-04-2002, 10:09 PM

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Originally posted by KingK7

You get any action in jail?
Seriously?

lol
i love this question.

one time..
i was taking a shower in a stall with 4 shower heads in it (8x8 room) alone.
1/2 way through the shower, 4 dudes came in to the stall nekkid with a bottle of johnson and johnson shampoo. 2 guys were hard, and the other 2 had socks in their hands.

needless to say, i pretty mjuch knew what to expect when i saw this, and i couldnt even scream or yell. My eyes got so big, and i backed up against the wall thinking to myself 'jesus fucking christ, this shit really does happen in jail' and i just stood there. couldnt really run anywhere cause they blocked the doorway. C.O.'s do 30 minute checks, so they had about 20 minutes of 'play' time with me if they wanted.

anyways.. turns out they were just messen around and wanted to scare the shit out of me. They do it to all the new guys. This was county jail, not state jail. So things are pretty tame in a small county farm like i was in.

thank god!!!!

p|mpdog · 11-04-2002, 10:11 PM

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Originally posted by toodamnfli

of course he did...Trey Hickey is his prison stage name!

isnt like 90% of your family already in jail? isnt that where you go on the weekends? to visit your po family?... I notice you dont post here on sunday.. visitors day..

TDF · 11-04-2002, 10:13 PM

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Originally posted by p|mpdog

isnt like 90% of your family already in jail? isnt that where you go on the weekends? to visit your po family?... I notice you dont post here on sunday.. visitors day..

huh? isn't that the sign of someone who has a life outside of GFY? and i thought visitors day was everyday from 9-5? even pornographers have to pick up chicks in church!

pimplink · 11-04-2002, 10:14 PM

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Originally posted by KingK7

You get any action in jail?
Seriously?

All this talk of prison sex reminds me of a line by Eddie Griffin in the movie "The New Guy"---

"You see, high school sex is like prison sex....

the sex you want, you don't get...

the sex you do get, you DON'T WANT! "

KingK7 · 11-04-2002, 10:15 PM

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Originally posted by p|mpdog

lol
i love this question.
one time..
i was taking a shower in a stall with 4 shower heads in it (8x8 room) alone.
1/2 way through the shower, 4 dudes came in to the stall nekkid with a bottle of johnson and johnson shampoo. 2 guys were hard, and the other 2 had socks in their hands.
needless to say, i pretty mjuch knew what to expect when i saw this, and i couldnt even scream or yell. My eyes got so big, and i backed up against the wall thinking to myself 'jesus fucking christ, this shit really does happen in jail' and i just stood there. couldnt really run anywhere cause they blocked the doorway. C.O.'s do 30 minute checks, so they had about 20 minutes of 'play' time with me if they wanted.
anyways.. turns out they were just messen around and wanted to scare the shit out of me. They do it to all the new guys. This was county jail, not state jail. So things are pretty tame in a small county farm like i was in.
thank god!!!!

Hahaha, funny story.
What were you in for?

p|mpdog · 11-04-2002, 10:15 PM

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Originally posted by toodamnfli

huh? isn't that the sign of someone who has a life outside of GFY? and i thought visitors day was everyday from 9-5?

dont play it off like you 'have a life' you are an 'adult' webmaster.

and as far as visiting hours go, i guess it varies from state to state. How is aunt takisha btw?

Fletch XXX · 11-04-2002, 10:17 PM

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Originally posted by toodamnfli
even pornographers have to pick up chicks in church!

hahaha

p|mpdog · 11-04-2002, 10:18 PM

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Originally posted by KingK7

Hahaha, funny story.
What were you in for?

criminal mischief ( breaking property worth more than $1k )
breaking a restraining order ( over the phone )
harassment ( threating to kill that person over the phone )
normally you dont goto jail for those crimes, but i jumped bail when i got arrested, meaning i left the state, and got caught 3 months later pissing in a what-a-burger parking lot drunk one night after a party, we had the munchies

TDF · 11-04-2002, 10:19 PM

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Originally posted by p|mpdog

dont play it off like you 'have a life' you are an 'adult' webmaster.

and as far as visiting hours go, i guess it varies from state to state. How is aunt takisha btw?

shes doing just great...complaining as usual about her white lover Treywith the small dick thats taking care of all of her kids. Its a pure shame she keeps on popping kids on his dumb ass as I would think he would notice none of the kids are light uh uhh

Pornkings · 11-04-2002, 10:20 PM

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Originally posted by toodamnfli

huh? isn't that the sign of someone who has a life outside of GFY? and i thought visitors day was everyday from 9-5? even pornographers have to pick up chicks in church!

What type of traffic do you have what niche's do you push?

Whats your ICQ or hit me up 161759738

KingK7 · 11-04-2002, 10:20 PM

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Originally posted by p|mpdog

criminal mischief ( breaking property worth more than $1k )
breaking a restraining order ( over the phone )
harassment ( threating to kill that person over the phone )
normally you dont goto jail for those crimes, but i jumped bail when i got arrested, meaning i left the state, and got caught 3 months later pissing in a what-a-burger parking lot drunk one night after a party, we had the munchies

Hahahaha, thats even funnier

TDF · 11-04-2002, 10:21 PM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX

hahaha

chicks dig the sunday threads. I throw on my best double breasted pimpsuit and walk the track around church. I say hello too all of the church brothas and sistas and I offer my "assistance" to a woman who needs a "healing shoulder"

p|mpdog · 11-04-2002, 10:22 PM

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Originally posted by toodamnfli

shes doing just great...complaining as usual about her white lover Treywith the small dick thats taking care of all of her kids. Its a pure shame she keeps on popping kids on his dumb ass as I would think he would notice none of the kids are light uh uhh

I knew that bitch was putting holes in the condoms.. typical.

always some god damn bitch trying to latch onto a man for a free ride....

TDF · 11-04-2002, 10:23 PM

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Originally posted by p|mpdog

criminal mischief ( breaking property worth more than $1k )
breaking a restraining order ( over the phone )
harassment ( threating to kill that person over the phone )
normally you dont goto jail for those crimes, but i jumped bail when i got arrested, meaning i left the state, and got caught 3 months later pissing in a what-a-burger parking lot drunk one night after a party, we had the munchies

sounds like your girlfriend was getting plugged by that geek with the yahoo group in her name who promised to make her a porn star

p|mpdog · 11-04-2002, 10:24 PM

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Originally posted by toodamnfli

sounds like your girlfriend was getting plugged by that geek with the yahoo group who promised to make her a porn star

now now.. no reason to go digging up old dirt.. we put that all behind us homie!

and it was msn groups, not yahoo fyi

KingK7 · 11-04-2002, 10:25 PM

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Originally posted by p|mpdog

breaking a restraining order ( over the phone )

Haha, I didnt know you could break them over the phone.

p|mpdog · 11-04-2002, 10:25 PM

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Originally posted by KingK7

Haha, I didnt know you could break them over the phone.

try it..

tree · 11-04-2002, 11:09 PM

again

p|mpdog · 11-04-2002, 11:11 PM

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Originally posted by tree

again

what choo talkin about willis?!?!

[The Leader] · 11-05-2002, 12:56 AM

Roger would you really pay ten thousand dollars to get laid? Or are you just kidding?

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Originally posted by p|mpdog
i guess i was wrong. chashire cant be bought.
she passed the pimpdog test.

Can't be bought? How do we know, no one offered.

[The Leader] · 11-05-2002, 12:57 AM

Sorry Roger I hadn't read the third page when I posted that.

p|mpdog · 11-05-2002, 01:08 AM

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Originally posted by [The Leader]
Sorry Roger I hadn't read the third page when I posted that.

perfect example of the typical gfy attitude, atleast THE LEADER had the balls to admit it!

people should read things in full, before they go spoutin off at the mouth.
bitches.

hitman699 · 11-05-2002, 01:10 AM

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Originally posted by p|mpdog

she is worth 100 meeeeeeelion bucks, but 10k for a nice breasts 8x10 is more than fair.

dude, your like childish.. are you 10? I feel like Im watching a schoolgirl crush,, its pathetic you sell porn for a living, you'd think you'd have seen enough pussy by now that you woukdn't act like a dog in heat... just my opinion.

Aussie Rebel · 11-05-2002, 01:17 AM

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Originally posted by Pornkings

All I know is P1mpdog sent me 18 joins yesterday and 13 so far today.

COOL can I spam the fuck out of your program too?

p|mpdog · 11-05-2002, 01:21 AM

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Originally posted by hitman699

dude, your like childish.. are you 10? I feel like Im watching a schoolgirl crush,, its pathetic you sell porn for a living, you'd think you'd have seen enough pussy by now that you woukdn't act like a dog in heat... just my opinion.

heh
your opinion is about as worthless as tits on a bull, but thanks for the post, move along now and go submit some galleries.

p|mpdog · 11-05-2002, 01:22 AM

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Originally posted by Aussie Rebel

COOL can I spam the fuck out of your program too?

If I'm not mistaken, spamming is against their TOS.. better check with roger on that smart guy.

Aussie Rebel · 11-05-2002, 01:28 AM

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Originally posted by p|mpdog

If I'm not mistaken, spamming is against their TOS.. better check with roger on that smart guy.

Since when does TOS means anything to you

p|mpdog · 11-05-2002, 01:31 AM

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Originally posted by Aussie Rebel

Since when does TOS means anything to you

since when did 'means' belong in a sentence like that? and to answer your dumbass question. If you break the tos, you dont get paid..

Aussie Rebel · 11-05-2002, 01:34 AM

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Originally posted by p|mpdog

since when did 'means' belong in a sentence like that? and to answer your dumbass question. If you break the tos, you dont get paid..

It's a typo dickhead

L0stMind · 11-05-2002, 02:13 AM

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Originally posted by [Labret]

Nobody calls me a camel like animal and gets away with it.

HAHAHA, thats some funny shit

Pornkings · 11-05-2002, 10:55 AM

BEST-DIALER · 11-05-2002, 11:06 AM

Why only program for referred webmasters?

Cheshire · 11-05-2002, 11:13 AM

This is funny.

p|mpdog · 11-05-2002, 11:16 AM

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Originally posted by Cheshire
This is funny.

morning babe

Pornkings · 11-05-2002, 11:35 AM

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Originally posted by Cheshire
This is funny.

Hows it going?
How is school need help with your Homework?

Topless Tudors or in my case we can do Bottomless tudors

Cheshire · 11-05-2002, 12:23 PM

lol, isn't that a type of roof Roger? I'll let you know if I need a Tutor though...

Morning P|mpdog

[The Leader] · 11-05-2002, 01:11 PM

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Originally posted by p|mpdog

perfect example of the typical gfy attitude, atleast THE LEADER had the balls to admit it!

people should read things in full, before they go spoutin off at the mouth.
bitches.

Not everyone has time to read three pages of worthless arguing

11-04-2002, 09:48 PM	#102
BVF Black Vagina Finder Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: The Midwest Posts: 13,975	like I said in the beginning of this thread.... You pathetic fucks have Cheshire's uterus dragged all the way to the floor. Leave her alone, she's NOT gonna fuck you.. You're sending joins to different programs left and right like you say? Pull out the yellow pages and find you a whore that looks like Cheshire and get your fantasy over with..you should be able to afford it..... __________________ Black Pussy Click On Mr Cosby..CCbill, 60/40, 136 FHG's....The Cos Loves Black Ghetto Pussy!!

11-04-2002, 09:55 PM	#107
Pornkings Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Roger V Posts: 5,334	I think cheshire knows we are all just fucking around. To be honest I would never pay for sex unless i was in jail for a year then I would think about it. But then again I would probably have a line of girls waiting for me to get out. LOL __________________ Pornkings.com

11-04-2002, 09:56 PM	#108
Pornkings Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Roger V Posts: 5,334	this thread has gone in so many differant directions. whats next __________________ Pornkings.com

11-04-2002, 09:57 PM	#109
TeraBabes Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Under Water Posts: 2,067	You gotta give pimpdog some credit here. He said "This could be an interesting thread," and he was right. I'd say this is the best active thread on GFY right now... ..which really doesn't say much for GFY. __________________ This place is too big.

11-05-2002, 10:55 AM	#144
Pornkings Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Roger V Posts: 5,334	Bump __________________ Pornkings.com

11-04-2002, 09:46 PM	#101
p\|mpdog So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 140	Im too ignorant to pimp anything other than bag of sand. When i get laid, its only cause the bitch cant yell loud enough for anyone to hear her scream.

11-04-2002, 09:51 PM	#104
p\|mpdog So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 140	I bought an escort once, right when i got out of jail. she was like 400 bucks for 2 hours of bliss. didnt look much like chashire, but after a year in the can, i guess just about anything will be pretty damn nice. Im in no need for any pussy, my girl and I have sex often enough. Is it a crime to play around on a porn board with a member of the opposite sex?

11-04-2002, 11:09 PM	#131
tree Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 1,601	again

11-05-2002, 12:57 AM	#134
[The Leader] Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Van City Posts: 1,026	Sorry Roger I hadn't read the third page when I posted that.

11-05-2002, 11:06 AM	#145
BEST-DIALER Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 4	Why only program for referred webmasters? __________________ BEST-DIALER.US - HIGHEST RATES THEN ANYONE ELSE.

11-05-2002, 11:13 AM	#146
Cheshire Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Rosen-Villin Posts: 5,738	This is funny. __________________ just a little bit naughty

11-05-2002, 12:23 PM	#149
Cheshire Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Rosen-Villin Posts: 5,738	lol, isn't that a type of roof Roger? I'll let you know if I need a Tutor though... Morning P\|mpdog __________________ just a little bit naughty