dont you have an irc chatroom to be monitoring?

Listen, its not my fault that your life is so meaningless and hollow that you need to fawn over some "girl" on a message board. Not only that, you have to display your misery in public for all to see.

Dont take your insecurities and failures out on me.

Trying to get some board pussy. How lame is that? Its Cheshire for fucks sake.

lol

you are unreal.. You twist shit around and make what you want out of it. I have a girlfriend that i live with, and because im *flirting* with some chick on gfy, im trying to get laid? please.

You are so full of yourself. sad.

Does your girlfriend know you are this lame?




That does not strike you as "odd"?

You think about a girl off a message board in real life? Again, does your girlfriend know? I am guessing she doesnt. And she must not be all that if you are chasing message board pussy. You must be a terror in the aol chatrooms.

Its sad. Its tragic. It is a constant pathetic display. One board hooch yanking the virtual cocks of several individuals. And it is by all accounts... absolutely fucking nauseating.

Get a fucking life. All of you.

If you're like me,you visit the local spam boards for the fun of seeing that there are actually people more dumb than here on GFY, you would see Rogers right hand man PornKing Ian is a frequent visitor of spam boards,I'm sure they support spam somewhere in that office :winkwink:

hehe

and you freaks,Chesire didnt even want you to know her name, why would she show you the goods?... We are going to bumrush her at a show GFY style and get all the pictures we want,use your noodles...

I bet you smoked a 1/2 pack of cigarettes to think up that post huh?

You have put more energy into a dumbass reply to my useless posts, that will be forgotten in 3.2 minutes.

now who is the idiot?

One, I do not smoke cigarettes.

Two, if you think that took me more than 10 seconds of thought to punch out, you truly are an idiot. I can type as fast as I can speak, so dont flatter yourself lameass. While it may take you 20 minutes to hunt and peck out a reply, some of us are a little quicker in the grey matter.

Stop caring what I think and go back to fawning over your board love interest. Ill watch. I always do.

k

i guess i was wrong. chashire cant be bought.
she passed the pimpdog test.

Shut up llamah, if her girlfriend imagine that a normal guy can't think of other girls, she's an idiot, just like you.

Nobody calls me a camel like animal and gets away with it.

Or could it have been your approach? You need to work on your pimpin skills for online girls.

Every woman has a price, but you were too busy humping around it like a chimp on pcp trying to fuck a bowling ball.

You need to settle down. You come on a little too strong.

"here is 10k, lemme see your titties" is not gonna work. Esp when they know you can barely feed yourself as it is.

lol

see, you do have a sense of humor. And i thought you were just some dumbass bot, that posted random retorts out of the blue. :thumbsup

If i recall correctly, i didnt offer her shit. I do however believe that i posted that SOMEONE WOULD pay upto 10k to see her tits.

In case you are really that stupid, let me spell it out for you.

I do think she is hot, but I was mocking the drooling pigs on the board that fancy online love connections. It was a joke, not real. look at sleazy dreams posts. nuff said.

uh huh

I beg to differ. I bet all the controversies he generates about Israel, Arabs, G-d, women, etc makes him laugh. Its called "dry humor." It takes a lot of intelligence and wit to pull that off. Plus, he manages to put a lot of info in his piss fights as well. I don't agree with everything...or even most of what [Labret] says, but his posts sure are entertaining.


Don't get me wrong there are funnier guys on this board, Boneprone's humor is funnier .... when its funny. But when it sucks, it sucks ass. Kinda like Saturday Night Live skits. Equinox' posts can be funny as well usually he posts funny links. Gary is famous for his witty and often self-deprecating and dead pan sarcasm.

Bottom line: whatever form of "funny" you're into, there's a poster here in GFY that would meet your comedic needs.

and if givin the chance to slam her tight ass, would i? god damn right. hell, id slam your tight ass if i was givin the chance. happy now?

bitch.

Pimpdog i got the strongest Pimp hand award

I will teach you some skills in Vegas.

watch OB Pimp Kanobe do his thang

Im too ignorant to pimp anything other than bag of sand.

When i get laid, its only cause the bitch cant yell loud enough for anyone to hear her scream.

like I said in the beginning of this thread.... :sleep

You pathetic fucks have Cheshire's uterus dragged all the way to the floor. Leave her alone, she's NOT gonna fuck you..

You're sending joins to different programs left and right like you say? Pull out the yellow pages and find you a whore that looks like Cheshire and get your fantasy over with..you should be able to afford it.....

Boneprone funnier than Labret? No way. Totally different style. Sometimes boneprone tries too hard, which looks pretty lame. But he does get me rolling every now and then...

What's funny about Labret is he's Ace in exposing the stupidity of people. Now THAT is funny.

I bought an escort once, right when i got out of jail. she was like 400 bucks for 2 hours of bliss. didnt look much like chashire, but after a year in the can, i guess just about anything will be pretty damn nice.

Im in no need for any pussy, my girl and I have sex often enough. Is it a crime to play around on a porn board with a member of the opposite sex?

Nope. I find it amusing. Very amusing.

easy killer, that hurt my feelings.

I think cheshire knows we are all just fucking around.

To be honest I would never pay for sex unless i was in jail for a year then I would think about it.

But then again I would probably have a line of girls waiting for me to get out. LOL

this thread has gone in so many differant directions.

whats next

You gotta give pimpdog some credit here. He said "This could be an interesting thread," and he was right. I'd say this is the best active thread on GFY right now...

..which really doesn't say much for GFY.

lol
i said it could get interesting.

its missing a few key players though.
amp
12dicks
drewkole
kimmykim

You get any action in jail?
Seriously?

of course he did...Trey Hickey is his prison stage name!

:1orglaugh

lol
i love this question.

one time..
i was taking a shower in a stall with 4 shower heads in it (8x8 room) alone.
1/2 way through the shower, 4 dudes came in to the stall nekkid with a bottle of johnson and johnson shampoo. 2 guys were hard, and the other 2 had socks in their hands.

needless to say, i pretty mjuch knew what to expect when i saw this, and i couldnt even scream or yell. My eyes got so big, and i backed up against the wall thinking to myself 'jesus fucking christ, this shit really does happen in jail' and i just stood there. couldnt really run anywhere cause they blocked the doorway. C.O.'s do 30 minute checks, so they had about 20 minutes of 'play' time with me if they wanted.

anyways.. turns out they were just messen around and wanted to scare the shit out of me. They do it to all the new guys. This was county jail, not state jail. So things are pretty tame in a small county farm like i was in.

thank god!!!!

isnt like 90% of your family already in jail? isnt that where you go on the weekends? to visit your po family?... I notice you dont post here on sunday.. visitors day.. :)

huh? isn't that the sign of someone who has a life outside of GFY? and i thought visitors day was everyday from 9-5? even pornographers have to pick up chicks in church! :)

All this talk of prison sex reminds me of a line by Eddie Griffin in the movie "The New Guy"---

"You see, high school sex is like prison sex....

the sex you want, you don't get...

the sex you do get, you DON'T WANT! "

Hahaha, funny story.
What were you in for?

dont play it off like you 'have a life' you are an 'adult' webmaster.

and as far as visiting hours go, i guess it varies from state to state. How is aunt takisha btw?

hahaha

:smokin