Im too ignorant to pimp anything other than bag of sand.

When i get laid, its only cause the bitch cant yell loud enough for anyone to hear her scream.

like I said in the beginning of this thread.... :sleep

You pathetic fucks have Cheshire's uterus dragged all the way to the floor. Leave her alone, she's NOT gonna fuck you..

You're sending joins to different programs left and right like you say? Pull out the yellow pages and find you a whore that looks like Cheshire and get your fantasy over with..you should be able to afford it.....

Boneprone funnier than Labret? No way. Totally different style. Sometimes boneprone tries too hard, which looks pretty lame. But he does get me rolling every now and then...

What's funny about Labret is he's Ace in exposing the stupidity of people. Now THAT is funny.

I bought an escort once, right when i got out of jail. she was like 400 bucks for 2 hours of bliss. didnt look much like chashire, but after a year in the can, i guess just about anything will be pretty damn nice.

Im in no need for any pussy, my girl and I have sex often enough. Is it a crime to play around on a porn board with a member of the opposite sex?

Nope. I find it amusing. Very amusing.

easy killer, that hurt my feelings.

I think cheshire knows we are all just fucking around.

To be honest I would never pay for sex unless i was in jail for a year then I would think about it.

But then again I would probably have a line of girls waiting for me to get out. LOL

this thread has gone in so many differant directions.

whats next

You gotta give pimpdog some credit here. He said "This could be an interesting thread," and he was right. I'd say this is the best active thread on GFY right now...

..which really doesn't say much for GFY.

lol
i said it could get interesting.

its missing a few key players though.
amp
12dicks
drewkole
kimmykim

You get any action in jail?
Seriously?

of course he did...Trey Hickey is his prison stage name!

:1orglaugh

lol
i love this question.

one time..
i was taking a shower in a stall with 4 shower heads in it (8x8 room) alone.
1/2 way through the shower, 4 dudes came in to the stall nekkid with a bottle of johnson and johnson shampoo. 2 guys were hard, and the other 2 had socks in their hands.

needless to say, i pretty mjuch knew what to expect when i saw this, and i couldnt even scream or yell. My eyes got so big, and i backed up against the wall thinking to myself 'jesus fucking christ, this shit really does happen in jail' and i just stood there. couldnt really run anywhere cause they blocked the doorway. C.O.'s do 30 minute checks, so they had about 20 minutes of 'play' time with me if they wanted.

anyways.. turns out they were just messen around and wanted to scare the shit out of me. They do it to all the new guys. This was county jail, not state jail. So things are pretty tame in a small county farm like i was in.

thank god!!!!

isnt like 90% of your family already in jail? isnt that where you go on the weekends? to visit your po family?... I notice you dont post here on sunday.. visitors day.. :)

huh? isn't that the sign of someone who has a life outside of GFY? and i thought visitors day was everyday from 9-5? even pornographers have to pick up chicks in church! :)

All this talk of prison sex reminds me of a line by Eddie Griffin in the movie "The New Guy"---

"You see, high school sex is like prison sex....

the sex you want, you don't get...

the sex you do get, you DON'T WANT! "

Hahaha, funny story.
What were you in for?

dont play it off like you 'have a life' you are an 'adult' webmaster.

and as far as visiting hours go, i guess it varies from state to state. How is aunt takisha btw?

hahaha

:smokin

criminal mischief ( breaking property worth more than $1k )
breaking a restraining order ( over the phone )
harassment ( threating to kill that person over the phone )
normally you dont goto jail for those crimes, but i jumped bail when i got arrested, meaning i left the state, and got caught 3 months later pissing in a what-a-burger parking lot drunk one night after a party, we had the munchies :)

shes doing just great...complaining as usual about her white lover Treywith the small dick thats taking care of all of her kids. Its a pure shame she keeps on popping kids on his dumb ass as I would think he would notice none of the kids are light uh uhh

What type of traffic do you have what niche's do you push?

Whats your ICQ or hit me up 161759738

Hahahaha, thats even funnier

chicks dig the sunday threads. I throw on my best double breasted pimpsuit and walk the track around church. I say hello too all of the church brothas and sistas and I offer my "assistance" to a woman who needs a "healing shoulder" :1orglaugh

I knew that bitch was putting holes in the condoms.. typical.

always some god damn bitch trying to latch onto a man for a free ride....

sounds like your girlfriend was getting plugged by that geek with the yahoo group in her name who promised to make her a porn star:1orglaugh

now now.. no reason to go digging up old dirt.. we put that all behind us homie!

and it was msn groups, not yahoo fyi

Haha, I didnt know you could break them over the phone.

try it..

http://pr0.net/gay.jpg
again

what choo talkin about willis?!?!

Roger would you really pay ten thousand dollars to get laid? Or are you just kidding?




Can't be bought? How do we know, no one offered.

Sorry Roger I hadn't read the third page when I posted that.

perfect example of the typical gfy attitude, atleast THE LEADER had the balls to admit it!

people should read things in full, before they go spoutin off at the mouth.
bitches.

dude, your like childish.. are you 10? I feel like Im watching a schoolgirl crush,, its pathetic you sell porn for a living, you'd think you'd have seen enough pussy by now that you woukdn't act like a dog in heat... just my opinion.

COOL can I spam the fuck out of your program too?

heh
your opinion is about as worthless as tits on a bull, but thanks for the post, move along now and go submit some galleries.

If I'm not mistaken, spamming is against their TOS.. better check with roger on that smart guy.

Since when does TOS means anything to you:1orglaugh

since when did 'means' belong in a sentence like that? and to answer your dumbass question. If you break the tos, you dont get paid..

It's a typo dickhead

HAHAHA, thats some funny shit :)

Bump:glugglug

Why only program for referred webmasters?

This is funny.

morning babe :)

Hows it going?
How is school need help with your Homework?

Topless Tudors or in my case we can do Bottomless tudors

lol, isn't that a type of roof Roger? I'll let you know if I need a Tutor though...


Morning P|mpdog

Not everyone has time to read three pages of worthless arguing