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  • buzzy
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    • May 2007
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    #1

    Why is Canada so fucking awesome?

    Someone please tell me
  • 96ukssob
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    • Mar 2003
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    #2
    Originally posted by buzzy
    Someone please tell me
    what???
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    • Adam_M
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      #3
      I really like Canada!
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      • Agent 488
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        • Feb 2006
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        #4
        because they don't put you in jail until you're 14?

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        • buzzy
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          #5
          Originally posted by Adam_WildCash
          I really like Canada!
          me too

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          • Martin
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            #6
            Why don't you tell us what you think makes Canada awesome?

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            • buzzy
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              #7
              Originally posted by Martin
              Why don't you tell us what you think makes Canada awesome?
              i don't knoqw man, its just fucking awesome...i love it

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              • Spunky
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                #8
                The walrus run free in the tundra and the polar bear make good gaurd dogs

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                • buzzy
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                  #9
                  [QUOTE=Spunky;14943768]The walrus run free in the tundra and the polar bear make good gaurd dogs[/QUOTE}

                  i am the walrus cu cu ca choo

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                  • StuartD
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                    #10
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                    • Spunky
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                      #11
                      Trailor park boys can say fuck on tv

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                      • StuartD
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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Spunky
                        Trailor park boys can say fuck on tv
                        Oh, that reminds me. I was watching Fear Factor while talkin to my mom who lives in the US... she was also watching Fear Factor.
                        So one of the bug eating contests comes on and she starts talking about how gross it is, and then the contestant couldn't stomach it anymore and grabs the bucket.

                        At that point, I tell my mom how funny it is that this person is hurling into the bucket so hard and she says "what? I don't see that. It went to commercial!"

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                        • buzzy
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                          #13
                          Originally posted by StuartD
                          Oh, that reminds me. I was watching Fear Factor while talkin to my mom who lives in the US... she was also watching Fear Factor.
                          So one of the bug eating contests comes on and she starts talking about how gross it is, and then the contestant couldn't stomach it anymore and grabs the bucket.

                          At that point, I tell my mom how funny it is that this person is hurling into the bucket so hard and she says "what? I don't see that. It went to commercial!"

                          Sucks to be American
                          fear factor!! they used to show that here haha, classic. another reason why canads is so fucking awesome, they have fear factor

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                          • Spunky
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                            • Jun 2002
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                            #14
                            Originally posted by StuartD
                            Oh, that reminds me. I was watching Fear Factor while talkin to my mom who lives in the US... she was also watching Fear Factor.
                            So one of the bug eating contests comes on and she starts talking about how gross it is, and then the contestant couldn't stomach it anymore and grabs the bucket.

                            At that point, I tell my mom how funny it is that this person is hurling into the bucket so hard and she says "what? I don't see that. It went to commercial!"

                            Sucks to be American
                            Celeb fit club was on the other night .Screech was dropping the f bomb as well as Tiffany etc.this was at 8pm,
                            And we can't get the superbowl commercials

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                            • Fucksakes
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                              • Dec 2003
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                              #15
                              no polar bears or seals around here.. sled dogs I've seen once.. a true Indian who lived in a bus and lived off the land.

                              I have not been to the U.S but from what I read.. it sounds like a tough place to live, always need to watch your back, carry guns with you etc etc.

                              when I was 5 I was allowed to drive my tricycle around the the block.. go to store and buy my mom smokes.. but today Its not that friendly but its not as bad as stories I read in the states.

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                              • brassmonkey
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                                #16
                                canadians first to make square toilet seats wonder if they'll make it to the U.S.
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                                • cool1
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                                  #17
                                  igloo building material is free

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                                  • Tickler
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                                    #18
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                                    • JaneB

                                      #19
                                      When I asked a friend if he thought Canada was great, his answer was Justin Morneau.

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                                      • BlueDude
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                                        #20
                                        Because you can legally drink at 18!

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                                        • Tempest
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                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by buzzy
                                          Someone please tell me
                                          Pot + Beer + Hot Women = Awesome Canada

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                                          • XX_RydeR
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                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Tempest
                                            Pot + Beer + Hot Women = Awesome Canada
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                                            • PostWhore
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                                              #23
                                              best country in the fucking world
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                                              • flashfire
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                                                #24
                                                generally nice people and a more liberal atmosphere...remember though canada is BIG bigger than the US size wise so there are many different areas with different things to offer. Lots of people from the US I talk to think of Canada as a city or something.

                                                "Hey do you know steve from canada?" lol

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                                                • pornask
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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Tempest
                                                  Pot + Beer + Hot Women = Awesome Canada
                                                  Canada - World?s Biggest Pot Smoking Country

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                                                  • pornask
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                                                    #26

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                                                    • JayMoyes
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                                                      #27
                                                      Unlike the United States, Canada understands that if they ship their jobs out of the country, they might as well be lighting their own money on fire.

                                                      I'm a big fan of the show "How It's Made". It was a big eye-opener. Look carefully, most of the stuff on the show is made in Canada, including the show.

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                                                      • Puremeds-J
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                                                        #28
                                                        The first time I ever went to canada I was sitting on a patio at a hotel, drinking a beer at 9am and some guy just walks up to me and asks me if I want to split a joint with him. I think realized he was a waiter at the restaurant.

                                                        I'd say thats why they're awesome haha

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                                                        • Stellar
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                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by buzzy
                                                          Someone please tell me
                                                          I love it

                                                          For me personally as an American,

                                                          I can relate a lot more to folks in the UK.

                                                          Scottish/Irish is in my genes, I think if anything I could get along with UKers much more than those incredibly dry sense of humor Canadians.

                                                          Awful little creatures.

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                                                          • Stellar
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                                                            #30
                                                            Hmm,

                                                            let me say again.

                                                            Canadians are aliens.

                                                            Dry and odd mannered.

                                                            Something very subtly disturbing about some of them.

                                                            Their just like people living in the North here in the states.

                                                            A horse of a different color indeed.

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                                                            • grumpy
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                                                              #31
                                                              Cheap cars ( nova scotia has the cheapest new cars in the world )
                                                              cheap gas
                                                              down to earth people
                                                              Great unspoiled nature
                                                              Canadians know their country
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                                                              • PornHero
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                                                                #32
                                                                because Canada has all the material things the US has without the racial tension or the divisive politics.

                                                                plus Canadian girls like to have someone in their bed to keep them warm at night
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                                                                • BlackCrayon
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                                                                  #33
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                                                                  • MrAwesome
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    don't forget the beer is stronger...
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                                                                    • OnSpec
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                                                                      #35
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                                                                      • CDSmith
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by Stellar
                                                                        Hmm,

                                                                        let me say again.

                                                                        Canadians are aliens.

                                                                        Dry and odd mannered.

                                                                        Something very subtly disturbing about some of them.

                                                                        Their just like people living in the North here in the states.

                                                                        A horse of a different color indeed.
                                                                        Correct.

                                                                        Canadians are just too friendly. No one's that friendly. Something definitely wrong with people who are like that. Like they're up to something with all the friendliness. What are they up to?

                                                                        They scare me.


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                                                                        • cherrylula
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                                                                          #37
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                                                                          • ajrocks
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Canada kind of sucks, high taxes, crappy weather, but at least our greed didn't cause a massive global down turn.
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                                                                            • yys
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by OnSpec
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                                                                              • Manowar
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by StuartD
                                                                                Oh, that reminds me. I was watching Fear Factor while talkin to my mom who lives in the US... she was also watching Fear Factor.
                                                                                So one of the bug eating contests comes on and she starts talking about how gross it is, and then the contestant couldn't stomach it anymore and grabs the bucket.

                                                                                At that point, I tell my mom how funny it is that this person is hurling into the bucket so hard and she says "what? I don't see that. It went to commercial!"

                                                                                Sucks to be American
                                                                                the reality shows with the disclaimers that say they are full of shit is pretty awesome too

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                                                                                • Joe BrainCash
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Well, Canada is great because George W is not running it (although some sarcastic GFYer is going to add Stephen Harper is the closest thing to W).
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                                                                                  • Twistys Tim
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    I like Canada a lot -- been here a few years, and I like it.

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                                                                                    • SLOWDOWN ILL CUM TOO FAST
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                                                                                      #43
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                                                                                      • Odie
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        I love Canada but I'm tired of the winters so I'm leaving and going to LA!
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                                                                                        • Tanker
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by Odie
                                                                                          I love Canada but I'm tired of the winters so I'm leaving and going to LA!
                                                                                          What the hell I was about to post I love Canada because Odie is up here!




                                                                                          Seriously I moved up here 5 years ago

                                                                                          Everyone says Canada's health system sucks, I havnt seen anything wrong with it.

                                                                                          The Canadian Dollars just gave me a 20% raise on my USD so thats good

                                                                                          There is plenty of Snowboarding in the winter and Snowmobiling

                                                                                          In the summer you can go to some of the best cottage country in the world

                                                                                          If you like the outdoors Canada is the shit!

                                                                                          The housing market is fine here I have made 6 figures on our house and its staying steady


                                                                                          I lived and Phoenix before I came up here and I have lived in 13 states around the US

                                                                                          The racial tension here doesnt really exist

                                                                                          There is minimal crime

                                                                                          Gas cost a little more but its not that bad

                                                                                          and my business is thriving up here



                                                                                          But best of all Ellisa is from Canada and I thank her all the time for having me move up here instead of her to Phoenix although she really wanted to come to phoenix to get out of the one thing I don't like a ton: the cold winter but I have learned to like it through winter sports

                                                                                          So with all that said I went to the snowboard show last week and got my new gear for this year where the fuck is the snow already

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                                                                                          • Kudles
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                                                                                            #46
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                                                                                            • Martin
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by Tanker
                                                                                              What the hell I was about to post I love Canada because Odie is up here!




                                                                                              Seriously I moved up here 5 years ago

                                                                                              Everyone says Canada's health system sucks, I havnt seen anything wrong with it.

                                                                                              The Canadian Dollars just gave me a 20% raise on my USD so thats good

                                                                                              There is plenty of Snowboarding in the winter and Snowmobiling

                                                                                              In the summer you can go to some of the best cottage country in the world

                                                                                              If you like the outdoors Canada is the shit!

                                                                                              The housing market is fine here I have made 6 figures on our house and its staying steady


                                                                                              I lived and Phoenix before I came up here and I have lived in 13 states around the US

                                                                                              The racial tension here doesnt really exist

                                                                                              There is minimal crime

                                                                                              Gas cost a little more but its not that bad

                                                                                              and my business is thriving up here



                                                                                              But best of all Ellisa is from Canada and I thank her all the time for having me move up here instead of her to Phoenix although she really wanted to come to phoenix to get out of the one thing I don't like a ton: the cold winter but I have learned to like it through winter sports

                                                                                              So with all that said I went to the snowboard show last week and got my new gear for this year where the fuck is the snow already
                                                                                              Lol. Nice man

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