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Old 10-22-2008, 01:53 PM   #51
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1. wash dog's feet.

2. smack yourself in the head with nearest frying pan. (repeatedly)


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Old 10-22-2008, 02:02 PM   #52
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Give the dog to somebody who is capable of dealing with what comes with them. Then, don't have kids.
What she said
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Old 10-22-2008, 02:46 PM   #53
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Dog the Bounty Hunter poked me in the eye.
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Old 10-22-2008, 02:54 PM   #54
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Hello fake nick,
what has a dog to do in your bed? Your into animals? A dog should not be in the bed.
When its a puppy and you think about killing him for crushing your eye, by mistake, you should kill yourself, but not the dog.
i have to agree with j.v.a.

you do know that is illegal right?
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Old 10-22-2008, 03:44 PM   #55
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Ofcourse it shall die.
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Old 10-22-2008, 06:41 PM   #56
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Be kind to animals. Clean your house instead. Or give it to the shelter.
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Old 10-22-2008, 09:30 PM   #57
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So I read Myrna all of your responses, at 3 months her reading skills are limited and besides I hate it when she licks the computer screen.
"They all seem to want you dead" she looked at me in shock.
"So it would seem" I replied,
"Who the fuck would feed me then" the look of shock turned to one of total panic.
"I guess you would have to go back to rummaging through garbage" I told her.
"And living back at the whore house?"
"I guess so"
"The fuckers!" she said and went back to drinking out of the toilet.
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Old 10-22-2008, 09:48 PM   #58
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Old 10-22-2008, 10:36 PM   #59
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Obviously you did not take care of your dogs hygiene. Please kill yourself.
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Old 10-23-2008, 10:06 AM   #60
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Major fucking infection
I just don't get all this medical jargon

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"Your dog has very dirty feet" said the Doc.
Fucking genius!
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Old 10-23-2008, 10:16 AM   #61
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My grandfather's uncle died of a cat scratch to the eye, the infection spread to his brain and killed him.

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Old 10-23-2008, 10:40 AM   #62
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My grandfather's uncle died of a cat scratch to the eye, the infection spread to his brain and killed him.

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That's it, now I have to break out the Nuge in honor of your dead uncle who died from...

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Old 10-23-2008, 11:03 AM   #63
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Id say suck it up and be a man... you whine like a little bitch
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