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MediaManiac

10-22-2008 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 14934965)

1. wash dog's feet.

2. smack yourself in the head with nearest frying pan. (repeatedly)

nfm.

Consult fee: $20.

ty

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

digifan

10-22-2008 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash (Post 14934967)

Give the dog to somebody who is capable of dealing with what comes with them. Then, don't have kids.

What she said :thumbsup

Andrew138

10-22-2008 02:46 PM

Dog the Bounty Hunter poked me in the eye.

Supz	10-22-2008 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jens Van Assterdam (Post 14934953)

Hello fake nick,
what has a dog to do in your bed? Your into animals? A dog should not be in the bed.
When its a puppy and you think about killing him for crushing your eye, by mistake, you should kill yourself, but not the dog.

i have to agree with j.v.a.

you do know that is illegal right?

pigman

10-22-2008 03:44 PM

Ofcourse it shall die.

ExLust

10-22-2008 06:41 PM

Be kind to animals. Clean your house instead. Or give it to the shelter.

christiancardim

10-22-2008 09:30 PM

So I read Myrna all of your responses, at 3 months her reading skills are limited and besides I hate it when she licks the computer screen.
"They all seem to want you dead" she looked at me in shock.
"So it would seem" I replied,
"Who the fuck would feed me then" the look of shock turned to one of total panic.
"I guess you would have to go back to rummaging through garbage" I told her.
"And living back at the whore house?"
"I guess so"
"The fuckers!" she said and went back to drinking out of the toilet.

papill0n

10-22-2008 09:48 PM

you can always count on gfy for quality advice :1orglaugh :thumbsup

Pornopat

10-22-2008 10:36 PM

Obviously you did not take care of your dogs hygiene. Please kill yourself.

ukxtra

10-23-2008 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by christiancardim (Post 14934950)

Major fucking infection

I just don't get all this medical jargon

Quote:

Originally Posted by christiancardim (Post 14934950)

"Your dog has very dirty feet" said the Doc.

Fucking genius!

cherrylula

10-23-2008 10:16 AM

My grandfather's uncle died of a cat scratch to the eye, the infection spread to his brain and killed him.

Not kidding! :1orglaugh

CDSmith

10-23-2008 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cherrylula (Post 14941458)

My grandfather's uncle died of a cat scratch to the eye, the infection spread to his brain and killed him.

Not kidding! :1orglaugh

That's it, now I have to break out the Nuge in honor of your dead uncle who died from...

BardMan

10-23-2008 11:03 AM

Id say suck it up and be a man... you whine like a little bitch

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