I'm not a racist, it's just a shame he happens to be black and I hate him because he is the only black person in the neighborhood.

The guy mows onto my side of the lawn, to try to make his lawn look bigger. (in turn i mow all the way up to his house for payback, everytime)

The guy keeps his dogs locked up all day and night and rarely cleans out their cage, and they bark all day and all night because of it.

We used to be friends for the first couple of years I lived here, then he stole from me and denied it, after which we got into a fight over it in the front yard where he slit my eyebrow open and i popped one of his teeth through his lip.

He stole from me and tried to deny it (steals from stores half-professionaly).

I gave his daughters like 20k in abercrombie clothing, as well as him.

Ever since the fight and the falling out, it has been war.

We do subtle things to piss each other off, by I have far more time and resources.

I wouldn't hate the guy, but he's an ignorant asshole who cannot keep to his own.

I'm going to get a friend to donut his yard up, and I am calling animal control tomorrow.. Just wondered if anyone had other suggestions.

Actually, a couple of people suggested that.

this will just continue the cycle man. he'll do something in revenge then you'll do something back etc. eventually shit will get serious (happened in long beach a few weeks ago over noise for a week and dude got capped). here is a real suggestion, make-up with the dude and have a serious talk with him esp. since he was your friend at one point and just say you are both acting like children.

if you are going to retaliate though make it worth it and final (no killing). make it cycle ending you are just adding more fuel to the fire

My mistake. I later noticed at least Media did. So to him, and anyone else that did, you're rare amongst GFYers. :thumbsup

Well if you've already tried talking with him, then this is the best prank I know:

Late at night board up his doors and windows and set the house on fire. Jump in your trunk, circle around the block and take out any fire hydrants that are close.

Should get you the last laugh.

He mows part of your lawn for you? Seems like a nice thing to do.

Get his phone number, buy a portable cell phone, and call during the wee hours of the night, every single night. Breathe heavy into the phone for a few seconds, then hang up.

Order a bunch of magazines in his name, but make sure they allow you to buy now, pay later. He'll have his mailbox full of magazines he didn't order, and will be billed accordingly.

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Make up with him, he is your neighbour. Revenge won't do you no good man, he will definitely return you the favor and it will go on and on. Talk to him, find a solution, try to explain. And if diplomacy fails then open fire and at the very end sell your house to mexicans.

I'm not a complete bastard,

everything I have done to him up until now has been a reaction to one of his acts of ignorance.

If he had some consistency of character, instead of falling into stereotypes and being ignorant for the sake of it, there would be no problem.

What the fuck is this asshole doing driving a truck on my lawn in the first place?

It's past words, me and the neighbor on the opposite side hate him.

The guy was super cool at first, but his true colors shined through shortly after.

Trust me, if it were you in my position you would bear a strong grudge as well.

To get a perspective on his character, not only is he a petty thief by trade, but he recently fucked himself up at Fed Ex on the loading dock somehow, and filed for workmans compensation and somehow got it even though it was his fault.

Guy is a fucking slimeball, regardless of the color of his skin.

He lost it about 2 months ago and started bashing shit in his house, his wife called the cops and ran out into the front yard saying "he's gone crazy".. he got arrested 20 minutes later, doing this in front of his kids.

I revel in the fact that he will have to work until he is dead, and that he is living past his means.

If the got kept it real from day one, none of this shit would have happened.

I'm going to get the property line guy out here to spray paint the line and build a huge fucking fence on it, painting his side pink and my side white.

I was just looking for some good innovative thinking from my jilted fellow GFYers.

Will take pictures and keep you posted :)

become 'fake' friends with him & loan him some $ with his home as collateral since you know he won't pay

wait a little while & take his home

werdup

Question... Why do you live next to a black person? That's just wrong!

Move to Denmark,no 18 wheler :thumbsup

wrap rat poison in bacon and throw it over the fence...

you are my kinda guy Tim!

interesting read

Just go talk to the guy, and if that doesnt get anything solved then call animal control and file a claim in court for the damages to your property.

Doing donuts in his yard, breaking shit off in his locks, slashing tires etc all sound funny but they are actually chicken shit, cowardly things to do.

yeah i had a neighbor once that was kinda like that
i called animal control on his ass and he got a couple of fines, if he makes noises after 10pm, call 911
Do not go to his level and try to fight back, you are only gonna get in troubles, so no worse it

ha ha ha

Just kill him and get it over with

a little cruelty, but who knows?
buy a cat for those dogs, and then call HSUS.

I have an asshole for a neighbor as well. Welcome to the club. :(

Just kill the fucking ignorant asshole

Here is an update:

Did some research on him and found out he faked an injury and claimed workman's compensation, notified his former employer and the little organization it was done through.

Also,

called the SPCA on him after it had rained and was freezing outside, all 4 of his put bulls went bye bye.

Then called the police about a noise ordinance regulation with his cocker spaniel whom he leaves chained up all day, he got a ticket.. it was the third time.

Then my friend suggested pouring gasoline on his lawn because apparently it kills it real quickly (next two days).. so I did that in 4 huge circles that are now crispy brown because of the sun.

Lastly I let air out of a set of two tires of his so he had to get a portable air thing,

and currently I am building an 8 foot tall privacy fence and painting his side the most hideous color yellow.

I know all of this might sound a bit overboard, but the man has stolen from me, has driven through my lawn with both his truck and 18 wheeler, he had 5 pit bulls in two small cages, and another dog chained up.. they barked day and night and were never let out to play.

Complete ignorance on all sides on his behalf with no remorse, better yet some enjoyment on his behalf.

Oh and I have let my grass grow (before the fence and while it's being built) as high as it possibly can.

So all in all, I'm pretty sure he might think twice about doing some dumb shit again :thumbsup

show pictures of the fence

Do you own a firearm? If not, now is the time to purchase one. Nigga gonna fuckin rape you one night.

Fence is just now getting started, already bought the paint for his side though.. guess i could open it up and take a picture of that.

I Don't want to walk in his yard and take pictures of the brown circles of grass, think that might give it away.

Will take some pictures of some things though and post them next update.