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ValMidwest rocks
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![]() So I decided to borrow a sheriff?s car for the day well I wasn?t supposed to have it so long but you know me I don?t follow the rules too well. This is my special tribute to all the law enforcement that has harassed me in the past lol. I got some great video of me driving it all around and doing some things I am sure I wasn?t allowed to do but oh well. I put the video on You Tube so I could show everyone and the link is below so make sure to watch it you will laugh you ass off. Melissa
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lol
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you are always getting in trouble with the law, naughty girl!
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I'm digging the shorter hair !!
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Arthur Flegenheimer
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is that the cop car that arrested Jaba?
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boots are my religion
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really a nasty girl!
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wow.. very pretty girl
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Hope you don't mind me saying you're fucking gorgeous ...
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In Tushy Land
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So Fucking Banned
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I ran into an old friend of yours a few weeks ago while I was out walking my dog. He asked me to tell you hello.
He said to, "Think Mexico+Stoli+blueberry." |
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Master of Gfy.com
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I am sure this cop will lose his job as you can identify markings of his vehicle, but atleast you get publicity.
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Porn Meister
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I've never, ever, ever in my life seen a picture of you that doesnt include a wide bright white smile.
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Master of Gfy.com
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I would have been running tests with that radar gun and my radar detector, figuring out distances and shit. If I ever have the opportunity, I would do it
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Hot pics
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a very nice hairdo
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now thats simply awesome! :-)
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If they see the images and see the car number someone is going to get fired.
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So Fucking Banananananas
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wait a second, this looks staged!
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Moo Moo Cow
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I like your style.
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So Fucking Banned
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Nice photos, thanks for sharing.
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Pounding Googlebot
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So Fucking Banned
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Obviously did not watch the video. Or have never seen a cop car in the US.
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If you watch the video it has a big number 54 across the roof. Great vid Melissa.
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Let's do some business!
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I don't think Sheriff's have the same setup as a regular "black-and-white".
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SO hot. I want to bury my face between your cheeks. lol
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that cop is gonna get fired i'd imagine. probably for the better. i wouldnt want any cop on the street that would give someone his car. lolz.
imagine if you asked him for his gun or taser? haha. |
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Let's do some business!
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I can already see the complaints...
"Our tax dollars at work!"
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cool stuff
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Viva la vulva!
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Workin With The Devil
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that car has to be the FAKEST cop car i have ever seen, No bars/glass behiond the driver seat, no shutgun mount. Sorry to burst your bubble but that looks like a car they use for movies and not a real cop car.
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nice nice nice
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It's coming look busy
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I at least would of edited the video better so that the cars identification marks were not shown. Will suck when that sheriff gets fired. Also really could suck hard if someone wanted to nail Mellisa for impersonating an officer when she used the car to make someone pull over.
Very funny video, just well not the smartest idea to post it as is for world viewing.
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It's coming look busy
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Looks like the sheriff cars around here. They do not have bar/glass/cages in the back. Nor do they have front seat shotguns in the console. The police department does but not our sheriffs.
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Even though she's hot, that video is so fake it's not even funny...
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ValMidwest rocks
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I have been going back and forth with the police here for years and not ready to stop yet lol. I have a good attorney who knows what's going on I shot this months ago and made sure to cover my ass before posting it. Now I understand they still may find something to ticket me with but I think in the end if it went to court I would get out of it. This is just what I do, I am the person who presses the envelope I guess cause others are to scared. Melissa |
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It's coming look busy
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Nice stuff bro! congrats
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