Poem of the day - GoFuckYourself.com

Jodee_ExoticPays · 10-17-2008, 09:40 AM

roses are red
violets are blue
i'm a schizophrenic
and so am I

RedShoe · 10-17-2008, 09:55 AM

Oldie, but a goodie, and you fucked up your thread title by putting "poem" in it. You'll learn in time newbie.

Or should I have said...

There once was a girl named JoDee
Her company's sites totalled three,
She's really new here,
So buy her a beer,
if only her tits we could see.

RedShoe · 10-17-2008, 10:03 AM

Unless of course you're a guy in which case I say GO FUCK YOURSELF!

I mean...

JoDee fooled us all with HIS name,
It's like a girl's, so who's to blame.
His mom, she was blind.
His Dad, he was high.
Now go fuck yourself! Your name's LAME!

potjunkie · 10-17-2008, 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jodee_ExoticPays

roses are red
violets are blue
i'm a schizophrenic
and so am I

i fucking love it. tell your and yourself and that otherguy inside you to GO FUCK YOURSELF!

RedShoe · 10-17-2008, 10:10 AM

Jodee works for Exotic Pays,
Who are they? I dunno, but hey,
They have 3 websites,
They often work nights,
That's more than some of you can say!

RedShoe · 10-17-2008, 10:12 AM

Exotic Pays has per sign up.
JoDee is a twat with hiccups.
Just kidding for real,
She really should kneal,
And let me feel her big D-cups.

Jodee_ExoticPays · 10-17-2008, 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedShoe

Oldie, but a goodie, and you fucked up your thread title by putting "poem" in it. You'll learn in time newbie.

Or should I have said...

There once was a girl named JoDee
Her company's sites totalled three,
She's really new here,
So buy her a beer,
if only her tits we could see.

i like this one the best. whats wrong with poem? please teach me ol mighty thread God.

RedShoe · 10-17-2008, 10:20 AM

They run Busty Fat Babes DOT com,
I must say, these girls are Da BOMB.
They are my FAV-OR-ITES,
They have really big tits.
I'd like to join, and lube my palm.

RedShoe · 10-17-2008, 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jodee_ExoticPays

i like this one the best. whats wrong with poem? please teach me ol mighty thread God.

Well.. first rule of thumb... Wait for it to almost fall off the page or go to the top of page 2 before you bump it.

Er... I mean...

JoDee you have some learning to do.
GFY is the home of RedShoe.
So just sit back and learn.
With a feeling to yearn.
I'll show you how to master this ZOO!

RedShoe · 10-17-2008, 10:28 AM

God damn these things are fun to write.
I could do this all fucking night.
I have clients to serve,
so I really must swerve,
before this turns into a fight.

TubeTitans_SusieQ · 10-17-2008, 11:03 AM

lol very nice

fris · 10-17-2008, 11:10 AM

Sing a song of six-pence,
A penis full of pus.
Four 'n twenty black scabs,
Just about to bust.
When the scabs bust open,
The pus begins to ooze.
It dribbles off your fore-skin,
And oozes on your shoes.

RedShoe · 10-17-2008, 11:35 AM

Susie Q works as a sales rep.
They offer free clips to "Joe SCHLEP"
It's all there to see,
So why join? It's free.
It seems like one big CounterStep

*****NOTE*****
I aint got nothing against TubeTitans, the poem just seemed to work best like that. I checked Tube titans and I saw a good scene for free, then when I went to see another it asked me to join for free, and I was ready to do it, when I realized I was a webmaster and editor and I got more porn than most people see in a lifetime. Point is, I was ready to join, so it seems like a good model to me.

RedShoe · 10-17-2008, 04:12 PM

you see JoDee.. here is where you bump it.

RedShoe · 10-17-2008, 05:50 PM

There once was thread from gfy.
Whose sole purpose was to make you cry.
we bumped it again,
again and again.
but alas, the thread just would not fly.

Kudles · 10-18-2008, 10:15 AM

Kinda funny

RedShoe · 10-19-2008, 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Biddy

Kinda funny

yous doesn't even rhyme,
Try harder next time.

tranza · 10-20-2008, 05:22 AM

Hahaha...some funny ones there!

10-17-2008, 09:40 AM	#1
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10-17-2008, 09:55 AM	#2
RedShoe 赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111 Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The Valley Posts: 14,831	Oldie, but a goodie, and you fucked up your thread title by putting "poem" in it. You'll learn in time newbie. Or should I have said... There once was a girl named JoDee Her company's sites totalled three, She's really new here, So buy her a beer, if only her tits we could see. __________________ SPECIALTY COSTUMES • PROPS • FX Superheroes • Monsters • Robots PM for details For any manufacturing needs. Adult or otherwise. aka BonsHigh on Insta Bonsai weed plants

10-17-2008, 10:03 AM	#3
RedShoe 赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111 Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The Valley Posts: 14,831	Unless of course you're a guy in which case I say GO FUCK YOURSELF! I mean... JoDee fooled us all with HIS name, It's like a girl's, so who's to blame. His mom, she was blind. His Dad, he was high. Now go fuck yourself! Your name's LAME! __________________ SPECIALTY COSTUMES • PROPS • FX Superheroes • Monsters • Robots PM for details For any manufacturing needs. Adult or otherwise. aka BonsHigh on Insta Bonsai weed plants

10-17-2008, 10:10 AM	#5
RedShoe 赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111 Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The Valley Posts: 14,831	Jodee works for Exotic Pays, Who are they? I dunno, but hey, They have 3 websites, They often work nights, That's more than some of you can say! __________________ SPECIALTY COSTUMES • PROPS • FX Superheroes • Monsters • Robots PM for details For any manufacturing needs. Adult or otherwise. aka BonsHigh on Insta Bonsai weed plants

10-17-2008, 10:12 AM	#6
RedShoe 赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111 Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The Valley Posts: 14,831	Exotic Pays has per sign up. JoDee is a twat with hiccups. Just kidding for real, She really should kneal, And let me feel her big D-cups. __________________ SPECIALTY COSTUMES • PROPS • FX Superheroes • Monsters • Robots PM for details For any manufacturing needs. Adult or otherwise. aka BonsHigh on Insta Bonsai weed plants

10-17-2008, 10:20 AM	#8
RedShoe 赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111 Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The Valley Posts: 14,831	They run Busty Fat Babes DOT com, I must say, these girls are Da BOMB. They are my FAV-OR-ITES, They have really big tits. I'd like to join, and lube my palm. __________________ SPECIALTY COSTUMES • PROPS • FX Superheroes • Monsters • Robots PM for details For any manufacturing needs. Adult or otherwise. aka BonsHigh on Insta Bonsai weed plants

10-17-2008, 10:28 AM	#10
RedShoe 赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111 Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The Valley Posts: 14,831	God damn these things are fun to write. I could do this all fucking night. I have clients to serve, so I really must swerve, before this turns into a fight. __________________ SPECIALTY COSTUMES • PROPS • FX Superheroes • Monsters • Robots PM for details For any manufacturing needs. Adult or otherwise. aka BonsHigh on Insta Bonsai weed plants

10-17-2008, 11:03 AM	#11
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10-17-2008, 11:10 AM	#12
fris Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 55,319	Sing a song of six-pence, A penis full of pus. Four 'n twenty black scabs, Just about to bust. When the scabs bust open, The pus begins to ooze. It dribbles off your fore-skin, And oozes on your shoes. __________________ Since 1999: 69 Adult Industry awards for Best Hosting Company and professional excellence. WP Stuff

10-17-2008, 11:35 AM	#13
RedShoe 赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111 Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The Valley Posts: 14,831	Susie Q works as a sales rep. They offer free clips to "Joe SCHLEP" It's all there to see, So why join? It's free. It seems like one big CounterStep ***NOTE* I aint got nothing against TubeTitans, the poem just seemed to work best like that. I checked Tube titans and I saw a good scene for free, then when I went to see another it asked me to join for free, and I was ready to do it, when I realized I was a webmaster and editor and I got more porn than most people see in a lifetime. Point is, I was ready to join, so it seems like a good model to me. __________________ SPECIALTY COSTUMES • PROPS • FX Superheroes • Monsters • Robots PM for details For any manufacturing needs. Adult or otherwise. aka BonsHigh on Insta** Bonsai weed plants

10-17-2008, 04:12 PM	#14
RedShoe 赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111 Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The Valley Posts: 14,831	you see JoDee.. here is where you bump it. __________________ SPECIALTY COSTUMES • PROPS • FX Superheroes • Monsters • Robots PM for details For any manufacturing needs. Adult or otherwise. aka BonsHigh on Insta Bonsai weed plants

10-17-2008, 05:50 PM	#15
RedShoe 赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111 Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The Valley Posts: 14,831	There once was thread from gfy. Whose sole purpose was to make you cry. we bumped it again, again and again. but alas, the thread just would not fly. __________________ SPECIALTY COSTUMES • PROPS • FX Superheroes • Monsters • Robots PM for details For any manufacturing needs. Adult or otherwise. aka BonsHigh on Insta Bonsai weed plants

10-18-2008, 10:15 AM	#16
Kudles Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Here There and Everywhere Posts: 5,477	Kinda funny __________________ Free to Play MMOs and MMORPGs

10-20-2008, 05:22 AM	#18
tranza ICQ: 197-556-237 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: BRASIL !!! Posts: 57,559	Hahaha...some funny ones there! __________________ I'm just a newbie.