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yo, i was dropped into some hood, and my phone was empty

10-18-2008, 08:48 PM

couldnt call a cab, so what the fuck do i do in a situation like this? I try to fucking steal a bicycle. But this neighborhood was really weird. It didnt have ANY bicycles outside. I thought it was some kind of horror movie. Where the fuck are the bicycles???? i had to walk home! fucking 30 minutes!
YES i steal bicycles when i cant get home normally! I steal that shit and dump em in a ditch when im almost home! YES! BITCH! BUT NOT NOW! THERE WERENT ANY FUCKING BICYCLES!
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10-18-2008, 08:57 PM

I have a special dislike for bicycle thieves, and 30 minute walk... oh boo hoo.

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10-18-2008, 08:58 PM

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10-18-2008, 09:00 PM

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I have a special dislike for bicycle thieves, and 30 minute walk... oh boo hoo.

i steal wheelchairs

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10-18-2008, 09:00 PM

Haha, that's a lot of bikes.

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10-18-2008, 09:05 PM

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I sit here looking at this picture and all I can think about is, where the fuck is his grass?

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10-18-2008, 09:10 PM

Originally posted by After Shock Media

I have a special dislike for bicycle thieves, and 30 minute walk... oh boo hoo.

I........ Don't........ CARE! LOLZ!
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10-18-2008, 09:10 PM

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10-18-2008, 09:12 PM

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I sit here looking at this picture and all I can think about is, where the fuck is his grass?

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10-18-2008, 09:17 PM

yeah looks like a hippie den

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10-18-2008, 10:06 PM

Damn man, in the US bike thiefs get fucked up by the cops, and always have a dumb story. In the Netherlands the cops probably just chase you shaking their arms in the air.
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10-18-2008, 10:28 PM

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I have a special dislike for bicycle thieves.

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10-18-2008, 10:30 PM

I thought you lived in Holland ?
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10-19-2008, 12:22 AM

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10-19-2008, 12:37 AM

I know someone who was mistaken for a bike thief. Some guy who was a "victim" of said crime came up behind him one day and cracked him on the skull with one of those U shaped metal locks. He left it next to him to show why he did it, while he was lying in his own blood from a cracked open skull.

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10-19-2008, 12:46 AM

Originally posted by After Shock Media

I have a special dislike for bicycle thieves, and 30 minute walk... oh boo hoo.

are you afraid they gonna steal your wheelchair too?
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10-19-2008, 03:27 AM

Originally posted by CunningStunt

I know someone who was mistaken for a bike thief. Some guy who was a "victim" of said crime came up behind him one day and cracked him on the skull with one of those U shaped metal locks. He left it next to him to show why he did it, while he was lying in his own blood from a cracked open skull.

Think more about your actions scum.
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10-19-2008, 03:38 AM

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10-19-2008, 03:41 AM

I wonder is there any country on world where bycicles are not massively stolen.
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10-19-2008, 03:52 AM

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10-19-2008, 04:13 AM

What hoods are there in the netherlands?

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10-19-2008, 04:33 AM

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What hoods are there in the netherlands?

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10-19-2008, 04:40 AM

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What hoods are there in the netherlands?

my thoughts exactly. he seems oddly out of place with his "lingo"

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10-19-2008, 09:23 AM

Originally posted by nico-t

couldnt call a cab, so what the fuck do i do in a situation like this? I try to fucking steal a bicycle. But this neighborhood was really weird. It didnt have ANY bicycles outside. I thought it was some kind of horror movie. Where the fuck are the bicycles???? i had to walk home! fucking 30 minutes!
YES i steal bicycles when i cant get home normally! I steal that shit and dump em in a ditch when im almost home! YES! BITCH! BUT NOT NOW! THERE WERENT ANY FUCKING BICYCLES!

Wie laat zich dan ook afzetten in de Bijlmer?

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10-19-2008, 09:34 AM

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I steal that shit and dump em in a ditch when im almost home! YES! BITCH! BUT NOT NOW! THERE WERENT ANY FUCKING BICYCLES!

For a second there I thought you were talking about Holloway

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10-19-2008, 10:32 AM

Originally posted by nico-t

couldnt call a cab, so what the fuck do i do in a situation like this? I try to fucking steal a bicycle. But this neighborhood was really weird. It didnt have ANY bicycles outside. I thought it was some kind of horror movie. Where the fuck are the bicycles???? i had to walk home! fucking 30 minutes!
YES i steal bicycles when i cant get home normally! I steal that shit and dump em in a ditch when im almost home! YES! BITCH! BUT NOT NOW! THERE WERENT ANY FUCKING BICYCLES!

I had a friend that stole bikes all the time in college when left too far from his house and drunk
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10-19-2008, 05:21 PM

That sucks

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10-19-2008, 05:56 PM

Try using a bus?

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10-19-2008, 06:08 PM

There's just so much ground to cover... let's see....

1. You were dropped in some hood? Who 'dropped you'? Your mom?

2. Why do people who spend a few minutes in a 'hood' feel this need there after to begin each sentence with 'yo'?

3. If you steal bicycles, perhaps a 'hood' shouldn't feel that out of place for you to be?

4. Your phone was 'empty'? Did everything spill out of it when you were dropped?

5. You were in the middle of some 'hood' and it only took 30 mins to walk home? Do you live just a couple blocks away?

I could keep going but really.... I've spent way to much time on a made up post as it is.

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