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dig420 11-04-2002 12:33 AM

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Originally posted by Sly_RJ

Bizarre Insertions, rather. It's converting quite nicely for me.

forget anything negative I may ever have said about you. God bless. :thumbsup

Spoonie Luv 11-04-2002 12:37 AM

enjoy your dvd player

Backov 11-04-2002 12:37 AM

It's rare to see a woman with such a big head. Refreshing really.

Perhaps the poor design and layout of her site will be good - no one will believe a professional designer did it, so perhaps it will convert better with the "real amateur" seekers.

That said, there were a lot of good points about traffic leaks and popups and such here. Whether Ms Big Head will take them or not, who knows.

I personally don't do exit buttons anymore - why give them that option?

Cheers,
Backov

flashfreak 11-04-2002 12:55 AM

both sites have a shity design.
My opinion: a better design with some tricks will convert better, even if those are amateur sites.
I am not a native english speaker but I noticed you have waaaaaay to many misspellings...

Spoonie Luv 11-04-2002 01:07 AM

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Originally posted by Honeyslut


My last words. I am leaving this joint. Tired of seeing the women who are not Nina or Cheshire get ripped aparted ,called names etc etc..

I'm an equal opportunity asshole, just ask Cheshire :Graucho

Desi came in asking for criticism, but what she really wanted was for all of us to kiss her ass. When she got criticism (granted it was sarcastic, but not "ripped apart") from quiet/toodamfli, she started talking trash.

Don't be talking trash! (Crank Yankers Rock!)

JamesK 11-04-2002 01:19 AM

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

you guys fukin suck. tell her to remove those popups on a NICE way goddamnit. selfish bastards...

:1orglaugh

Pornkings 11-04-2002 02:04 AM

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Originally posted by dig420
Desirae, don't listen to these losers. You're hot. I'd do you.

here's the deal with popups: you gotta have em, but don't start the cycle until AFTER the surfer has made a decision not to join your site.

You don't want to give the surfer more than one path thru the site initially, and that path must lead to your join page with no opportunities to jump ship until they get there i.e. no links out of the site. Don't pop the exit console until they close the window on your site, or just pop one behind the main window so they'll see it already loaded when they close the window on your site.

you want to try to fleece the lambs yourself before you send them off to someone else.


Great advice:thumbsup

Pornkings 11-04-2002 02:08 AM

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Originally posted by Pipecrew



wow, you must be a somebody, you can post a link that doesnt load? :thumbsup


It loaded for me?

JamesK 11-04-2002 02:24 AM

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Originally posted by Pornkings



It loaded for me?

yea same here

eroswebmaster 11-04-2002 02:26 AM

http://www.freakyfuckin.com/homepage...mallfuckme.jpg

Not a lawyer or anything...but isn't it a no no...to show actual bondage along with penetration of the person bound?

Tipsy 11-04-2002 02:37 AM

One of the funniest threads for a long while. Tell me what you think but only if it's nice 'cause I'm a woman! :1orglaugh

Get's even funnier with the other 'feminists' jumping in. Can we have some more please?

The Other Steve 11-04-2002 02:55 AM

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Originally posted by Tipsy
Tell me what you think but only if it's nice 'cause I'm a woman! :1orglaugh


Hot damn now you tell me - all this time I've been boffing you I thought you were a sheep!

Deb 11-04-2002 03:02 AM

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Originally posted by Honeyslut


My last words. I am leaving this joint. Tired of seeing the women who are not Nina or Cheshire get ripped aparted ,called names etc etc..

Hmmm, I'm not Nina or Cheshire and I've never been "ripped apart, called names, etc etc" here. I guess it all just depends on how you act when you're here. *shrugs*

Tipsy 11-04-2002 03:09 AM

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Originally posted by Deb


Hmmm, I'm not Nina or Cheshire and I've never been "ripped apart, called names, etc etc" here. I guess it all just depends on how you act when you're here. *shrugs*

But then some women have the intelligence to understand that - I can think of several who are not Nina or Cheshire who do yourself included it seems.

beemk 11-04-2002 03:24 AM

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Originally posted by eroswebmaster
http://www.freakyfuckin.com/homepage...mallfuckme.jpg

Not a lawyer or anything...but isn't it a no no...to show actual bondage along with penetration of the person bound?

good point, i think i've heard that before.

Jon 11-04-2002 03:28 AM

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Originally posted by Honeyslut


My last words. I am leaving this joint. Tired of seeing the women who are not Nina or Cheshire get ripped aparted ,called names etc etc..

wait wait.. shes bitching about being called names and her board name is honey SLUT. well shit, i wonder why people call her names! what a stupid slut...

thatdykeliz 11-04-2002 07:03 AM

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Originally posted by Deb


Hmmm, I'm not Nina or Cheshire and I've never been "ripped apart, called names, etc etc" here. I guess it all just depends on how you act when you're here. *shrugs*

I agree with that. No one has put me down, either -- and I'd like to think it's because I try to act decent and keep my ears open to listen and learn.

Speaking of learning, can someone explain a little more about what kind of entrance page links would be considered traffic leaks? This "amateur" wants to know. :1orglaugh

tony286 11-04-2002 07:40 AM

I have a lawyer,bondage and penetration is a big no no. It also looks like she is not happy to be there that is a another big no no. Any kid can see that stuff too many graphic pics in the preview section, if the republicians take over today, they are going to start making examples and having a by pressing enter your of legal age isnt going to protect you. You say you do well I hope you do well enough to have set aside a legal fund because with that content and free pics of that content your asking for trouble.

Loch 11-04-2002 07:50 AM

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Originally posted by tony404
I have a lawyer,bondage and penetration is a big no no. It also looks like she is not happy to be there that is a another big no no. Any kid can see that stuff too many graphic pics in the preview section, if the republicians take over today, they are going to start making examples and having a by pressing enter your of legal age isnt going to protect you. You say you do well I hope you do well enough to have set aside a legal fund because with that content and free pics of that content your asking for trouble.
:uhoh

Socks 11-04-2002 07:53 AM

Can women call themselves sluts and expect respect in return? I think you gave up your vote, honey.

Juge 11-04-2002 08:58 AM

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Originally posted by Desirae
its so funny that im called an amateur. im new at this, but if you knew the numbers my site was doing i think that maybe the amateur name calling would be thrown out the door. Thanks for the input guys on letting me know what site you like the most. I hate pop ups as well, but thats what makes you money. without advertising its pretty tough to make a living.

Desirae Spencer =)~~~

Have you ever heard the quote from Bill Gates that says success is a lousy teacher? It teaches you that you are unbeatable, which no one is. If you are new, then you are a newbie, no matter how well you are doing. Doing well doesn't imply you are not an newbie. And being a newbie doesn't imply that your decisions are always wrong. But, I can tell you're a newbie because the enter page pops up a new window when you click enter. There is no reason to do this, and it can only hurt your site. If I am wrong, then please tell me why you insist on doing this?

theking 11-04-2002 09:07 AM

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Originally posted by The Other Steve
Well I did get some interesting pop-ups - even one warning me that someone had just installed a trojan on my machine so pardon me if I don't go back to your site anytime soon.
Same thing happened with me. If I were a surfer, because of all of the popups, I would never return to that site. My thinking is if you don't catch them the first time around, they will never return.
Why ask for opinions when you just argue about the advice given? Why ask for opinions when you say you are doing very well without advice?

High Quality 11-04-2002 09:48 AM

Wow - I am amazed that you are that hot at age 28. Keep up the good work Desirae!

:thumbsup

Fletch XXX 11-04-2002 09:51 AM

Holy shit, I wasnt around yessaday.

hahahaha

:smokin

pink_in_the_middle 11-04-2002 09:57 AM

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Originally posted by Sly_RJ

Foo? You can't spell, you want to kill innocent animals, and you're making a lame attempt at chasing cam girl pussy. You rock!

So why am I looking at this unthreaded piece of shit message board? Is that supposed to prove to me that you're a "playa"?

Let's bounce, beyotch.

Whats wrong with cam girl pussy???

TeraBabes 11-04-2002 10:21 AM

Damn, I missed a fun thread yesterday. I skimmed most of it, but can someone recap it for me anyway? Looks to me like it goes a little something like this:

1. Desirae spams, pretending to ask for advice.
2. Despite the obvious spam, people give Desirae advice.
3. Desirae is very offended by the advice (or at least pretends to be), and begins bragging about how much money she makes, how successful she is, etc (which is really just more spam).

Also thrown in the mix are a few dorks trying to get laid and possibly a disgruntled female who supports Desirae's spam, simply because she is jealous of the RESPECT some of the other women on this board have.

Something like that :winkwink:

FATPad 11-04-2002 10:29 AM

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Originally posted by TeraBabes
Damn, I missed a fun thread yesterday. I skimmed most of it, but can someone recap it for me anyway? Looks to me like it goes a little something like this:

1. Desirae spams, pretending to ask for advice.
2. Despite the obvious spam, people give Desirae advice.
3. Desirae is very offended by the advice (or at least pretends to be), and begins bragging about how much money she makes, how successful she is, etc (which is really just more spam).

Also thrown in the mix are a few dorks trying to get laid and possibly a disgruntled female who supports Desirae's spam, simply because she is jealous of the RESPECT some of the other women on this board have.

Something like that :winkwink:

That pretty much sums it up. :)

FATPad 11-04-2002 10:32 AM

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Originally posted by Honeyslut


My last words. I am leaving this joint. Tired of seeing the women who are not Nina or Cheshire get ripped aparted ,called names etc etc..

That's pure bullshit. :)

Assholes get ripped, regardless of whether they're male or female.

There are plenty of women who post around here and don't get ripped apart...they don't act like arrogant, insecure morons when they try to play cutesy and get everyone to tell them how wonderful they are.

If she didn't want honest opinions she shouldn't have asked.

JamesK 11-04-2002 10:32 AM

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Originally posted by TeraBabes
Damn, I missed a fun thread yesterday. I skimmed most of it, but can someone recap it for me anyway? Looks to me like it goes a little something like this:

1. Desirae spams, pretending to ask for advice.
2. Despite the obvious spam, people give Desirae advice.
3. Desirae is very offended by the advice (or at least pretends to be), and begins bragging about how much money she makes, how successful she is, etc (which is really just more spam).

Also thrown in the mix are a few dorks trying to get laid and possibly a disgruntled female who supports Desirae's spam, simply because she is jealous of the RESPECT some of the other women on this board have.

Something like that :winkwink:

you're really hot :eek2

Sly_RJ 11-04-2002 10:38 AM

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Originally posted by Deb


Hmmm, I'm not Nina or Cheshire and I've never been "ripped apart, called names, etc etc" here. I guess it all just depends on how you act when you're here. *shrugs*

Bingo. You, Tam, Steffie, pink, and a couple others all get treated just fine... why? Because you all seem quite nice. :)

TeraBabes 11-04-2002 10:43 AM

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Originally posted by Wildcard


you're really hot :eek2

Thanks.


Guess it's time to bump this thread again...

*sigh*

RAM 11-04-2002 10:52 AM

Desirae,

Your new site looks good. Seeing as your into bondage you should consider letting some one tie you up who know's HOW and get paid for it.

http://www.cybernetentertainment.com...on=show&view=4

Also you will be able to use the content in your site as well.

If you have any questions let me know.

Deb 11-04-2002 11:11 AM

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Originally posted by Sly_RJ

Bingo. You, Tam, Steffie, pink, and a couple others all get treated just fine... why? Because you all seem quite nice. :)

Why thank you, Sly! I think you're pretty darn groovy too, dude. :)

On a side note...I HATE when women play that "be nice to me, I'm a woman" crap! I've always said "if you can't hang with the big dogs, then keep your ass on the porch!" and it seems like Desirae and Honeyslut would both do well keeping each other company on the porch. :Graucho

TeraBabes 11-04-2002 11:20 AM

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Originally posted by Deb


Why thank you, Sly! I think you're pretty darn groovy too, dude. :)

On a side note...I HATE when women play that "be nice to me, I'm a woman" crap! I've always said "if you can't hang with the big dogs, then keep your ass on the porch!" and it seems like Desirae and Honeyslut would both do well keeping each other company on the porch. :Graucho

*Adds Deb to my "People I like" list*

p1mpdog 11-04-2002 11:31 AM

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Originally posted by TeraBabes


*Adds Deb to my "People I like" list*

What does it take to get on your 'people you like' list? I really want to be on it.

TeraBabes 11-04-2002 11:35 AM

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Originally posted by p1mpdog


What does it take to get on your 'people you like' list? I really want to be on it.

On your knees, bitch.

hehe... Just kidding. For you, just show up at Internext, buy me a beer, and don't let AMP kill you unless I am there to watch.

cherrylula 11-04-2002 11:38 AM

I honestly can't understand why someone would take message board comments so seriously.

Its silly.

But very few things offend me, so what can I say. As a female posting here, I don't have any issues.

Sly_RJ 11-04-2002 11:40 AM

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Originally posted by cherrylula
I honestly can't understand why someone would take message board comments so seriously.

Its silly.

But very few things offend me, so what can I say. As a female posting here, I don't have any issues.

Holy shit! How did I forget to add you to my cool chick list?

Cherry is as cool as they get!

tony286 11-04-2002 11:50 AM

I have to agree everyone here is very nice in fact .When I asked for advice about our site. Which is a plussized site , I was alittle nervious about my wife getting ripped apart. In fact it was the opposite everyone that wrote was very constructive and helpful. In fact this board has a hole in my life since I Have been lucky and need to have a day job anymore. This has become a replacement for hanging around the water cooler lol.

Deb 11-04-2002 11:51 AM

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Originally posted by TeraBabes


*Adds Deb to my "People I like" list*

Hot dayum, he likes me! He really, really likes me! :1orglaugh

cherrylula 11-04-2002 11:52 AM

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Originally posted by Sly_RJ

Holy shit! How did I forget to add you to my cool chick list?

Cherry is as cool as they get!

Why thank you Sir...backacha :)

oh geesh we should all go bond in another thread instead of bumping this one :Buck:

Deb 11-04-2002 11:53 AM

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Originally posted by cherrylula
I honestly can't understand why someone would take message board comments so seriously.

Its silly.

But very few things offend me, so what can I say. As a female posting here, I don't have any issues.

Cherry, I agree 100% with your post hon. I've got issues, but they've got nothing to do with this board. lol

Deb 11-04-2002 12:03 PM

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Originally posted by tony404
I have to agree everyone here is very nice in fact .When I asked for advice about our site. Which is a plussized site , I was alittle nervious about my wife getting ripped apart. In fact it was the opposite everyone that wrote was very constructive and helpful. In fact this board has a hole in my life since I Have been lucky and need to have a day job anymore. This has become a replacement for hanging around the water cooler lol.
Tony, as a 6'3 BBW woman (married to a man 10 yrs younger than myself), I can tell you that not everyone likes smaller women, and that would include some of the folks here as well. I honestly think we're a pretty well rounded (no pun intended) group here. And when posting here, it's simply all in your "presentation". If you're honestly seeking advice, most times you will get it - but, if you're looking for someone to hold your hand and practically do it for you...that ain't gonna happen. :)

Fletch XXX 11-04-2002 12:03 PM

<img src=http://www.taylor.org/~argus/all/travel/mexico_city/aridzone/dogses/lola_butthole.JPG border="1">

Deb 11-04-2002 12:09 PM

Fletch - I bet your dog looks even cuter from a facial angle, huh? lol

TeraBabes 11-04-2002 12:15 PM

LOL Fletch. :1orglaugh

Backov 11-04-2002 12:36 PM

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Originally posted by thatdykeliz


I agree with that. No one has put me down, either -- and I'd like to think it's because I try to act decent and keep my ears open to listen and learn.

Speaking of learning, can someone explain a little more about what kind of entrance page links would be considered traffic leaks? This "amateur" wants to know. :1orglaugh

Very simple - anything.

If you have any of those silly toplist buttons, amateur link exchanges, whatever - that is a traffic leak.

If you have an exit button to Yahoo, or something similar, that is a traffic leak.

If you pop ANY consoles before you have determined that your surfer is leaving never to return - that is a traffic leak.

Any path where the surfer can click a link and NOT eventually get to your signup page is a traffic leak.

Also, as others have pointed out, it's good to have a simple and obvious path to the join page. You wouldn't believe how many sites I've seen that are so confusing, that I as a professional webmaster have to click around trying to find where to join - you're never gonna get good conversions that way.

Cheers,
Backov

Honeyslut 11-04-2002 01:33 PM

we interrupt this amusing thread :Graucho for these messages !


stirred the pot ! :)



Nice to see who is into peer pressure and ass kissing around here ! I never was.. nice to see who would cyber stab me in the back ...LOL


I don't have issues and care less what any of you think.. Hell, you could write c u n t 100 times here and I would not care... I heard a rumor as to why the word was banned.. LOL...

I had the balls to speak up my opinion when I knew that most of you just follow the leader and pick on whatever current person is the rag of the moment.. Oh rag on me.. boo hooooo

Maybe I should stick around and show you WHAT I am made of.. Show you the smart ass witty mouth I have had since the 5th grade.. HOW I can push buttons..


ANYONE care to guess which BIG PLAYER this stupid SLUT turned down a job from ? LOL... Oh gez. Let me guess..

Carry on , children.. I will check out the board in another few days to get another laugh...


You have been HONEY XED !

DVD to Desirea !

:Graucho

Isn't expecting respect in the PORN business an oxy moron !

Isn't kissing ass a bit anal ?





:2 cents: :2 cents:

TDF 11-04-2002 01:39 PM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX
<img src=http://www.taylor.org/~argus/all/travel/mexico_city/aridzone/dogses/lola_butthole.JPG border="1">

asshole!

theking 11-04-2002 01:43 PM

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Originally posted by Honeyslut
we interrupt this amusing thread :Graucho for these messages !


stirred the pot ! :)



Nice to see who is into peer pressure and ass kissing around here ! I never was.. nice to see who would cyber stab me in the back ...LOL


I don't have issues and care less what any of you think.. Hell, you could write c u n t 100 times here and I would not care... I heard a rumor as to why the word was banned.. LOL...

I had the balls to speak up my opinion when I knew that most of you just follow the leader and pick on whatever current person is the rag of the moment.. Oh rag on me.. boo hooooo

Maybe I should stick around and show you WHAT I am made of.. Show you the smart ass witty mouth I have had since the 5th grade.. HOW I can push buttons..


ANYONE care to guess which BIG PLAYER this stupid SLUT turned down a job from ? LOL... Oh gez. Let me guess..

Carry on , children.. I will check out the board in another few days to get another laugh...


You have been HONEY XED !

DVD to Desirea !



Isn't expecting respect in the PORN business an oxy moron !

Isn't kissing ass a bit anal ?





:2 cents: :2 cents:

Sheath those claws. :)


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