Apparently I'm an "advanced first dater"... what about you?

**_Richard_** · 10-15-2008, 09:10 AM

just want you to know.. i'm clicking this cause you're canadian..

**CDSmith** · 10-15-2008, 09:12 AM

Originally posted by SBR Richard

just want you to know.. i'm clicking this cause you're canadian..

It's okay, you can call me a hugeass time-wasting fuckstick if you want to.

Don't be shy.

**Vicious_B** · 10-15-2008, 10:44 AM

Apparantly Im a first class dater also. I have some pretty shitty dates so its nice to know it was all their fault.

**SabrinaStuart** · 10-15-2008, 10:52 AM

Apparently I'm a first date ninja, but really I just picked what I knew I should do and not what I actually do.

**CaptainHowdy** · 10-15-2008, 10:58 AM

"Undateable" wtf...

AK · 10-15-2008, 10:59 AM

i have never been on a date, i'm asian and i had an arranged marriage, just like my dad and his dad and his dad before him... LOL

**O MARINA** · 10-15-2008, 11:01 AM

Originally posted by AK

i'm asian and i had an arranged marriage, just like my dad and his dad and his dad before him...

wow............

**O MARINA** · 10-15-2008, 11:03 AM

Originally posted by CDSmith

Yes I get emails from dating sites, so what? :D Ocassionally I even read them.

Tell me some of your first date 'advanced dater' stories

**- Jesus Christ -** · 10-15-2008, 11:04 AM

Ooooh... let me do this quiz quickly before I have to run out and grab a copy of cosmo then run home to wash out my pussy. My horoscope mentioned that I might be taking something like this today.

:D

**Jens Van Assterdam** · 10-15-2008, 11:29 AM

Ok i´ll admit it... my last 100 dates this year looked like this:

Girl: Hi Sexy
Jens: STFU.. 50bux suck n fuck, aight?
Girl: deal!
Jens: I said STFU bitch!

**CDSmith** · 10-15-2008, 02:47 PM

Originally posted by O MARINA

Tell me some of your first date 'advanced dater' stories

That's kind of why I included the word "apparently" and put "advanced dater" in quotes in the title. :D

I'm probably just average in my experiences, I've had some really terrific first dates, a few fan-fucking-tastic ones, and at least a couple of complete dog's breakfasts too. Everybody who dates eventually has a dog's breakfast or two. It's the law of the universe.

**CDSmith** · 10-15-2008, 02:49 PM

Originally posted by SabrinaStuart

Apparently I'm a first date ninja, but really I just picked what I knew I should do and not what I actually do.

Did eharmony really use the word "ninja" to describe your results?

Really really?

**psili** · 10-15-2008, 02:56 PM

Originally posted by CDSmith

Did eharmony really use the word "ninja" to describe your results?

Really really?

I got the same thing (and did the same about picking answers). Except the photo next to the ninja caption and text looked like a samurai dude.

**D Ghost** · 10-15-2008, 02:57 PM

Originally posted by CDSmith

Yes I get emails from dating sites, so what? :D Ocassionally I even read them.

Anyway I took their 1st dater knowlege quiz, this is my "score"...

Quiz here (takes 5 mins tops)

I do disagree with some of their advice in the subsequent feedback section though. See what you think.

**Rorschach** · 10-15-2008, 02:58 PM

It's all about the Mystery Method baby

First Date Ninja

You're a First Date Ninja! You know when to hold 'em, when to fold 'em, when to walk away, and when to run! We hope you're extremely confident in your dating skills, because people who really know how to date well are few and far between. See the guide below to get a picture of how smart you truly are.

**CDSmith** · 10-15-2008, 03:02 PM

Originally posted by deejne

Failed the quiz did you?

**SexSearchSuzanne** · 10-15-2008, 03:17 PM

Hmm, apparently I'm an "Advanced First Dater" as well ... I think they had a computer glitch.

**Tempest** · 10-15-2008, 03:45 PM

"Advanced First Dater" - should have gone with my first instinctual choice on a couple of them and I would have ranked higher.. got.. to.. go.. with.. instincts... more...

**JamesK** · 10-15-2008, 04:02 PM

Advanced First Dater

We consider you an Advanced First Dater. You've got most of the knowledge you need to succeed, but perhaps should look at the information below and sharpen all the elements of your dating game.

Honestly I don't give a shit about my dating game. If I meet the perfect girl I'm sure I'll change and be more romantic.

**Odie** · 10-15-2008, 05:01 PM

it's for boys!! lol!

**The Duck** · 10-15-2008, 05:04 PM

Originally posted by 12clicksMichele

Apparantly Im a first class dater also. I have some pretty shitty dates so its nice to know it was all their fault.

Apparently I'm an "advanced first dater"... what about you?

Apparently I'm an "advanced first dater"... what about you?

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