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There is only one more mudfight...er...presidential debate before America decides if it wants the sleazy, terrorist-loving, wet-behind-the-ears, smooth-talking black dog or the senile, murderous, war-mongering, bullshit-filled white dog. American television completely screwed up the last two debates. They couldn't ask any tough questions. They couldn't even come close. And they were certainly afraid of calling either of the candidates liars. And don't even get me started on the VP debate. That bitch Sarah Palin couldn't even come up with a single
complete sentence and everybody says that she won!

So, I have compiled a list of questions for John McCain and barack HUSSEIN obama


Obama:

1. With the economy in shambles, our military stuck in Iraq, crime running rampant, and massive unemployment everywhere, why the hell would you want to be president?

2. If a drug lord offers you drug money to build a hospital and provide healthcare to your citizens, you face an important ethical question. Do you take the money and put it in your freezer, or do you put it in a hole in your backyard?

3. What kind of presidential limo will you have? Would you prefer a Rolls-Royce over the current Cadillac? Does this mean that you support import vehicles over domestic vehicles? Why do you want to take jobs away from Americans? And do you think that you're too good for a Cadillac? Are you an elitist?

On another note, does anybody want you dead? If yes, who? And if not, then why not? Obviously, you haven't accomplished enough.

4. You talk about green ideas. People don't like green ideas. And more importantly, the oil companies don't like green ideas either. How do you expect to create millions of green jobs if nobody wants to buy green. Seriously, America only understand two types of green - you are green, and they don't have enough green to pay the bills. How do you expect to resolve both of these problems?

5. Considering that your wife looks like a monkey, are you like to cheat on her in the future? Are you going to cheat on her with a monkey?

6. Why do you believe in hope? Are you on drugs? Did you do drugs in college, and if so, please do tell? Do you think that America would be better off if it were on drugs, and do you think that it would make your ideas more believable?

7. Your running mate looks like he hasn't showered in years. So we expect him to do well in diplomatic talks with the French. Would you ask him to stop brushing his teeth, so that we can have better relations with the British?

8. Will you remove your middle name, Hussein? If you say that you aren't a Muslim, why do you insist on keeping a Muslim name? Are you unsure?

9. Many people in your party say that they are "tired of the last eight years". Are you tired of the last eight years? I mean, before the last eight years, you were a nobody. Nobody knew your name. You didn't even have a job or a decent house. But in the last eight years, you have written two bestsellers, and you are employed as a US Senator.

Do you think that your success in the last eight years is the result of George W. Bush's policies, or do you think that it is the result of your hard work?

If you think it is the result of your hard work, then why don't you tell all of the other Americans to get to move their asses in order to improve their conditions instead of waiting for hope and dreams and government handouts?

10. Do you want to add anything? Why do you hate America? Why do you have relations with terrorists that span four decades? Are you a terrorist lover, or are you an undercover CIA agent and can't disclose it? If you know that Fox News is going to take quotes out of context and continue to call you a terrorist, then why don't you fight back?

Why don't you air a video of John McCain shitting his pants?



McCain:

1. With the economy in shambles, our military stuck in Iraq, crime running rampant, and massive unemployment everywhere, why the hell would you want to be president?

2. Do you approve of water-boarding, or do you think that electrodes to the testicles is more effective?

3. When George W. Bush was asked, "what kind of president are you?", he replied, "I'm a war president". What kind of president would you be? A war president too? Or a geriatric president? Do you even remember the beginning of this question?

4. Are you actually alive? Your skin is so white, it's almost like there is no blood flowing in your body. If there's no blood in your body, it's probably because you don't have a heart...That would explain why Dick Cheney is so white. His heart's made in China.

5. Do you think that Obama's wife looks like a monkey? Do you want to change your position on evolution?

6. Which of your thirteen houses do you like the most? Do you plan on taking as many vacations as the current president? Will you have press conferences there just to look cool? It's not like you can pull up to a crowd of reporters in a pick-up truck.

Do you think that any of your thirteen houses contribute to global warming? Your dumb bitch running mate said that she doesn't know what is causing global warming, but it doesn't really matter.

7. Your dumb bitch running mate doesn't even know the names of any newspapers. How do you expect her to respond to criticism? Do you think that she would bring her retarded baby or her pregnant daughter along to a meeting with a foreign dictator? Do you think that she would breastfeed her retarded baby during the meeting with the foreign dictator? Do you think that her pregnant daughter would breastfeed her baby while her mom breastfeeds her retarded baby during the meeting with the foreign dictator?

8. Given your answer to the above question, do you think that it would be a good idea to lock Sarah Palin in a cage if she becomes VP? What if you die and she becomes the President? Well, in all fairness, you wouldn't be alive to care. So you don't have to answer that question. But then, I assume that you already thought of that. So here is another question. You know that you are going to be dead soon, and your dumb bitch running mate will have to take over, and she will bring upon the end of America. So why in God's name did you pick her? Is it because you hate America? Why do you hate America?

9. Do you hate Barack Hussein Obama? Or do you just hate the color of his skin? Or do you just hate is name? Or do you just hate the fact that some people believe that he's a Muslim? What do you hate about him the most? I know that you keep saying that you don't hate him, and if this is the case, why don't you just quit now and endorse his bid for presidency?

10. Seriously, on a scale from 1 to 17, where one is incredibly dumb, and where seventeen is smart enough to design a nuclear bomb in your head, how dumb do you think your supporters are? Why do they support you and your dumb bitch running mate?

11. I promised you ten questions, but if you can lie to me a hundred times tonight, I can lie to you once. I previously asked you about breast feeding. What would be worse? Your VP's retarded baby shitting his pants all over a treaty while she signs it, or you falling asleep and having urinary incontinence in the middle of The State of the Union address?

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