Punk ass kids get away with murder, literally and figuratively, all the time. I don't think slapping them on the wrist is the answer. I remember being 13-15. My friends would say "hey let's ditch class, they won't do anything to us anyway, we can get away with anything." And its true.

Kids aren't stupid. They just know how to play the game that too many adults let them play. They need to know their boundaries. Once the boundaries are set, things get much easier.

I quite like the idea Sleazy... ;)

what does that do?

Amazing.

The Obese picking on the thin? Has that girl done anything to you?

What a fucking pussy.

takes the paint off the car

bologna on a car takes the paint off?
shit i eat it all the time,,

Damn, never underestimate the destructive
power of meat products.

BTW a more effective paint-removing revenge-scheme system
is car brake fluid. Works like a fucking charm.

I'll bet there's no paint left in your intestines either

Before dealing with a "possible" suspect, I'd take care of the problem at home-

A DOG THAT SLEEPS THROUGH A HOUSE EGGING!!!

basset hounds really really value their sleep. mine growls at me if I even try and pet him after midnight when he's power sleeping.

I know people this dumb, too. Cracks me up that they really think that people aren't wise to them.

I like the subtle approach that you first suggest. ;)

"edit = i had to edit the spelling in the quote, i just had to...sorry sleazy"

... hahaha !!

... sleazy, buy some pumkins and go around their house !!

mmm... bastard made me hungry

i love the idea. be sure to keep your prints off of the note and egg carton.

salting lawns is always a good way to get at someone, specially if mom is a Gardenin Type.

couple 10 lb bags spread evenly. The morning dew will 'do' the rest. or their sprinklers if ya time it right.

;)

now that i think about it, i might be able to get prints from the egg shells and it wouldn't be too hard to compare those to a sample of the kids prints (pretty easy to get) and KNOW for sure......(not like I dont' already know)

Good to see you look out for your OWN.

someone has too - not like you're gona spring for a hotel for me or anything...even if I did send you some signups.....

I'll be impressed if you pull that off. You got friends at CSI or something?

Unleash HELL.


:feels-hot

sleazy has a fanclub?

are there club cards and a newsletter?

dusting for prints is easy. didnt' you ever do that as a kid? I had this kids crime lap kid that I used to play with all the time. loads of fun. egg shells hold a print really well, now if it was on cloth or something difficult I would have a problem, but a clean print on an eggshell isn't all that hard to get - if there is one on the egg shell remains.

getting the kids prints isn't that hard - my wife;s a teacher, she could just ask the kids teacher for a slip of paper the kid handled.

wait until easter and throw a bunch of dead rabbits at their house

:1orglaugh humans and pets sure seem to like you