basset hounds really really value their sleep. mine growls at me if I even try and pet him after midnight when he's power sleeping.

I know people this dumb, too. Cracks me up that they really think that people aren't wise to them.

I like the subtle approach that you first suggest. ;)

"edit = i had to edit the spelling in the quote, i just had to...sorry sleazy"

... hahaha !!

... sleazy, buy some pumkins and go around their house !!

mmm... bastard made me hungry

i love the idea. be sure to keep your prints off of the note and egg carton.

salting lawns is always a good way to get at someone, specially if mom is a Gardenin Type.

couple 10 lb bags spread evenly. The morning dew will 'do' the rest. or their sprinklers if ya time it right.

;)

now that i think about it, i might be able to get prints from the egg shells and it wouldn't be too hard to compare those to a sample of the kids prints (pretty easy to get) and KNOW for sure......(not like I dont' already know)

Good to see you look out for your OWN.

someone has too - not like you're gona spring for a hotel for me or anything...even if I did send you some signups.....

I'll be impressed if you pull that off. You got friends at CSI or something?

Unleash HELL.


:feels-hot

sleazy has a fanclub?

are there club cards and a newsletter?

dusting for prints is easy. didnt' you ever do that as a kid? I had this kids crime lap kid that I used to play with all the time. loads of fun. egg shells hold a print really well, now if it was on cloth or something difficult I would have a problem, but a clean print on an eggshell isn't all that hard to get - if there is one on the egg shell remains.

getting the kids prints isn't that hard - my wife;s a teacher, she could just ask the kids teacher for a slip of paper the kid handled.

wait until easter and throw a bunch of dead rabbits at their house

:1orglaugh humans and pets sure seem to like you