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TheAmericanCannibal · 10-07-2008, 10:11 AM

So I found this funny when I read this article this morning on ********.COM

"Porno Dan is an Annoying Fucking Tool"

--on the web

Jack wrote this commentary in response to the Bukkake omelet press release put out by Porno Dan- you know, the shoot that was robbed of $3750.

Jack writes on www.ihatewhores.com : I cannot take another fucking second of this Porno Dan retard. Is there nothing you won?t do for attention?

I?ve been meaning to write about how much I fucking loathe you since your birthday party and Sexopolis attention whoring threads on XXXPornTalk. That?s not to say I started hating you then. My hate goes back much further than that. Christ, you are an annoying fucking tool. Please take your ridiculous act elsewhere. It?s been great laughing at you over the years but I think it?s time to move on to someone new. Now you are no longer someone to ridicule for fun, now you?re just making people mad.

I have to address your involvement in hetero porn as it seems like an odd fit for someone as fruity as you. Watching you fuck broads is as out of place as Stephen Hawking auditioning for Dancing With The Stars.

What I?m trying to say is ? you look like a pickle smoocher. Totally. I mean seriously. Everyone thinks it. Has anyone actually mentioned it to you? Dude, I have fabric softener that is rougher around the edges than you are. Now this cooking the omelette thing. WTF? Nothing slightly gay about standing over a hot stove with a pan full of jizz cooking in front of you? I assume you?ll be wearing an apron to hide your erection. I can totally see you tasting it for seasoning and people gagging while you respond ?What?s the big deal? It?s just cum!? I?m seriously disgusted by you.

In addition to what I mention previously, I also hate everything else about you. Specifically, your phony life of the party persona. Your ?I love women? schtick. Dan, you love women so much because you practically are one! BTW, you are not an overgrown frat boy. I?m sure the closest you?ve come to being a frat boy was jacking off thinking about frat boys.

Also, your hair is stupid.

Lastly, So is your dumb domain ?TheLittlePenisThatCould? it really should be TheLittlePenisThatNeedsAttention?. Get some help, fuckface.

I guess you were wrong about me Dan....

uno · 10-07-2008, 10:16 AM

hah, i always thought you guys were friendly for some reason.

Juicy D. Links · 10-07-2008, 10:17 AM

KB there is package arriving for yoou today via Fed Ex

TheAmericanCannibal · 10-07-2008, 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uno

hah, i always thought you guys were friendly for some reason.

Yea me too.
I like to kid with him

But I also like to call people out when they need it sometimes...

TheAmericanCannibal · 10-07-2008, 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

KB there is package arriving for yoou today via Fed Ex

If it's a used fleshlight or a cockatoo I will not accept.
I will only accept illegal fruit from Hawaii

Juicy D. Links · 10-07-2008, 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheAmericanCannibal

If it's a used fleshlight or a cockatoo I will not accept.
I will only accept illegal fruit from Hawaii

its a stuffed pigeon

sltr · 10-07-2008, 10:26 AM

RevSand · 10-07-2008, 10:39 AM

This might be fun...

Chris · 10-07-2008, 10:41 AM

i find your history and story in this biz one of the most interested

well to me atleast

Triple10Terry · 10-07-2008, 10:43 AM

Pigeons are cool

Porno Dan · 10-07-2008, 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheAmericanCannibal

So I found this funny when I read this article this morning on ********.COM

"Porno Dan is an Annoying Fucking Tool"

--on the web

Jack wrote this commentary in response to the Bukkake omelet press release put out by Porno Dan- you know, the shoot that was robbed of $3750.

Jack writes on www.ihatewhores.com : I cannot take another fucking second of this Porno Dan retard. Is there nothing you won?t do for attention?

I?ve been meaning to write about how much I fucking loathe you since your birthday party and Sexopolis attention whoring threads on XXXPornTalk. That?s not to say I started hating you then. My hate goes back much further than that. Christ, you are an annoying fucking tool. Please take your ridiculous act elsewhere. It?s been great laughing at you over the years but I think it?s time to move on to someone new. Now you are no longer someone to ridicule for fun, now you?re just making people mad.

I have to address your involvement in hetero porn as it seems like an odd fit for someone as fruity as you. Watching you fuck broads is as out of place as Stephen Hawking auditioning for Dancing With The Stars.

What I?m trying to say is ? you look like a pickle smoocher. Totally. I mean seriously. Everyone thinks it. Has anyone actually mentioned it to you? Dude, I have fabric softener that is rougher around the edges than you are. Now this cooking the omelette thing. WTF? Nothing slightly gay about standing over a hot stove with a pan full of jizz cooking in front of you? I assume you?ll be wearing an apron to hide your erection. I can totally see you tasting it for seasoning and people gagging while you respond ?What?s the big deal? It?s just cum!? I?m seriously disgusted by you.

In addition to what I mention previously, I also hate everything else about you. Specifically, your phony life of the party persona. Your ?I love women? schtick. Dan, you love women so much because you practically are one! BTW, you are not an overgrown frat boy. I?m sure the closest you?ve come to being a frat boy was jacking off thinking about frat boys.

Also, your hair is stupid.

Lastly, So is your dumb domain ?TheLittlePenisThatCould? it really should be TheLittlePenisThatNeedsAttention?. Get some help, fuckface.

I guess you were wrong about me Dan....

For somene who is a proud member of Phi Kappa Sigma, this reminds me of a rush shirt we made many years ago

Rush Skulls

"Love or Hated, but Never Ignored"

Mr. Cool Ice · 10-07-2008, 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheAmericanCannibal

Also, your hair is stupid.

Nice little dig at the end.

BradM · 10-07-2008, 10:51 AM

KB can be a stupid self promoting bitch, but I am starting to see why people like him.

D-Money · 10-07-2008, 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM

KB can be a stupid self promoting bitch, but I am starting to see why people like him.

Wow!

Did that just come from you?

Nice.

TheAmericanCannibal · 10-07-2008, 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Cool Ice

Nice little dig at the end.

I am not taking credit for writing this entry.
I didn't

I just posted what was written on http://www.********.com

lol

Brad M complimenting me?
Man the world is truly upside down.

TheAmericanCannibal · 10-07-2008, 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris

i find your history and story in this biz one of the most interested

well to me atleast

Thanks Chris
If u like my story I can't wait for you to read it in print form very soon.

I have a huge author writing it.

JFK · 10-07-2008, 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheAmericanCannibal

Thanks Chris
If u like my story I can't wait for you to read it in print form very soon.

I have a huge author writing it.

how HUGE ???

TheAmericanCannibal · 10-07-2008, 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK

how HUGE ???

look up Dave Kushner

PersianKitty · 10-07-2008, 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheAmericanCannibal

Thanks Chris
If u like my story I can't wait for you to read it in print form very soon.

I have a huge author writing it.

I know I can't wait!

PersianKitty · 10-07-2008, 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheAmericanCannibal

look up Dave Kushner

I just can't resist..

Your biographer is the guitarist for Velvet Revolver??!! hehe

pocketkangaroo · 10-07-2008, 12:33 PM

I don't know the history here, but cooking an omelet full of cum does have some major homosexual vibes.

TheAmericanCannibal · 10-07-2008, 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PersianKitty

I just can't resist..

Your biographer is the guitarist for Velvet Revolver??!! hehe

sorry-

http://www.davidkushner.com

How are you Beth???
We had a blast in Maui.

Next time u should come with us
:-))

XPays · 10-07-2008, 02:55 PM

catfight.....

AaliyahLove · 10-07-2008, 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

its a stuffed pigeon

sltr · 10-07-2008, 03:19 PM

damb, nobody got my barney rubble reference!

:-(

Iron Fist · 10-07-2008, 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheAmericanCannibal

Dude, I have fabric softener that is rougher around the edges than you are.

Okay, the line is gold right there.

AaliyahLove · 10-07-2008, 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pocketkangaroo

I don't know the history here, but cooking an omelet full of cum does have some major homosexual vibes.

this thread delivers

TheAmericanCannibal · 10-07-2008, 03:45 PM

Ok enough with the pigeon already

XPays · 10-07-2008, 03:48 PM

seeric · 10-07-2008, 03:52 PM

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seeric · 10-07-2008, 03:55 PM

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seeric · 10-07-2008, 03:56 PM

J$tyle$ · 10-07-2008, 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XPays

I should have had my watermark on that one

XPays · 10-07-2008, 03:56 PM

ahahahaha

seeric · 10-07-2008, 03:57 PM

seeric · 10-07-2008, 03:57 PM

seeric · 10-07-2008, 03:59 PM

ahhhhhhhh fuck i went bot on the wrong thread. ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

these were for players ball thread.

HAHAHA

Porno Dan · 10-07-2008, 04:00 PM

To show how much I still love you, you are welcome to come shoot for me in Berlin

https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/859952-american-male-talent-berlin-venus-hit.html

Bama · 10-07-2008, 04:04 PM

Be careful of Juicy's FedEx packages from his NY Cornish Game Hens retail website..

They're really pigeons!

TheDoc · 10-07-2008, 04:05 PM

I didn't know KB was really in porn, interesting....

Juicy D. Links · 10-07-2008, 04:41 PM

WTF why didnt you answer for Fed Ex????????

Fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkk just accept the package its LIVE goods

Juicy D. Links · 10-07-2008, 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XPays

Juicy D. Links · 10-07-2008, 04:49 PM

Juicy D. Links · 10-07-2008, 04:50 PM

PersianKitty · 10-08-2008, 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheAmericanCannibal

sorry-

http://www.davidkushner.com

How are you Beth???
We had a blast in Maui.

Next time u should come with us
:-))

I knew which David Kushner.. I just had to get that in.

I'm doing wonderful!

Glad that Maui was good. I've never been.

PersianKitty · 10-08-2008, 09:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaliyahLove

this thread delivers

Been trying to send up a message on myspace, but it keeps saying "you are away".

D-Money · 10-08-2008, 09:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K

ahhhhhhhh fuck i went bot on the wrong thread. ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

these were for players ball thread.

HAHAHA

That's funny!

Great pics by the way...

PersianKitty · 10-08-2008, 09:29 AM

Can never go wrong with Players Ball pics!

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TheAmericanCannibal Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 3,086	Porno Dan Once Called Me " The Least Respected Man in Porn" So I found this funny when I read this article this morning on ********.COM "Porno Dan is an Annoying Fucking Tool" --on the web Jack wrote this commentary in response to the Bukkake omelet press release put out by Porno Dan- you know, the shoot that was robbed of $3750. Jack writes on www.ihatewhores.com : I cannot take another fucking second of this Porno Dan retard. Is there nothing you won?t do for attention? I?ve been meaning to write about how much I fucking loathe you since your birthday party and Sexopolis attention whoring threads on XXXPornTalk. That?s not to say I started hating you then. My hate goes back much further than that. Christ, you are an annoying fucking tool. Please take your ridiculous act elsewhere. It?s been great laughing at you over the years but I think it?s time to move on to someone new. Now you are no longer someone to ridicule for fun, now you?re just making people mad. I have to address your involvement in hetero porn as it seems like an odd fit for someone as fruity as you. Watching you fuck broads is as out of place as Stephen Hawking auditioning for Dancing With The Stars. What I?m trying to say is ? you look like a pickle smoocher. Totally. I mean seriously. Everyone thinks it. Has anyone actually mentioned it to you? Dude, I have fabric softener that is rougher around the edges than you are. Now this cooking the omelette thing. WTF? Nothing slightly gay about standing over a hot stove with a pan full of jizz cooking in front of you? I assume you?ll be wearing an apron to hide your erection. I can totally see you tasting it for seasoning and people gagging while you respond ?What?s the big deal? It?s just cum!? I?m seriously disgusted by you. In addition to what I mention previously, I also hate everything else about you. Specifically, your phony life of the party persona. Your ?I love women? schtick. Dan, you love women so much because you practically are one! BTW, you are not an overgrown frat boy. I?m sure the closest you?ve come to being a frat boy was jacking off thinking about frat boys. Also, your hair is stupid. Lastly, So is your dumb domain ?TheLittlePenisThatCould? it really should be TheLittlePenisThatNeedsAttention?. Get some help, fuckface. I guess you were wrong about me Dan....

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