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  • tony286
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    • Aug 2002
    • 57021

    #1

    Job at the FBI

    Job at the FBI

    The FBI had an opening for an assassin.

    After all the background checks, interviews

    And testing were done, there were 3 finalists;

    Two men and a woman.


    For the final test, the FBI agents took one of

    The men to a large metal door and handed

    Him a gun.


    'We must know that you will follow your

    Instructions no matter what the circumstances.


    Inside the room you will find your wife sitting

    In a chair .. . . Kill her!!'


    The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could

    Never shoot my wife.'


    The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man

    For this job. Take your wife and go home.'


    The second man was given the same instructions.

    He took the gun and went into the room. All was

    Quiet for a bout 5 minutes.


    The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried,

    But I can't kill my wife.' The agent said, 'You don't

    Have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.'


    Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the

    Same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the

    Gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one

    After another. They heard screaming, crashing,

    Banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was

    Quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the

    Woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.



    'This gun is loaded with blanks' she said. 'I had to

    Beat him to death with the chair.'
  • Porn Producer
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    • Dec 2008
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    #2
    cliff notes?

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    • Ethersync
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      #3
      So did she get the job?
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      • hypedough
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        • Sep 2007
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        #4
        Hahhahahaha that's so wrong.

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        • jmcb420
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          • Oct 2006
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          #5
          niiiiiiiiiiice. lmao.
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          • RyuLion
            • Mar 2003
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            #6
            good one!!!!!!

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            • Scott Jack
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              #7
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              • BVF
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                • Jan 2002
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                #8
                Originally posted by Porn Producer
                cliff notes?

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                • LoveSandra
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                  #9
                  ahahaahahah

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                  • woj
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                    #10
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                    • ahoy
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                      • Mar 2003
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                      #11
                      That actually made me laugh out loud. Good shit

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                      • LiveDose
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                        #12
                        Haha I've been looking at this thread title all evening. Finally clicked and read and laughed out loud... Very funny.

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                        • Spunky
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                          • Jun 2002
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                          #13
                          She devils every one of them

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                          • SNL
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                            #14
                            twisted but love it.

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                            • jakethedog
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                              #15
                              fucking reality at it's best
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                              • DaddyHalbucks
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                                #16
                                A good tale.
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                                • Rochard
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                                  #17
                                  That's still funny!
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                                    #18
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                                    • bobby666
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                                      • Nov 2005
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                                      #19
                                      the german version is around here for yers - someone must have translated it

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                                      • V_RocKs
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                                        • Nov 2003
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                                        #20
                                        That was too funny... NOT!

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                                        • tranza
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                                          • Jun 2003
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                                          #21
                                          That is a good one!!
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                                          • Zuzana Designs
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                                            #22
                                            lol pretty good...

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                                            • seeandsee
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                                              #23
                                              hahahah good one!
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                                              • slayer69
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                                                #24
                                                bahahaha

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                                                • JFK
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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Spunky
                                                  She devils every one of them

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                                                  • The Nerd
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                                                    • Oct 2001
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                                                    #26
                                                    Funny stuff mate

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                                                    • baddog
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                                                      • Apr 2001
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                                                      #27
                                                      Oldie but a goodie.

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                                                      • John-ACWM
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                                                        #28
                                                        Knew this but still amuses me

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                                                        • devine
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                                                          #29
                                                          never heard it before, really funny :D

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                                                          • tiger
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                                                            #30
                                                            LOL, thats pretty good.

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                                                            • ModelPerfect
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                                                              #31
                                                              old one but good one.
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                                                              • raven1083
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                                                                #32
                                                                pretty nice and interesting story
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                                                                • zabijaq
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                                                                  • Jun 2006
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  damn. This joke is older then me.

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                                                                  • ExLust
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Good one. lol

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                                                                    • JD
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                                                                      • Sep 2003
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      the first time I heard that joke I think it was told to me by Jesus himself... somewhere around his 12th birthday i think

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                                                                      • Adultnet
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        lol sweet..


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