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  • Sarah_Jayne
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    • Dec 2002
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    #1

    Worst film remake of all time?

    Talking about the upcoming remake of The Day The Earth Stood Still in the sci fi thread got me thinking. We all know Hollywood is remaking just about everything these days and more often then not the original was better but sometimes they are just amazingly bad.

    What is your vote for the worst film remake ever?
  • Bojangles
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    • Apr 2007
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    #2
    I'm not sure. The Omen was a pretty bad "remake". It was pretty much the same exact movie, just with different actors. The original Omen was great, but why waste our time calling something a remake if it's the same movie just with different actors? If I'm going to watch a remake, I at least expect something to be a little different. The Omen remake was basically scene-for-scene the same.

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    • Bojangles
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      #3
      Oh, and Prom Night was really fucking bad as well. Almost forgot about that one.

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      • CunningStunt
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        #4
        Rocky 8.

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        • Bojangles
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          #5
          Originally posted by CunningStunt
          Rocky 8.
          ?

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          • ADL Colin
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            #6
            planet of the apes.


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            • Sarah_Jayne
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              #7
              Originally posted by ADL Colin
              planet of the apes.
              Yeah..the latest one was pretty rubbish

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              • Bojangles
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                #8
                I haven't seen the new Planet of The Apes. Probably won't see it, either.

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                • v4 media
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                  #9
                  Get Carter was terrible.

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                  • Neon Dollars Daniel
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by v4 media
                    Get Carter was terrible.
                    +1

                    Producers was a big disappointment too... maybe you can't remake a genius idea as everyone knows it...
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                    • Manowar
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                      #11
                      the italian job was pretty bad

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                      • Sarah_Jayne
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                        #12
                        Originally posted by v4 media
                        Get Carter was terrible.
                        Oh yeah, I think I had actually blocked out that was ever made.

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                        • killermule
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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Manowar
                          the italian job was pretty bad
                          :O How can you say this!

                          ALthough.... i didnt even know there was an original of this lol... but i rekon the new one pwnd!

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                          • Sarah_Jayne
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                            #14
                            Originally posted by killermule

                            ALthough.... i didnt even know there was an original of this lol... but i rekon the new one pwnd!

                            That would be why The British consider the first one almost a national treasure of a film. It gets shown at holidays, etc and you aren't allowed to become a citizen unless you know where 'you were only suppose to blow the bloody doors off' come from.

                            Original film has the first on screen BBW fan that I am aware of too btw...too bad he was Benny Hill.

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                            • PennyLane (not Flame)
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                              #15
                              I was pretty disappointed with King Kong....
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                              • Ryan St. Germain
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                                #16
                                I thought Charlie and the Chocolate Factory was absolute shit. I love Johnny Depp and Tim Burton, but I hated the movie. The oompa loompa's were so annoying.

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                                • Ryan St. Germain
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                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by PennyLane (not Flame)
                                  I was pretty disappointed with King Kong....
                                  rightfully so. It had so much potential, all of which was wasted on the advances of CGI.

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                                    • Bojangles
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                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by DarkCircus
                                      I thought Charlie and the Chocolate Factory was absolute shit. I love Johnny Depp and Tim Burton, but I hated the movie. The oompa loompa's were so annoying.
                                      Forgot about that one. Horrible remake. I couldn't even watch it all the way through.

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                                      • Sarah_Jayne
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                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by DarkCircus
                                        I thought Charlie and the Chocolate Factory was absolute shit. I love Johnny Depp and Tim Burton, but I hated the movie. The oompa loompa's were so annoying.
                                        I thought it was okay but not nearly as good as the classic. My sister, on the other hand, was obsessed with the original as a kid and apparently walked out of the remake because the pedo/Micheal Jackson vibe given to Wonka pissed her off..lol

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                                        • chelo - adultcopywriters
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                                          #21
                                          "The Omen" was pretty shitty.
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                                          • Twistys Tim
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                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by v4 media
                                            Get Carter was terrible.
                                            I am with you on that one. Terrible is a bit of an understatement though...


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                                            • Frankthefreakintank
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                                              #23
                                              Godzilla, Dawn of the dead were both good remakes, but the orginals were classics
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                                              • buzzy
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                                                • CDSmith
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                                                  #25
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                                                  • AnniKN
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                                                    #26
                                                    Wickerman =O

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                                                    • Eriic
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                                                      #27
                                                      Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and The Producers;

                                                      Two movies that Gene Wilder was excellent in were both Shitty remakes.........

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                                                        • Ryan St. Germain
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                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Sarah_MaxCash
                                                          I thought it was okay but not nearly as good as the classic. My sister, on the other hand, was obsessed with the original as a kid and apparently walked out of the remake because the pedo/Micheal Jackson vibe given to Wonka pissed her off..lol
                                                          I REALLY wanted to like it, so I sat all the way through it, but it was creepy, and not in a good way.

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                                                          • mvee
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                                                            #30
                                                            Psycho comes to mind

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                                                              • Twistys Tim
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                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by mvee
                                                                Psycho comes to mind
                                                                Shit -- yeah, that is a bad one.

                                                                I loved the original Wickerman, and couldn't bring myself to see the remakes. i know it would be shit!


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                                                                • skrog
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by mvee
                                                                  Psycho comes to mind
                                                                  The original is untouchable. It's perfect.
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                                                                    #34
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                                                                    • gideongallery
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Sarah_MaxCash
                                                                      That would be why The British consider the first one almost a national treasure of a film. It gets shown at holidays, etc and you aren't allowed to become a citizen unless you know where 'you were only suppose to blow the bloody doors off' come from.

                                                                      Original film has the first on screen BBW fan that I am aware of too btw...too bad he was Benny Hill.
                                                                      see i thought you had to know what a tardis was to become a citizen

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                                                                      • Vicious_B
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                                                                        I have to agree with Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, couldnt even watch it all the way through and I idolize Johnny Depp. The Shining was another one they should have left the hell alone as well as Carrie.
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                                                                        • aico
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          They all suck compared to the original. Nothing can compare to an original.

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                                                                          • Sarah_Jayne
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by gideongallery
                                                                            see i thought you had to know what a tardis was to become a citizen
                                                                            It is a multi-question form. It took me a week to fill out just because of the football questions.

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                                                                            • sweetredhead
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by Sarah_MaxCash
                                                                              Yeah..the latest one was pretty rubbish
                                                                              London is rubbing off on you babe, yes i agree that one was pretty sad
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                                                                              • Sarah_Jayne
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by sweetredhead
                                                                                London is rubbing off on you babe, yes i agree that one was pretty sad
                                                                                Yes, it is but I actually rather like the word 'rubbish'. It is so English in the way that is can be a real snear but sound soft.

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                                                                                • mikesouth
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  not mentioned so far

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                                                                                  • Sarah_Jayne
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    When I was a kid, I like The Wiz...should have known I would turn out odd

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                                                                                      war of the worlds 2 it was total bull
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                                                                                      • Zorgman
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        War of the worlds - Tom Cruise. Bad movie.
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by gideongallery
                                                                                          see i thought you had to know what a tardis was to become a citizen
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by DarkCircus
                                                                                              Don't let her fool you; she introduced herself to me as Rose Tyler.
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by mvee
                                                                                                Psycho comes to mind
                                                                                                - agreed
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Zorgman
                                                                                                  War of the worlds - Tom Cruise. Bad movie.
                                                                                                  Didn't think it was that bad to be honest...


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                                                                                                    #50
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