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Ethersync 10-02-2008 09:59 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by - Jesus Christ - (Post 14843573)
In 5 years, this is the first time I have ever burst out laughing at GFY.

Does anyone else see the humor in that sentence appearing in the middle of information on an armed robbery? :1orglaugh
Glad I'm not the only one :1orglaugh

H-Tom 10-02-2008 10:00 AM
What a great PR stunt!

Porno Dan 10-02-2008 10:31 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DirtyDanza (Post 14844524)
the fuck does that say about you panzies that 71 guys can't stop 1 bad guy...

sorry 71 girlie boys... was it a TS bukkake?

in all honesty thats pretty pathetic.. for 71 guys to let 1 guy rob em is sad very sad
All the guys were in the main room and the bukkake was just about to start when Johnny, the pm, ran in the room and announced he was robbed.

He had been in the front of the building doing paperwork, the money was kepy behind him in a locked drawer.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Honez (Post 14844569)
Did you get model releases and copies of ID's as everyone came through the door? Look back over those and maybe his photo ID pic will appear.

I agree with the writing checks thing. Having that many people and that much cash around, you just never know.

I am so glad everyone is ok though. Talk about your heart in your throat moment. Kudos to Jim for pulling the shoot off even after all of that.
The gun man came from outside, but police think he was tipped off by someone in the room as he the exact time when everyone was in the main room and we were about to start.

The reason they don't use checks is that they have had people commit check fraud before.


Quote:
Originally Posted by majortom (Post 14844832)
So you finished the shot..then called the cops????
No we called the cops first. Jim kept everyone in the main room and started the shoot, while the two pa's waited with Johnny for the police


Quote:
Originally Posted by piernik (Post 14844863)
What a great PR stunt!

Far from it. This is very serious. A gun was put to my friends head.

RevSand 10-02-2008 10:36 AM
I agree that it sounds like someone who was at the shoot and had done others before was involved. Sounds like they knew exactly how the whole process worked and when to make the hit...

DirtyDanza 10-02-2008 10:37 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Porno Dan (Post 14844972)
All the guys were in the main room and the bukkake was just about to start when Johnny, the pm, ran in the room and announced he was robbed.

He had been in the front of the building doing paperwork, the money was kepy behind him in a locked drawer.



The gun man came from outside, but police think he was tipped off by someone in the room as he the exact time when everyone was in the main room and we were about to start.

The reason they don't use checks is that they have had people commit check fraud before.




No we called the cops first. Jim kept everyone in the main room and started the shoot, while the two pa's waited with Johnny for the police





Far from it. This is very serious. A gun was put to my friends head.

I hear you on the check fraud.. all these criminals do is take the numbers and visit office depot but some print your own checks...

well all and all shitty.... I hate robbers I think they all need to be shot....

Dirty D 10-02-2008 10:40 AM
All I can say is WOW.

As a veteran porn producer, fan of BUKKAKE, and champion of home defense...
Here is an image of the security that we imploy before, during and after a shoot.

http://www.adultwebmastergathering.c...me_defense.jpg

Glad no one got hurt.

D

pr0 10-02-2008 10:40 AM
Did you get the full information of all 71 men?

Seems like this will be an easy case to crack. Def an inside job.

which guy asked if he was to be paid in cash?

Mike Semen 10-02-2008 10:44 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by - Jesus Christ - (Post 14843573)
Does anyone else see the humor in that sentence appearing in the middle of information on an armed robbery? :1orglaugh
Right there with you.:1orglaugh

RRRED 10-02-2008 10:57 AM
I'm glad no one got hurt and god bless your friend. I'm sure that had to be totally traumatizing... and will all due respect...

I still can't stop laughing... not at the possible danger your friend was in. I agree, very serious... but just the rest.. the bukkake, the frigging OMELET.. omg.. and I do have to ask what else you put in the omelet. Omg I'm dyin here...

Kudos on moving forward with the shoot though. Nice job.

JP-pornshooter 10-02-2008 11:00 AM
there are some seedy peeps in the business, and yes pun intended.

pretty smart robbery, no way the cops are gonna spend any time on this case what so ever.
could have been a scene in a Tarantino movie...

sicone 10-02-2008 11:00 AM
That's fucking insane

BVF 10-02-2008 11:46 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DirtyDanza (Post 14844524)
the fuck does that say about you panzies that 71 guys can't stop 1 bad guy...

sorry 71 girlie boys... was it a TS bukkake?

in all honesty thats pretty pathetic.. for 71 guys to let 1 guy rob em is sad very sad
Yeah, they should've manned the fuck up just like you did with Kimbo!! :1orglaugh

notime 10-02-2008 11:48 AM
You are sitting on a pile of gold without knowing it :)
Dan, make the site first, then leak it to the non-adult press and get your millions!
I guarantee you make back the $3500 in 15 minutes

BVF 10-02-2008 11:48 AM
Wait a minute.....can we at least get a picture of the omlette?

LisaWP 10-02-2008 01:14 PM
I smell a series
Next up on The Food Channel, PornoDan makes another Jizztastic treat.
Cum and get it

Tat2Jr 10-02-2008 03:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DirtyDanza (Post 14844991)
I hear you on the check fraud.. all these criminals do is take the numbers and visit office depot but some print your own checks...

well all and all shitty.... I hate robbers I think they all need to be shot....
Yep. We've got 4 biz accounts. One for models. One for affiliates. One for IRS. One for normal biz. Model and affiliate accounts are kept at the payout needed. No need for extra money in those accounts. If they bank lets a fake check through.... they can pay 'em with our fake money.

Big Red Machine 10-02-2008 03:14 PM
I'm glad everyone is okay

Porno Dan 10-02-2008 03:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by RevSand (Post 14844994)
I agree that it sounds like someone who was at the shoot and had done others before was involved. Sounds like they knew exactly how the whole process worked and when to make the hit...
It was an inside job for sure.

Quote:
Originally Posted by pr0 (Post 14845011)
Did you get the full information of all 71 men?

Seems like this will be an easy case to crack. Def an inside job.

which guy asked if he was to be paid in cash?
We hope they solve it soon, every guy is paid in cash


Quote:
Originally Posted by BVF (Post 14845293)
Wait a minute.....can we at least get a picture of the omlette?

I am working on the getting some as I write this

HBKKH 10-02-2008 04:40 PM
holy fuck...thats messed up

brassmonkey 10-02-2008 04:42 PM
nobody was killed good thing money can be replaced:2 cents:

WarChild 10-02-2008 04:49 PM
Hahahahahaha

Porno Dan 10-03-2008 02:52 PM
I know people in this business love to talk, if anyone has heard anything please come forward.

Jim Powers is offering a $1,000 reward for any other information that leads to an arrest.

You can email Jim at [email protected]

Doctor Feelgood 10-14-2008 01:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Porno Dan (Post 14843382)
Tonight?s Bukkake directed by Jim Powers for JM Productions was interrupted by an armed robbery. The suspect put a handgun to the head of production manager Johnny Thrust and demanded all the money out of drawer. The Bukkake participants are paid $75 each in cash; as such over $3,500 was stolen by the robber. The Los Angeles Police Department is looking for the suspect described by Thrust as a light skinned male in his late twenties, mixed race, with short brown hair and a mustache, approximately six foot tall, wearing a Los Angeles Dodgers Satin jacket over a bulletproof vest. Jim Powers is offering a $1,000 reward for any information leading to the arrest of the suspect.

Miraculously Powers held the group of Bukkake guys together and the shoot went off without a hitch. Ms. Ami Emerson was successful in her World Record Breaking attempt. She ate 71 loads of fried cum that I prepared into an omelet. Powers is quoted as saying, ?While I am very proud of Ami and congratulate her on The World Record, I am more upset about the robbery than you can imagine. I am asking anyone out there who has information to please come forward and help us apprehend this individual.?
did the guys finally get paid?

Doctor Feelgood 10-15-2008 02:16 PM
what if johnny made it all up just so they didnt have to pay the guys?

D Ghost 10-15-2008 03:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Intrinsic (Post 14843389)
thats fucking crazy...
why didnt everyone ejaculate all over him
:1orglaugh

nikki99 10-15-2008 03:31 PM
fucked up, while shooting I am always afraid of a robbery :(

HomerSimpson 10-15-2008 03:32 PM
what'a story...
your grand kids are going to love it...

donkevlar 10-15-2008 04:03 PM
I wonder if the karma police have anything do with this.

A 71 man cum omlette has to be the most pointless, disgusting, unattractive thing I've ever heard of.

Poor girl.

BVF 10-15-2008 04:18 PM
where in the fuck is the pic of the omlette?

Big Red Machine 10-15-2008 05:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctor Feelgood (Post 14903479)
what if johnny made it all up just so they didnt have to pay the guys?
We need Fox and Scully on this one?

SmokeyTheBear 10-15-2008 06:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by donkevlar (Post 14904506)
A 71 man cum omlette has to be the most pointless, disgusting, unattractive thing I've ever heard of.
i have to disagree. have you ever heard of nancy grace ? google her if you haven't


Quote:
Originally Posted by donkevlar (Post 14904506)
Poor girl.
poor is probably not the best word to use as i assume she got paid so thus is not poor anymore.

I assume you mean poor as in we should feel sorry for her ? Unless she was held hostage then she was there of her own accord , can't feel to sorry for that. She was paid a fee for a service many other people wouldn't do , just like a plumber or a lawyer. It doesnt mean they dont enjoy it, obviously there are other lines of work.

DefaultMan 10-15-2008 06:55 PM
That's really fucked up that someone would do that.

Blingbaby 10-15-2008 08:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Porno Dan (Post 14843406)
No this is a very serious thread.

A gun was put to the head of my friend.

People in porn talk a lot and I am sure someone will say something.
Frying cum into an omelette makes a serious thread for you? What the fuck is this world coming to?

TheAmericanCannibal 10-15-2008 09:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Blingbaby (Post 14906007)
Frying cum into an omelette makes a serious thread for you? What the fuck is this world coming to?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I know really.
If u want some serious press and want to catch the Perv...I mean Perp.
Have your people call me

It has all the workings of a great story for TMZ/ Jimmy Kimmel and Howard Stern


Pure comedy.
I know, I know..."it's not funny a friend of mine had a gun put to his head" yada yada yada..

but IT IS funny.
And I can say that cause I have had a gun to my head before.

NinjaSteve 10-15-2008 10:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear (Post 14905376)
i have to disagree. have you ever heard of nancy grace ? google her if you haven't
that's the funniest shit I hard all day

xxxjay 10-15-2008 10:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Porno Dan (Post 14843382)
Tonight?s Bukkake directed by Jim Powers for JM Productions was interrupted by an armed robbery. The suspect put a handgun to the head of production manager Johnny Thrust and demanded all the money out of drawer. The Bukkake participants are paid $75 each in cash; as such over $3,500 was stolen by the robber. The Los Angeles Police Department is looking for the suspect described by Thrust as a light skinned male in his late twenties, mixed race, with short brown hair and a mustache, approximately six foot tall, wearing a Los Angeles Dodgers Satin jacket over a bulletproof vest. Jim Powers is offering a $1,000 reward for any information leading to the arrest of the suspect.

Miraculously Powers held the group of Bukkake guys together and the shoot went off without a hitch. Ms. Ami Emerson was successful in her World Record Breaking attempt. She ate 71 loads of fried cum that I prepared into an omelet. Powers is quoted as saying, ?While I am very proud of Ami and congratulate her on The World Record, I am more upset about the robbery than you can imagine. I am asking anyone out there who has information to please come forward and help us apprehend this individual.?
Holy shit...that is the carist thing I ever heard. I am glad you are ok.

ashleyfires 10-15-2008 11:02 PM
I mean if a girl can't be safe at a Bukkake then where can she be safe! What the Hell is the world comin to!

Glad your safe Dan!

Matt 26z 10-16-2008 01:07 AM
If the robber was tipped off by a model saying that a bunch of guys were getting paid in cash, how did he know that he would be able to pull this off in seclusion from nearly 100 people?

Think about it. How does he know where the money is kept? Is he going to keep a gun on this guy while they go into the same room as everyone else to get the money? Of course not. He runs the risk of encountering someone there who is armed.

So he had to of been tipped off by someone who knew how things work there. That he would be able to walk in, easily get the money and walk right out with only one witness.

wdsguy 10-16-2008 02:30 AM
this is the most funniest shit i've heard all day

Doctor Feelgood 10-16-2008 12:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Big Red Machine (Post 14904970)
We need Fox and Scully on this one?
http://images-cdn01.associatedconten...300_203477.jpg

Bryan G 10-16-2008 01:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Intrinsic (Post 14843389)
thats fucking crazy...
why didnt everyone ejaculate all over him
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

TubeTitans_SusieQ 10-16-2008 01:21 PM
wow , thats some crazy shit...and as for the fried cum......thats just gross.... didnt she put any condiments with it ????

C H R I S 10-16-2008 03:18 PM
Dan I am laughing my ass off right now... thanks for the giggle....

seeandsee 10-16-2008 04:10 PM
fucked :)

CaptainHowdy 10-16-2008 04:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dirty D (Post 14845007)
All I can say is WOW.

As a veteran porn producer, fan of BUKKAKE, and champion of home defense...
Here is an image of the security that we imploy before, during and after a shoot.

http://www.adultwebmastergathering.c...me_defense.jpg

Glad no one got hurt.

D
Ouch ...

Doctor Feelgood 10-17-2008 01:35 PM
http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r...hamburgler.jpg

Enemator 10-17-2008 02:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Porno Dan (Post 14843406)
No this is a very serious thread.

A gun was put to the head of my friend.

People in porn talk a lot and I am sure someone will say something.

Problem is..people in porn talk a lot of shit and a lot of people speculate while they don't have the brain capacity to keep their speculation from exiting their mouths.

Some dumbass "talent" will overhear it and spread it as the latest news.

Next thing you know, everybody "is in the know" but they really know nothing.

Enemator 10-17-2008 02:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ashleyfires (Post 14906485)
I mean if a girl can't be safe at a Bukkake then where can she be safe! What the Hell is the world comin to!

Glad your safe Dan!
I so hope you're not serious with this post :Oh crap

NaughtyAce 10-17-2008 02:38 PM
That's crazy, where'd the shoot take place?
This can't be real?

atom 10-17-2008 03:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dirty D (Post 14845007)
All I can say is WOW.

As a veteran porn producer, fan of BUKKAKE, and champion of home defense...
Here is an image of the security that we imploy before, during and after a shoot.

http://www.adultwebmastergathering.c...me_defense.jpg

Glad no one got hurt.

D

I have some of those but read they are horrible for the barrel of your gun so i've never shot them.


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