Dude, don't pull the eminem on me. I don't give one flying fuck about a bunch of losers who can't read between the lines. Remember we aren't talking about underage kids here because if they are reading this, you fuckers are in trouble, not me.

I'm more concerned with that guy who might have thought I was serious, but he's a dick wad too for disappearing like that...

I'm sure he'll be okay. He's got a lot of posts here.

When my kidneys start to fail,
I always thought that it would be nice to go out flying off the side of a cliff at 130mph in my huge black Cadillac loaded up with explosives and putting a slug through my head all simultaneously.

I want to click your link but I'm too afraid

bro u are setting urself up for some bad karma joking around like that

Probably not as bad as you are putting Tom Cruise in your Avatar though, right?

My balls are just as big as yours!

I'd say get pushed off a cliff in a flaming shopping cart.

Suicide is for pussies, be a man and face the shit.

At the end of the day, you will be happy with your decision.

You know what? I'm going to kill myself now just to spite you motherfuckers!

I thought I was falling off a cliff, and then I woke up! Phew!

article says Cool Ways to Kill Yourself

interesting read.

I don't know if I can trust you though. You look kind of scary like that Tampa Bay Buccaneers coach or something

come on stop being a cocktease and off yourself already

Okay, that's the respect I'm looking for

seriously u are fucked up.

although you are kidding around, the mere fact you posted something like this says that your life isnt all you want it to be.

it may be just words on a screen, but how can we know if you are typing with a gun next to your keyboard in your parents basement.

people are mentally sick in the head and nothing is suprising nowadays...

it might just be a cry for help, and if it is, get help man.

If I ever got tired of it all and wanted to off myself in a way no one else has, I'd hop into the Large Hadron Collider while it was still running. :thumbsup
But luckily life hasn't gotten quite that bad yet! :1orglaugh

I can't believe this has not been said yet..

Get some glue, rope, and piano wire. Get to a ledge fairly high, or anyplace you can jump off and let yourself hang a few feet off the ground.

Tie rope to your feet, enough so that with your arms stretched out you will be like five feet off the ground as you hang upside down. Tie piano wire to the same spot and around your neck, but make the line short enough so it will catch half way before the rope does. Using industrial glue, glue your hands to your head. Let dry, jump.

The piano wire should cut right through your neck, chopping it off on your way down. The end result will be you hanging upside down, decapitated, holding your own head.

Dude are you for fucking real? My parent's basement? How old are you? How did you even come up with that concept? These guys actually let you hang around? You have to be at least almost eighteen, right? what the fuck, my parent's basement? I just can't let that die? The whole concept is hilarious!

Holy Hell - that's genius!!!!


You could also go to Washington and jump the fence to you know where with a pistol in either hand and count how many steps you get before the first sniper round goes through your skull.

actually this could benifit the working stiff

Hallelujah. Holy shit. Where's the Tylenol

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Just a PSA :thumbsup

I'm on your side, I like your attitude and this thread... I'm your friend :thumbsup

Not really killing myself, but I've always had this fantasy of walking into a kindergarden classroom and find the littlest kid there, walk him/her up to the chalkboard to "help" them out, and repeatedly slam their face on the ledge of the chalkboard untill it caves in....

anyway, I gotta go change my daughters diaper, enjoy the thread. :pimp

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

You know what? We should die together.

I can't believe this thread has lasted this long. I actually tried to make creative, constructive beneficial threads.

Now, I just feel we owe the masses something.

Maybe you can kill yourself and I won't have to...

Some good ideas here.

Only if we drink poisonous kool-aid and you hold my hand while we... err i do it.

What a stupid fucking thing to say. Even by GFY standards.

Dude you're so tempting me. I'll bet GFY would sore in ratings if we made our suicide pact (did i spell that right) here.

This is just too awesome.

Do you think it will feel good! I'd like to feel good on my way out!:thumbsup

Sure, it will feel as good as sunday morning!

You know what, Slick? you have your standards and we have ours!

Either get with the program or look for the exit sign.

go get some Bleach n Drano n drink it its the solution!!

Sunday morning has sucked since Tom Brady went down with torn ACL.

Let do this now!

I can't live with myself anymore.

That will leave such a mess though

Maybe if i sip slowly.

I really don't know if I wanna off myself without atleast taking out a bunch of random innocent bystanders...

Can we hold this off untill tomorrow after I go on a rampage?

Looks your the one looking for the exit sign.

Okay, if that's what it comes down to, then I'm ready to sacrifice people I don't care about too!

Shit no! Me and my man are going ballistic! We're going to waste everyone!

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