One stick of dynamite, one tank lorry, call the press then blow yourself up =)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh ah lalalala

What difference does that make? I notice the motherfucker hasn't said anything else, but still. Actually I should commend him for that. Maybe he thought I was serious instead of trying to bring death to life.

Okay, I'm leaving to drink myself to death and I hope i bump into Elisabeth Shue (with and u, not a o like in shoe)

Ahh the band-aid for the soul. Boooze. Take it easy smutnut

Suicide is for quitters.

I'd fuck the living shit out of that bitch, enjoy it.

Key is ALMOST unique...and it'll take a lot to out-do this guy...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...e-ex-wife.html

Go on a skydiving excursion, wait for the door to open, and jump out without a parachute... that's guaranteed to be one hell of a ride and painless at the end. Make sure you don't hit somebody's house!

i wonder how this ended up

Swallow a bomb and jump off the plane.

Post that you're voting for Bush a third term; this group will be sure to pummel you to death.

Go to a near by church and let them talk you out of it...Might cost you a few bucks.
Life is too precious to off yourself. Don't do it.

Run through baghdad yelling "you fanatics can't cut off my head - my neck is made of steel!"

speaking of suicide and bringing attention. Anyone remember when stile from stileproject and camwhores faked suicide on his webcam?

Climb up a power pole and start grabbing wires

can you push me all of your domains first? thx in advance

lol Classic


I told u I was hardcore

I can't believe this is my best GFY thread yet. What should I start next? Quick - Suggestions. What about the Milf Moose Hunter?

I like the idea of a long rope and a fast convertible... Can rent one from Enterprise. Tie the rope around either a very thick tree or a concrete barrier of some kind.

Get going 80 and watch your head just pop right off.

Can point the car towards a gas station and possibly have a large explosion.

Make sure to film it!

Awe shit, I just fucked myself, huh?

I just want to know if there will be pics and vids?

I feel bad for the guy who thought he was helping me. What if he never helps anyone again?

your tgp looks like its from '96

if you're talking to me, I take it that means you're an old fuck that's been around since 96.

yes and no

but there's still hope for you - there's still a crappier looking one online www.sleazydream.com

i doubt yo are serious..but man...there may be some poor souls on here reading your shit..that might think its ok

best not to joke with this kind of thing...lots of messed up people out there

anyway....feel better...go help an old lady cross the road...buy a bum some lunch\you will feel better

I charge 10 cents per impression for that pic :-)

anyways. smutnut, if you are going to off yourself, make sure you get a full checkup and blood type before hand and tape it to your body

then just submerge yourself in ice, you'll fade away peacefully like the Eskimos did

and the upside leave a note donating all your organs, you might be able to help somebody in need that wants to live

rippercam!

and..

you could build yourself a cannon and shoot yourself outta it, thatd be pretty nifty

walk through harlem screaming kkk

free fall off the empire state

Dude, don't pull the eminem on me. I don't give one flying fuck about a bunch of losers who can't read between the lines. Remember we aren't talking about underage kids here because if they are reading this, you fuckers are in trouble, not me.

I'm more concerned with that guy who might have thought I was serious, but he's a dick wad too for disappearing like that...

I'm sure he'll be okay. He's got a lot of posts here.

When my kidneys start to fail,
I always thought that it would be nice to go out flying off the side of a cliff at 130mph in my huge black Cadillac loaded up with explosives and putting a slug through my head all simultaneously.

I want to click your link but I'm too afraid

bro u are setting urself up for some bad karma joking around like that

Probably not as bad as you are putting Tom Cruise in your Avatar though, right?

My balls are just as big as yours!

I'd say get pushed off a cliff in a flaming shopping cart.

Suicide is for pussies, be a man and face the shit.

At the end of the day, you will be happy with your decision.

You know what? I'm going to kill myself now just to spite you motherfuckers!

I thought I was falling off a cliff, and then I woke up! Phew!

article says Cool Ways to Kill Yourself

interesting read.

I don't know if I can trust you though. You look kind of scary like that Tampa Bay Buccaneers coach or something

come on stop being a cocktease and off yourself already

Okay, that's the respect I'm looking for

seriously u are fucked up.

although you are kidding around, the mere fact you posted something like this says that your life isnt all you want it to be.

it may be just words on a screen, but how can we know if you are typing with a gun next to your keyboard in your parents basement.

people are mentally sick in the head and nothing is suprising nowadays...

it might just be a cry for help, and if it is, get help man.

If I ever got tired of it all and wanted to off myself in a way no one else has, I'd hop into the Large Hadron Collider while it was still running. :thumbsup
But luckily life hasn't gotten quite that bad yet! :1orglaugh

I can't believe this has not been said yet..

Get some glue, rope, and piano wire. Get to a ledge fairly high, or anyplace you can jump off and let yourself hang a few feet off the ground.

Tie rope to your feet, enough so that with your arms stretched out you will be like five feet off the ground as you hang upside down. Tie piano wire to the same spot and around your neck, but make the line short enough so it will catch half way before the rope does. Using industrial glue, glue your hands to your head. Let dry, jump.

The piano wire should cut right through your neck, chopping it off on your way down. The end result will be you hanging upside down, decapitated, holding your own head.

Dude are you for fucking real? My parent's basement? How old are you? How did you even come up with that concept? These guys actually let you hang around? You have to be at least almost eighteen, right? what the fuck, my parent's basement? I just can't let that die? The whole concept is hilarious!

Holy Hell - that's genius!!!!


You could also go to Washington and jump the fence to you know where with a pistol in either hand and count how many steps you get before the first sniper round goes through your skull.