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sperbonzo · 09-29-2008, 06:44 PM

The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the Rocky Mountains for some
sightseeing.

He was cruising along the campground in the Popemobile when there was a
frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods. A helpless Democrat,
wearing sandals, shorts, a "Save the Whales" / "Bush Lied" T-shirt and a
tree hugger hat, was screaming while struggling frantically, thrashing
around trying to free himself from the jaws of a 10 foot grizzly.

As the Pope watched horrified, a group of Republican loggers came racing up.
One quickly fired a .44 magnum into the bear's chest. The other two reached
up and pulled the bleeding semiconscious Democrat from the bear's grasp.
Then using long clubs, the three loggers finished off the bear and two of
them threw it onto the bed of their truck while the other tenderly placed
the injured Democrat in the back seat.

As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to come over. "I give you
my blessing for your brave actions!" he told them. "I heard there was a
bitter hatred between Republican loggers and Democratic environmental
activists but now I've seen with my own eyes that this is not true."

As the Pope drove off, one of the loggers asked his buddies "Who was that
guy?"

"It was the Pope," another replied, "He's in direct contact with God and has
access to all God's wisdom."

"Well," the logger said, "he may have access to all God's wisdom, but he
sure doesn't know anything about bear hunting! By the way, is the bait
holding up, or do we need to go back to town and snatch another one?

tony286 · 09-29-2008, 06:46 PM

very funny

uno · 09-29-2008, 06:48 PM

Kind of a long set up, but not bad.

sperbonzo · 09-29-2008, 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tony404

very funny

seeric · 09-29-2008, 06:48 PM

Lolllllllllllllllllllllll

bloggingseo · 09-29-2008, 06:48 PM

Pretty good one

sperbonzo · 09-29-2008, 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uno

Kind of a long set up, but not bad.

Well hey... *Michael Shrugs* I did only say the best this week.

.

Spunky · 09-29-2008, 06:54 PM

Heh heh that was good for a chuckle

gornyhuy · 09-29-2008, 07:04 PM

Meh......

Almost Evil · 09-29-2008, 07:25 PM

Not too shabby, i giggled

CaptainHowdy · 09-29-2008, 08:01 PM

Hehehehehe... not bad!

woj · 09-29-2008, 09:32 PM

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 09-29-2008, 09:35 PM

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a park bench can support a whole family...

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Turboface · 09-29-2008, 11:27 PM

I just pissed my pants!

(unfortunately it was unrelated to the joke.)

D · 09-29-2008, 11:31 PM

Shey · 09-29-2008, 11:43 PM

I LOL'd

gimo33 · 09-29-2008, 11:55 PM

nice one

raven1083 · 09-29-2008, 11:56 PM

Such a nice joke indeed! Thanks for sharing!

martinsc · 09-29-2008, 11:58 PM

Bojangles · 09-30-2008, 12:00 AM

Hahahaha. nice.

SexualDragon · 09-30-2008, 02:46 AM

I heard a different version but with rival hockey teams

myjah · 09-30-2008, 07:01 AM

hahaha, very funny!

Vicious_B · 09-30-2008, 09:56 AM

That was pretty good.

CosmicTang · 09-30-2008, 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SexualDragon

I heard a different version but with rival hockey teams

why, WHY did you change your avatar???

not a bad joke, but very unrealistic. A single shot from a .44 would only piss off a grizzly. You'd need something much bigger. ;)

_Richard_ · 09-30-2008, 10:18 AM

haha good one

pornguy · 09-30-2008, 10:28 AM

OK that was a good one.

Kudles · 09-30-2008, 11:27 AM

That ones pretty good

Gary_TLX · 09-30-2008, 11:43 AM

09-29-2008, 06:44 PM	#1
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