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Socks · 07-07-2011, 11:35 PM

She is fucking serious out there batshit crazy.

http://thinkprogress.org/politics/20...n-pornography/

Coup · 07-07-2011, 11:39 PM

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? HOMOSEXUALITY IS A CHOICE: The preface to the pledge reads, ?Social protections?have been evaporating as we have collectively ?debased the currency? of marriage?in complete absence of empirical proof, that non-heterosexual inclination are genetically determined, irresistible and akin to innate traits like race, gender and eye color; as well as anti-scientific bias which holds, against all empirical evidence, that homosexual behavior in particular, and sexual promiscuity in general, optimizes individual or public health.? Footnote 8 reiterates this notion.
? HOMOSEXUALITY IS LIKE POLYGAMY, ADULTERY, POLYANDRY: Vow 4 requires the candidate to pledge ?Vigorous opposition to any redefinition of the Institution of Marriage?through statutory, bureaucratic, or court-imposed recognition of intimate unions which are bigamous, polygamous, polyandrous, same-sex.?
? HOMOSEXUALITY IS A PUBLIC HEALTH RISK: Footnote 4 claims that homosexuality causes shorter life expectancy and a higher probability of a long list of sexually transmitted diseases. The Leader has previously compared same-sex marriage to second-hand smoking.
? SEX IS BETTER AFTER MARRIAGE: Vow 5 requires the candidate to support the notion that ?married people enjoy better health, better sex.?
? PORNOGRAPHY SHOULD BE BANNED: Vow 9 stipulates that the candidate must ?support human protection of women and the innocent fruit of conjugal intimacy? and protect them from ?seduction into promiscuity and all forms of pornography?and other types of coercion or stolen innocence.?
? REJECT SHARIA ISLAM: Vow 11 requires the candidate to reject Sharia law.

-Signed Michelle Bachman

L-Pink · 07-07-2011, 11:41 PM

This is why you shouldn't sniff glue.

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fitzmulti · 07-07-2011, 11:50 PM

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This is why you shouldn't sniff glue.

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LOL!

2MuchMark · 07-08-2011, 12:02 AM

Lol!

Have you seen her Husband? He is a "doctor" (who took stimulus money from President Obama btw), who's main practice is to convert gays into straight people. It's only a matter of time until he's caught doing something...

Peter Romero · 07-08-2011, 12:03 AM

"Ban questionable books... the voice of God is Government..." Bad Religion 1980.

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PornStarToys · 07-08-2011, 12:03 AM

She looks sexy on TV but when I Google Image searched her shes ugly.

GARY LEE · 07-08-2011, 12:37 AM

Who cares what she thinks when you know she doesn't even have a chance at going anywhere. To many red blooded american voters may publicly say that they don't like porn but behind closed doors its a different story. She is probly on a tube site right now with a vibrator in one hand and a mouse in the other.

Paul Markham · 07-08-2011, 12:59 AM

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? SEX IS BETTER AFTER MARRIAGE: Vow 5 requires the candidate to support the notion that ?married people enjoy better health, better sex.?

Very true.

So long as it's not with their spouse.

kane · 07-08-2011, 01:17 AM

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Originally Posted by GARY LEE

Who cares what she thinks when you know she doesn't even have a chance at going anywhere. To many red blooded american voters may publicly say that they don't like porn but behind closed doors its a different story. She is probly on a tube site right now with a vibrator in one hand and a mouse in the other.

The thing is there are scenarios out there where should could win the republican nomination. more than half of the first 20 states to have primary elections are bible belt states. If Plain doesn't run, Bachman will be the candidate of choice for many evangelicals. If she wins a fair number of those states and does well enough it could knock many of the other candidates out. I could see a situation where she could do well enough that it basically comes down to her and Romney after Super Tuesday. Romney would then have to decide if he wanted to commit enough money to stick around for another month or so when the voting switches to the more progressive states where he had the advantage. If he did that he would likely kick her ass, but if he did really badly in the bible belt he may decide it isn't worth it and bail.

Likely she would get stomped by Obama who currently leads her in a head to head poll by almost 20 points, but you never know what the voters out there might decide to do.

Petra · 07-08-2011, 02:10 AM

Well, banning all forms of porn will go down about as well as the Prohibition did.

slavdogg · 07-08-2011, 04:05 AM

banning pornography is like banning abortion.
Supreme Courts have already ruled on that, and thus its a decided law of the land.

With that said, i support some dude named Herman for Prez
http://www.hermancain.com/

Chosen · 07-08-2011, 04:41 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

This is why you shouldn't sniff glue.

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SallyRand · 07-08-2011, 04:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Socks

She is fucking serious out there batshit crazy.

http://thinkprogress.org/politics/20...n-pornography/

Batshit crazy indeed but neither political party has even a modicum of respect for the hard-won and constitutionally guarranteed civil rights of Americans. The Religious Right is one of the greatest dangers this country faces as is the Far Left, which would limit Free Speech just as much but in different ways.

The Two Party system is broken and cannot be repaired. A third party, in fact couple of new parties would go a long way toward fixing the country but the Big Two will do everything in their power to prevent the growth of new parties.

The Republican and Democrat parties now are only self-sustaining monsters, like sci-fi blobs feeeding on the population and ever growing.

Shey · 07-08-2011, 05:05 AM

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Lol!

Have you seen her Husband? He is a "doctor" (who took stimulus money from President Obama btw), who's main practice is to convert gays into straight people. It's only a matter of time until he's caught doing something...

What does he do, fuck twinks straight?

martinsc · 07-08-2011, 05:10 AM

fucked up.....

Cherry7 · 07-08-2011, 05:47 AM

"innocent fruit of conjugal intimacy"

Must try and use that as a title to a movie....

V_RocKs · 07-08-2011, 05:51 AM

She very well could be our next president.

Caligari · 07-08-2011, 06:02 AM

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Originally Posted by **********

Lol!

Have you seen her Husband? He is a "doctor" (who took stimulus money from President Obama btw), who's main practice is to convert gays into straight people. It's only a matter of time until he's caught doing something...

...like cornholing one of his "gay patients" in the examination room.

PR_Glen · 07-08-2011, 06:19 AM

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Originally Posted by V_RocKs

She very well could be our next president.

no she couldn't...

Tom_PM · 07-08-2011, 06:33 AM

It's hard to muster the energy to comment on such a wingnut. But I'll say that if her supporters wanted her to sign a pledge declaring that being black is a choice and nobody is born black, she'd sign it with a straight face and an argument from "history" to back it up.

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spazlabz · 07-08-2011, 06:51 AM

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the innocent fruit of conjugal intimacy

DAMN that is hot sales text! I am fapping to the thought!

directfiesta · 07-08-2011, 07:29 AM

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Originally Posted by PR_Tom

It's hard to muster the energy to comment on such a wingnut. But I'll say that if her supporters wanted her to sign a pledge declaring that being black is a choice and nobody is born black, she'd sign it with a straight face and an argument from "history" to back it up.

.. and some supporters would go to edit/modify a Wikipedia page to match her saying ...

Sophie Delancey · 07-08-2011, 08:02 AM

Everything about that is horrifying. I weep for the future.

adult-help · 07-08-2011, 08:12 AM

only in america. usa has crazier religious nuts than in most Arabic countries..

bronco67 · 07-08-2011, 08:17 AM

She just lost almost all of her potential votes.

Maybe 2% of the population will admit they like porn, but 99% actually like it.

Chris GAMBA · 07-08-2011, 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by slavdogg

banning pornography is like banning abortion.
Supreme Courts have already ruled on that, and thus its a decided law of the land.

With that said, i support some dude named Herman for Prez

Except that you can't get free abortions on the internet! (yet) A number of states are very close to banning abortion already.

I really hope you are kidding about Herman Cain! He's just as much of an ignorant hate monger as Bachman and Palin.

MaDalton · 07-08-2011, 09:50 AM

i wonder if that would be good for my business if she wins...

EthnicLover · 07-08-2011, 10:08 AM

She is more beat off material for middle age white Republicans.

Add Palin and you have a Republican's dream.

DWB · 07-08-2011, 10:47 AM

Amazing how someone this bat shit crazy can make it as far as she has.

MovieMaster · 07-08-2011, 10:56 AM

People said same shit about bush outlawing porn and never came to pass...

It wont happen...

icymelon · 07-08-2011, 10:58 AM

very mistake a conservative with less government

DaddyHalbucks · 07-08-2011, 11:01 AM

I love her, but when she gets into all of those conservative social positions, I think she goes way too far.

jigg · 07-08-2011, 11:02 AM

what the fuck happened to freedom and respecting the constituion and smaller government?

Kenny B! · 07-08-2011, 11:06 AM

Bitches be crazy!

I was going to say that it's amazing how someone this bat shit crazy can make it as far as she has, dwb beat me to it!

SL|M! · 07-08-2011, 01:02 PM

what happened to all that government staying out of our lives lingo?

slavdogg · 07-08-2011, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Chris GAMBA

Except that you can't get free abortions on the internet! (yet) A number of states are very close to banning abortion already.

I really hope you are kidding about Herman Cain! He's just as much of an ignorant hate monger as Bachman and Palin.

i dont know if a state can ban abortion. But if a state chooses to, i have no problem with that. I'm all for states exercising their own rights given to them under the constitution.

All i know is what Supreme COurts have rules confirming you to have a choice to have an abortion if you so choose. In addition current supreme court chief Roberts publicly stated that it's a decided law of the land. Case closed.

slavdogg · 07-08-2011, 01:37 PM

isnt it funny when a conservative woman or a black men run for Prez.
Liberals start crying like little bitches.
I thought liberals were for diversity and affirmative action and women's rights and all the good stuff.

kane · 07-08-2011, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by slavdogg

isnt it funny when a conservative woman or a black men run for Prez.
Liberals start crying like little bitches.
I thought liberals were for diversity and affirmative action and women's rights and all the good stuff.

They are. But they are not for women that want to take away affirmative action and women's rights.

Palin found that out in the last election. When she was selected to run with McCain she gave a speech that basically made it sound like all of the Hilary supporters now had someone to vote for and found out that the voters don't just support any candidate with a vagina.

BlackCrayon · 07-08-2011, 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by slavdogg

isnt it funny when a conservative woman or a black men run for Prez.
Liberals start crying like little bitches.
I thought liberals were for diversity and affirmative action and women's rights and all the good stuff.

uh, that makes no sense...you are suggesting liberals should want palin or bachmann to run and vote for them simply because they are women?

ShellyCrash · 07-08-2011, 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by SL|M!

what happened to all that government staying out of our lives lingo?

Glad someone else sees how highly ironic it is that the same people who cry out for smaller government seem to back the most invasive / big brother-esque legislation.

GregE · 07-08-2011, 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by PR_Glen

no she couldn't...

Not directly, but she may very well end up being selected as a running mate by a saner Republican and if that team then wins the election and something happens to the new president...

The Porn Nerd · 07-08-2011, 08:08 PM

Ironic, since I signed a pledge to ban all things Michelle Bachman last Tuesday. Huh.

pornmasta · 07-08-2011, 09:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Socks

She is fucking serious out there batshit crazy.

http://thinkprogress.org/politics/20...n-pornography/

who cares about this shit ?

GatorB · 07-08-2011, 10:25 PM

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Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks

I love her, but when she gets into all of those conservative social positions, I think she goes way too far.

Well moron that's what republcians do. That is what you get if you elect a republican. How long does it take you GOP loers to get this. YOu GOP siupporitn g pornoagphers are idiots. You think having the GOP in control means more money for you because you're taxes wil be lower. Yeah you'll pay ZERO taxes because they'll make sure you're out of business. I'd rater pay 50% of SOME income than ZERO% on ZERO income. Call me silly.

GatorB · 07-08-2011, 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by slavdogg

isnt it funny when a conservative woman or a black men run for Prez.
Liberals start crying like little bitches.
I thought liberals were for diversity and affirmative action and women's rights and all the good stuff.

Isn't it funny that one would want to vote for a candidate or party that wants to put them out of business or in prison? It's like Jews voting for Hitler.

ShellyCrash · 07-08-2011, 11:27 PM

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Originally Posted by GatorB

Isn't it funny that one would want to vote for a candidate or party that wants to put them out of business or in prison? It's like Jews voting for Hitler.

"Jewish people driving german cars......"

Socks · 07-09-2011, 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks

I love her, but when she gets into all of those conservative social positions, I think she goes way too far.

Is you fucking for real?

GatorB · 07-09-2011, 03:09 PM

All these anti-porn peole spout the need to "protect" women. I'm sorry but this notion that women are somehow FORCED to do porn is rediculous. No one is holding a gun to anyone's head to do porn and a chick can get out of it anytime she wants too. So what Bachman and the others are saying is that women are somehow weakminded morons easy manipulated into doing things so they need "protection". If that's the case why do we give them the right to vote since they are clearly so stupid and easily influenced that they can't make a decision on their own? Maybe the Muslims have it right then. Basically keeping women on a leash.

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