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man blast in your face · 09-28-2008, 05:46 AM

She ordered a pizza and when the delivery guy showed up, she answered the door naked. She took the pizza from him and told him that she was "paying" for the pizza by letting him see her naked.

- Jesus Christ - · 09-28-2008, 05:49 AM

I know a webmaster forum full of pointless bullshit.

True story.

msdriven79 · 09-28-2008, 05:51 AM

tzzzz naked women isn't a currency, blowjobs are

man blast in your face · 09-28-2008, 05:51 AM

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Originally Posted by - Jesus Christ -

I know a webmaster forum full of pointless bullshit.

True story.

No shit?

Please . . . share with everyone!

man blast in your face · 09-28-2008, 05:52 AM

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Originally Posted by msdriven79

tzzzz naked women isn't a currency, blowjobs are

When she told me her story, she only admitted to being naked. I wouldn't put "sex acts" past her.

adonthenet · 09-28-2008, 05:55 AM

LOL msdriven79

nice one! :D

kmanrox · 09-28-2008, 05:58 AM

dude would have had to pay for the pizza out of his own pocket and unless he was a total idiot he'd have gotten some sex out of the deal in return.. blah

Violetta · 09-28-2008, 06:35 AM

Id claim the money!

Zuzana Designs · 09-28-2008, 06:43 AM

I have done that before

PornNewz · 09-28-2008, 06:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Zuzana Designs

I have done that before

Marry me, please.

man blast in your face · 09-28-2008, 06:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by - Jesus Christ -

I know a webmaster forum full of pointless bullshit.

True story.

So true!

I've seen it.

Prime example - Some major scumbag A-Hole posted this pointless shit thread on this board-

"Anyone else ever get their pisshole stuck and shoot 2 streams?"
Here it is: http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=854337

Fucking scumbag pointless a-hole fuck.

Dood · 09-28-2008, 07:01 AM

I used to deliver pizzas and once had a married couple ask me to come back later and have sex. I declined. When I got back to the store I told a coworker about it and he went over to their house.

Also had some college girls try to get out of paying by showing me their boobs. They weren't anything special so they paid full price.

bashbug · 09-28-2008, 07:08 AM

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man blast in your face · 09-28-2008, 07:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dood

I used to deliver pizzas and once had a married couple ask me to come back later and have sex. I declined. When I got back to the store I told a coworker about it and he went over to their house.

Also had some college girls try to get out of paying by showing me their boobs. They weren't anything special so they paid full price.

I can see passing on the married couple. It would be another story if they were offering up only the wife to you (and she was hot). But, who wants some creepy dude (trying his best to pretend that he is straight) sucking you off while promising his wife will be over in a minute?

Good thing you passed!

JamesK · 09-28-2008, 07:23 AM

That's so lame. Unless they offer a blowjob I'd refuse it

- Jesus Christ - · 09-28-2008, 07:23 AM

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Originally Posted by man blast in your face

So true!

I've seen it.

Prime example - Some major scumbag A-Hole posted this pointless shit thread on this board-

"Anyone else ever get their pisshole stuck and shoot 2 streams?"
Here it is: http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=854337

Fucking scumbag pointless a-hole fuck.

My bullshit is important and entertaining, almost everyone else's bullshit is stupid and annoying.

You should be grateful I graced your thread with my presence.

Zorgman · 09-28-2008, 07:27 AM

Was she 99 years old? I would have run away too.

fatfoo · 09-28-2008, 07:40 AM

haha, how about a fuck as a tip for the pizza

Klen · 09-28-2008, 07:40 AM

Big deal being naked.Only blowjob can be considered as currency.Or ass job.

marketsmart · 09-28-2008, 08:07 AM

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Originally Posted by man blast in your face

She ordered a pizza and when the delivery guy showed up, she answered the door naked. She took the pizza from him and told him that she was "paying" for the pizza by letting him see her naked.

you lie almost as bad as the guy in your avatar.......

man blast in your face · 09-28-2008, 08:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by - Jesus Christ -

My bullshit is important and entertaining, almost everyone else's bullshit is stupid and annoying.

You should be grateful I graced your thread with my presence.

Obviously, that is everyone's position on this board.

However, I actually am very grateful for you gracing my thread with your presence. Everyone is grateful, I'm sure. This thread would have been nothing without you. Thank you my friend.

man blast in your face · 09-28-2008, 08:13 AM

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Originally Posted by marketsmart

you lie almost as bad as the guy in your avatar.......

I know for a fact she wasn't lying.

cherrylula · 09-28-2008, 08:20 AM

cue Lightspeed video...

but did she tip?

marketsmart · 09-28-2008, 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by man blast in your face

I know for a fact she wasn't lying.

oh... because you were the pizza guy....

"nobody knows.... like dominos"........ congrats on your success PIEBOY....

Miguel T · 09-28-2008, 08:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Zuzana Designs

I have done that before

Naughty naughty girl.

CDSmith · 09-28-2008, 08:38 AM

Let's see if I have this right....

-- hot girl answers door naked, get's free pizza.

-- I try it and answer door naked, I go to jail hungry.

In future, and to no one in particular, let us never speak of unfair double standards ever again.

Cheers. Happy football day.

marketsmart · 09-28-2008, 08:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

Let's see if I have this right....

-- hot girl answers door naked, get's free pizza.

-- I try it and answer door naked, I go to jail hungry.

In future, and to no one in particular, let us never speak of unfair double standards ever again.

Cheers. Happy football day.

you only get arrested if you forget to tuck your penis and balls in....

no visible genetalia, no crime...

CDSmith · 09-28-2008, 08:42 AM

Where's the fun in no visible genitalia?

CaptainHowdy · 09-28-2008, 09:24 AM

Du du du - du rururururu ...

DaddyHalbucks · 09-28-2008, 09:30 AM

Lensman would be proud of how the pizza fantasy has permeated our culture.

man blast in your face · 09-28-2008, 09:41 AM

Jman · 09-28-2008, 09:45 AM

On a hang over Sunday morning I had the luxury to see Jehova Witness gown down the street and heading to my place from living room window.

I got butt naked and answered the door scratching my head... T'was priceless and 1 of my roomates literally pissed himself.

Ah to be young again ;-)

Marky333 · 09-28-2008, 09:45 AM

Interesting story. If this is true, the delivery man is a dumbass or gay.

bobby666 · 09-28-2008, 10:17 AM

that's not fair to the pizzaman

Spunky · 09-28-2008, 10:30 AM

Makes me want to start delivering pizzas

brassmonkey · 09-28-2008, 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Zuzana Designs

I have done that before

what kind of pizza u get

let me guess extra sausauge

SteveLightspeed · 09-28-2008, 02:11 PM

A blast from the past

seeandsee · 09-28-2008, 02:13 PM

It's pizza time!

brassmonkey · 09-28-2008, 02:33 PM

PP time pussy and pizza

Vick! · 09-28-2008, 02:59 PM

Damn. I must start pizza delivery in my leisure time.

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Originally Posted by Zuzana Designs

I have done that before

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dood

I used to deliver pizzas and once had a married couple ask me to come back later and have sex. I declined. When I got back to the store I told a coworker about it and he went over to their house.

Also had some college girls try to get out of paying by showing me their boobs. They weren't anything special so they paid full price.

denmark_guy · 09-28-2008, 02:59 PM

depends on da gal and da pizza type lol

HomerSimpson · 09-28-2008, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by man blast in your face

She ordered a pizza and when the delivery guy showed up, she answered the door naked. She took the pizza from him and told him that she was "paying" for the pizza by letting him see her naked.

how do you know that?
do you work as pizza boy?

SteveHardeman · 09-28-2008, 06:58 PM

Not that I like bumping worthless threads but I gotta lil sumpin to add so what the heck.

I was in a hotel recently riding the elevator down with a guy who had just delivered a pizza and I asked him if he had ever been greeted at the door by a naked woman. He just nodded his head, smiled and said that it happens all the time. Not even a big deal anymore.

So, apparently, it's becoming more and more common.

man blast in your face · 09-28-2008, 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by HomerSimpson

how do you know that?
do you work as pizza boy?

Why do you ask (that)?

are you a fucking moron?

Re-read the fucking post you disgusting ignorant man hole.

man blast in your face · 09-28-2008, 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by SteveHardeman

Not that I like bumping worthless threads but I gotta lil sumpin to add so what the heck.

Believe me . . . nobody gives a fuck about your "lil sumpin" you fucking cement block.

If you had something worth saying, you would just fucking post without the drawn out lead in you turd.

Everyone hates you. This much is true.

jonesonyou · 09-28-2008, 09:14 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA thats awesome

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