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Imortyl Pussycat 09-26-2008 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by stickyfingerz (Post 14813509)
Dixie says she wants to help me feed you. Im not sure what that means... :upsidedow

never fear green grasshoppa, we will school you good and proper :winkwink:

Imortyl Pussycat 09-26-2008 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 14813624)
She doesn't believe me and spits it out

cover her mouth, plug her nose and hold her down after you blow your wad in her mouth (pretty sure this will force her to swallow if she doesn't suffocate). she will learn to like it or you can NEXT her.

Imortyl Pussycat 09-26-2008 06:32 PM

let's kick this up a notch so you know how truly devoted i am to this cause. there is this guy, on this board we'll call him mohawk PP to protect his privacy, that has this amazing tasting cum. i mean fucking fantastic, out of this world tasting jizz that i think should be aptly named "nectar of the gods". has ruined me for any other, sorry sticky, dana, big d and my other fun loving posters. if not for the fact that i drained him dry, i would have loved to have him shoot it on toast and put a dash of cinnamon on top.

what should i name this masterpiece?:

candy on toast
cum on toast
cinnacum toast crunch (yes i stole that from the cereal)
toasty goodness

can't think of something witty, help me out

stickyfingerz 09-26-2008 06:39 PM

I have been told I taste like Twizzlers and champagne.. :winkwink:

rhon23 09-26-2008 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Imortyl Pussycat (Post 14813753)
let's kick this up a notch so you know how truly devoted i am to this cause. there is this guy, on this board we'll call him mohawk PP to protect his privacy, that has this amazing tasting cum. i mean fucking fantastic, out of this world tasting jizz that i think should be aptly named "nectar of the gods". has ruined me for any other, sorry sticky, dana, big d and my other fun loving posters. if not for the fact that i drained him dry, i would have loved to have him shoot it on toast and put a dash of cinnamon on top.

what should i name this masterpiece?:

candy on toast
cum on toast
cinnacum toast crunch (yes i stole that from the cereal)
toasty goodness

can't think of something witty, help me out

bad julie

Imortyl Pussycat 09-26-2008 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rhon23 (Post 14813798)
bad julie

help me Rhonda, help, help me Rhonda

rhon23 09-26-2008 07:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Imortyl Pussycat (Post 14813817)
help me Rhonda, help, help me Rhonda

that song is my kryptonite

Imortyl Pussycat 09-26-2008 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by rhon23 (Post 14813867)
that song is my kryptonite

OMFG, ROFLMAO!!! i fucking got it on first read beeotch!!!! hell yes, i'm not half past crazy!




oh yeah, i picked up the GLOSTICKS for our freakshow later tonight :winkwink:

rhon23 09-26-2008 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Imortyl Pussycat (Post 14813876)
OMFG, ROFLMAO!!! i fucking got it on first read beeotch!!!! hell yes, i'm not half past crazy!




oh yeah, i picked up the GLOSTICKS for our freakshow later tonight :winkwink:

baby you are too good to me!

Imortyl Pussycat 09-26-2008 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by rhon23 (Post 14813907)
baby you are too good to me!

that is one mighty fine avatar you're rockin now gurl. i luv me that avatar










for reals, you're so stoked that Sean is in Amsterdam and will never see this thread. you wouldn't have heard the end of it today LMAO

mikeyddddd 09-26-2008 07:22 PM


Imortyl Pussycat 09-26-2008 07:23 PM

oh shit, 50 cum shots!!!!!!

Imortyl Pussycat 09-26-2008 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Imortyl Pussycat (Post 14813929)
oh shit, 50 cum shots!!!!!!

damn i blew it

rhon23 09-26-2008 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Imortyl Pussycat (Post 14813925)
that is one mighty fine avatar you're rockin now gurl. i luv me that avatar

LMAO

you just like my big guns pow pow

papill0n 09-26-2008 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ice (Post 14812663)
What time can I expect you for dinner? :winkwink:

:1orglaugh

bloggingseo 09-26-2008 08:27 PM

Wow that's just hot :-)

AaliyahLove 09-26-2008 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by CosmicTang (Post 14813009)
I love you Julie.

thanks for the recipe Aaliyah!

...enjoy :thumbsup

RP Fade 09-26-2008 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by rhon23 (Post 14812673)
you fucking rule!

did i say you could come up? :winkwink:

Imortyl Pussycat 09-29-2008 09:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rhon23 (Post 14813956)
you just like my big guns pow pow

those guns blow me away gurl, bang-bang!

CaptainHowdy 09-29-2008 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Imortyl Pussycat (Post 14813717)
cover her mouth, plug her nose and hold her down after you blow your wad in her mouth (pretty sure this will force her to swallow if she doesn't suffocate). she will learn to like it or you can NEXT her.

I love you # 2 ...

rhon23 09-29-2008 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by RP Fade (Post 14814340)
did i say you could come up? :winkwink:

you are in trouble for that aone Fade!!!!

AK 09-29-2008 10:42 AM

Bookmarked the thread will show it to my wife tonite!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

SabrinaStuart 09-29-2008 11:07 AM

Isn't it a lot more work to spit it out?
I wouldn't know...never even bothered to try :)

AK 09-29-2008 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by SabrinaMaree (Post 14824143)
Isn't it a lot more work to spit it out?
I wouldn't know...never even bothered to try :)

hahahahah nice!

Xrated J 09-29-2008 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by SabrinaMaree (Post 14824143)
Isn't it a lot more work to spit it out?
I wouldn't know...never even bothered to try :)

yo AK!!!!!!!!!! hook me up with her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tranza 09-29-2008 12:00 PM

My thoughts exactly.

Imortyl Pussycat 09-29-2008 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by AK (Post 14823761)
Bookmarked the thread will show it to my wife tonite!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

report back

Imortyl Pussycat 09-29-2008 01:44 PM

excellent point brought up in my thread on a diff board. i did this myself with Mohawk PP's (name changed to protect anonymity) jizz on several occasions but his is like sugar and honey so may not apply to all:

when NOT swallowing is acceptable:

when you are going to rub the full load into your skin like body lotion and wear your man's jizz proud all day.

when you need a hair treatment to refresh and refuel your locks as long as he is ok with that type of assistance after a damn good bj and you are leaving his presence right after (he doesn't want to smell that, only you do if you are a good woman)

Stellar 09-29-2008 02:13 PM

Next time I blow a load in my gf's mouth i'm going to say,

"that's a good girl, suck those hot enzymes out of my cock".

??

SabrinaStuart 09-29-2008 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Xrated J (Post 14824925)
yo AK!!!!!!!!!! hook me up with her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, skip the middleman ;)

Xrated J 09-29-2008 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by SabrinaMaree (Post 14828908)
Oh, skip the middleman ;)

i guess im gonna have to move to cali now :winkwink:

lesbodojo 09-29-2008 04:47 PM

i heart rhon23 & Imortyl Pussycat so much right now. thank you for making me choke on a laugh.

Kudles 09-29-2008 05:11 PM

I think i want to vomit now

rhon23 09-29-2008 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by lesbodojo (Post 14829487)
i heart rhon23 & Imortyl Pussycat so much right now. thank you for making me choke on a laugh.

it was our pleasure


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