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tara · 10-31-2002, 03:04 PM

Why can't ghosts have babies?

[Brian] · 10-31-2002, 03:07 PM

Hamlet · 10-31-2002, 03:21 PM

Because they have holloweenies.

hardy har har

[Brian] · 10-31-2002, 03:32 PM

XXXPaysiteDesign · 10-31-2002, 04:10 PM

Serge_Oprano · 10-31-2002, 04:23 PM

> A prisoner escapes from his prison where he had been kept for 5 years.
>
> As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it. He finds a
> young couple in bed. He gets the guy out of bed, ties him up on a
> chair,
> ties up the woman to the bed and while he gets on top of her, he kisses
>
> her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.
>
> While he is there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is a
> prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent a lot of time in
> prison,
> and has not seen a woman in years. I saw the way he kissed your neck.
> If
> he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you,
> give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he
>
> will kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you"
>
> To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was
> whispering
> in my ear. He told me that he found you very sexy, and asked if we kept
>
> any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love you too..."

cold_ice · 10-31-2002, 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano

. He told me that he found you very sexy, and asked if we kept
>
> any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love you too..."

CDSmith · 10-31-2002, 04:27 PM

Halloween joke.....

Q: what do Amish people do on Halloween?

A: pump kin.

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10-31-2002, 04:23 PM	#6
Serge_Oprano So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 9,820	> A prisoner escapes from his prison where he had been kept for 5 years. > > As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it. He finds a > young couple in bed. He gets the guy out of bed, ties him up on a > chair, > ties up the woman to the bed and while he gets on top of her, he kisses > > her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom. > > While he is there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is a > prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent a lot of time in > prison, > and has not seen a woman in years. I saw the way he kissed your neck. > If > he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, > give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he > > will kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you" > > To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was > whispering > in my ear. He told me that he found you very sexy, and asked if we kept > > any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love you too..."

10-31-2002, 04:27 PM	#8
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	Halloween joke..... Q: what do Amish people do on Halloween? A: pump kin. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634