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  • CunningStunt
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2006
    • 5594
    #1

    WIFE BEATERS - advice needed

    How do you start?

    Do you just wake up one day and start the wife beating, or fly off the handle one day, and get such a kick out of it, keep on doing it?

    Did you start after you were married or before?
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    • marcjacob
      Confirmed User
      • Jun 2003
      • 1063
      #2
      After. If they have even half a brain they wont marry you if you kick the living shit out of them before you propose.
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        • CDSmith
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • May 2001
          • 51460
          #3
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            • CunningStunt
              Confirmed User
              • Aug 2006
              • 5594
              #4
              lmfao...

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                • Horny Dude
                  Earn enough to buy coffee
                  • May 2002
                  • 4913
                  #5
                  Wife beaters on girls are sexy!!!





                  Oh are we talking about tshirts???

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                    • CunningStunt
                      Confirmed User
                      • Aug 2006
                      • 5594
                      #6
                      What did the woman do as soon as she got home from the wife beating crisis centre?

                      The dishes, if she knew what's good for her.

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                        • Rorschach
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Aug 2002
                          • 5579
                          #7
                          hmmm....
                          Last edited by Rorschach; 09-25-2008, 02:47 PM.

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                            • Rorschach
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • Aug 2002
                              • 5579
                              #8
                              What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

















































                              Nothing, you told her twice already!

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                                • Iron Fist
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Dec 2006
                                  • 23400
                                  #9
                                  Keyboard warriors unite!
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                                    • _Richard_
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Oct 2006
                                      • 30991
                                      #10
                                      angry sex never hurt anyone!

                                      well.. much

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                                        • Imortyl Pussycat
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Apr 2006
                                          • 5449
                                          #11
                                          i feel bad for saying this but..........



















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                                            • CunningStunt
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Aug 2006
                                              • 5594
                                              #12
                                              that was my intention pussycat

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                                                • sltr
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                  • 3191
                                                  #13
                                                  Peter, Peter wife beater
                                                  Had a wife and used to beat her,
                                                  'Till she shot him with a shot gun shell,
                                                  And sent that bastard straight to hell.
                                                  Then she sold the movie rights.
                                                  It's now a mini series on Tuesday nights.

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                                                    • CunningStunt
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Aug 2006
                                                      • 5594
                                                      #14
                                                      A man was visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a coma for several years. On this visit, he decides to rub her left breast instead of just talking to her. On doing this, she lets out a sigh.

                                                      The man runs out and tells the doctor who says this is a good sign and suggests he should try rubbing her right breast to see if there is any reaction.

                                                      The man goes in and rubs her right breast and this brings a moan from her, so the doctor suggests the man should go in and try oral sex, saying he will wait outside as it is a personal act and he doesn't want the man to be embarrassed.

                                                      The man goes in then comes out about five minutes later, white as a sheet and tells the doctor his wife is dead. The doctor asks what happen to which the man replies:

                                                      "She choked."

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                                                        • Spunky
                                                          I need a beer
                                                          • Jun 2002
                                                          • 133986
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by CunningStunt
                                                          A man was visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a coma for several years. On this visit, he decides to rub her left breast instead of just talking to her. On doing this, she lets out a sigh.

                                                          The man runs out and tells the doctor who says this is a good sign and suggests he should try rubbing her right breast to see if there is any reaction.

                                                          The man goes in and rubs her right breast and this brings a moan from her, so the doctor suggests the man should go in and try oral sex, saying he will wait outside as it is a personal act and he doesn't want the man to be embarrassed.

                                                          The man goes in then comes out about five minutes later, white as a sheet and tells the doctor his wife is dead. The doctor asks what happen to which the man replies:

                                                          "She choked."
                                                          That was pretty good

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                                                            • Supz
                                                              Arthur Flegenheimer
                                                              • Jul 2006
                                                              • 11057
                                                              #16
                                                              Ask this guy

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                                                                • CunningStunt
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Aug 2006
                                                                  • 5594
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Great pic supzdotcom - my new avatar, thanks!

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                                                                    • CunningStunt
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Aug 2006
                                                                      • 5594
                                                                      #18
                                                                      220 potential wife beaters.

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                                                                        • bobby666
                                                                          boots are my religion
                                                                          • Nov 2005
                                                                          • 21765
                                                                          #19
                                                                          we need more instructions !

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                                                                            • SBJ
                                                                              So Fucking Fabulous
                                                                              • Apr 2003
                                                                              • 11387
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by CunningStunt
                                                                              A man was visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a coma for several years. On this visit, he decides to rub her left breast instead of just talking to her. On doing this, she lets out a sigh.

                                                                              The man runs out and tells the doctor who says this is a good sign and suggests he should try rubbing her right breast to see if there is any reaction.

                                                                              The man goes in and rubs her right breast and this brings a moan from her, so the doctor suggests the man should go in and try oral sex, saying he will wait outside as it is a personal act and he doesn't want the man to be embarrassed.

                                                                              The man goes in then comes out about five minutes later, white as a sheet and tells the doctor his wife is dead. The doctor asks what happen to which the man replies:

                                                                              "She choked."

                                                                              that's funny

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                                                                                • Horny Dude
                                                                                  Earn enough to buy coffee
                                                                                  • May 2002
                                                                                  • 4913
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by CunningStunt
                                                                                  What did the woman do as soon as she got home from the wife beating crisis centre?

                                                                                  The dishes, if she knew what's good for her.
                                                                                  That is so wrong, funny, but so wrong!

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                                                                                    • CunningStunt
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Aug 2006
                                                                                      • 5594
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      I got it from a friend of mine. She works at a crisis centre for beaten women in Kalgoorlie, Western Australia. She has a very warped sense of humour.

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                                                                                        • majortom
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Mar 2004
                                                                                          • 477
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          There is a muslim saying about wife beating that goes along the lines.

                                                                                          Beat your wife everyday.
                                                                                          If you don't know why.
                                                                                          She does...
                                                                                          Divers Do It Deeper !!!

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                                                                                            • Rorschach
                                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                                              • Aug 2002
                                                                                              • 5579
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              What's strong enough for a man, but made a for a woman?



























                                                                                              The back of my hand!

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                                                                                                • SilentKnight
                                                                                                  Megan Fox's fluffer
                                                                                                  • Oct 2005
                                                                                                  • 24818
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  And then there are those who elevate wife beating to a fine art.


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                                                                                                    • martinsc
                                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                      • Jun 2005
                                                                                                      • 27047
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by CunningStunt
                                                                                                      A man was visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a coma for several years. On this visit, he decides to rub her left breast instead of just talking to her. On doing this, she lets out a sigh.

                                                                                                      The man runs out and tells the doctor who says this is a good sign and suggests he should try rubbing her right breast to see if there is any reaction.

                                                                                                      The man goes in and rubs her right breast and this brings a moan from her, so the doctor suggests the man should go in and try oral sex, saying he will wait outside as it is a personal act and he doesn't want the man to be embarrassed.

                                                                                                      The man goes in then comes out about five minutes later, white as a sheet and tells the doctor his wife is dead. The doctor asks what happen to which the man replies:

                                                                                                      "She choked."
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                                                                                                        • sicone
                                                                                                          Retired
                                                                                                          • Jan 2004
                                                                                                          • 18453
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          I saw a commercial that said if you smoke cigarettes you're less likely to beat your wife.


                                                                                                          Truth

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                                                                                                            • natas
                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                              • Mar 2002
                                                                                                              • 3377
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by Rorschach
                                                                                                              What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

                                                                                                              Nothing, you told her twice already!
                                                                                                              dammit you beat me to it

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                                                                                                                • Ross
                                                                                                                  Ik ben een aap
                                                                                                                  • Sep 2002
                                                                                                                  • 18874
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  No idea what makes a man hit a woman. I would never hit my girlfriend no matter how angry I was. I don't tend to get angry with her tho and she doesn't get angry with me much.. .Only if I leave dirty washing lying around :P

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                                                                                                                    • CunningStunt
                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                      • Aug 2006
                                                                                                                      • 5594
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      I wouldn't either Ross, but there are times she drives me up the damn wall.

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                                                                                                                        • DaddyHalbucks
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                                                                                                                          • Feb 2004
                                                                                                                          • 18975
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          No mention of OJ would be complete without a pic of Nicole's pad in Brentwood:



                                                                                                                          That mofo OJ got away with murder.

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                                                                                                                            • CunningStunt
                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                              • Aug 2006
                                                                                                                              • 5594
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              I still don't understand how he managed to get away with it.

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                                                                                                                                • Rorschach
                                                                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                  • Aug 2002
                                                                                                                                  • 5579
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  There's nothing wrong with beating your wife as long as you don't use a stick that is great in diameter than 1 inch, the Koran told me so.

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                                                                                                                                    • Profits of Doom
                                                                                                                                      Monster Rain
                                                                                                                                      • Feb 2004
                                                                                                                                      • 4978
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Did you know if you type "wife beating jokes" into Google you will get 20+ pages of fake outrage over some stupid joke John McCain made? When did the world get so fucking lame? That being said...

                                                                                                                                      What do you do if your dishwasher stops working? HIT HER!


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