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  • CunningStunt
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2006
    • 5594
    #1

    WIFE BEATERS - advice needed

    How do you start?

    Do you just wake up one day and start the wife beating, or fly off the handle one day, and get such a kick out of it, keep on doing it?

    Did you start after you were married or before?
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    • marcjacob
      Confirmed User
      • Jun 2003
      • 1063
      #2
      After. If they have even half a brain they wont marry you if you kick the living shit out of them before you propose.
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        • CDSmith
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          • May 2001
          • 51460
          #3
          A how-to thread!

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            • CunningStunt
              Confirmed User
              • Aug 2006
              • 5594
              #4
              lmfao...

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                • Horny Dude
                  Earn enough to buy coffee
                  • May 2002
                  • 4913
                  #5
                  Wife beaters on girls are sexy!!!





                  Oh are we talking about tshirts???

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                    • CunningStunt
                      Confirmed User
                      • Aug 2006
                      • 5594
                      #6
                      What did the woman do as soon as she got home from the wife beating crisis centre?

                      The dishes, if she knew what's good for her.

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                        • Rorschach
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Aug 2002
                          • 5579
                          #7
                          hmmm....
                          Last edited by Rorschach; 09-25-2008, 02:47 PM.

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                            • Rorschach
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • Aug 2002
                              • 5579
                              #8
                              What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

















































                              Nothing, you told her twice already!

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                                • Iron Fist
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Dec 2006
                                  • 23400
                                  #9
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                                    • _Richard_
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Oct 2006
                                      • 30991
                                      #10
                                      angry sex never hurt anyone!

                                      well.. much

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                                        • Imortyl Pussycat
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Apr 2006
                                          • 5449
                                          #11
                                          i feel bad for saying this but..........



















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                                            • CunningStunt
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Aug 2006
                                              • 5594
                                              #12
                                              that was my intention pussycat

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                                                • sltr
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                  • 3191
                                                  #13
                                                  Peter, Peter wife beater
                                                  Had a wife and used to beat her,
                                                  'Till she shot him with a shot gun shell,
                                                  And sent that bastard straight to hell.
                                                  Then she sold the movie rights.
                                                  It's now a mini series on Tuesday nights.

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                                                    • CunningStunt
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Aug 2006
                                                      • 5594
                                                      #14
                                                      A man was visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a coma for several years. On this visit, he decides to rub her left breast instead of just talking to her. On doing this, she lets out a sigh.

                                                      The man runs out and tells the doctor who says this is a good sign and suggests he should try rubbing her right breast to see if there is any reaction.

                                                      The man goes in and rubs her right breast and this brings a moan from her, so the doctor suggests the man should go in and try oral sex, saying he will wait outside as it is a personal act and he doesn't want the man to be embarrassed.

                                                      The man goes in then comes out about five minutes later, white as a sheet and tells the doctor his wife is dead. The doctor asks what happen to which the man replies:

                                                      "She choked."

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                                                        • Spunky
                                                          I need a beer
                                                          • Jun 2002
                                                          • 133986
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by CunningStunt
                                                          A man was visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a coma for several years. On this visit, he decides to rub her left breast instead of just talking to her. On doing this, she lets out a sigh.

                                                          The man runs out and tells the doctor who says this is a good sign and suggests he should try rubbing her right breast to see if there is any reaction.

                                                          The man goes in and rubs her right breast and this brings a moan from her, so the doctor suggests the man should go in and try oral sex, saying he will wait outside as it is a personal act and he doesn't want the man to be embarrassed.

                                                          The man goes in then comes out about five minutes later, white as a sheet and tells the doctor his wife is dead. The doctor asks what happen to which the man replies:

                                                          "She choked."
                                                          That was pretty good

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