HBO's True Blood Sucks! (No Pun) - GoFuckYourself.com

smutnut · 09-22-2008, 07:59 AM

HBO has really gone into the toilet. I thought they would have learned something with "John From Cincinnati", but I guess not. This might actually be worse. "True Blood" is some of the worst writing I've ever seen in my life. It reads like a Saturday Morning cartoon without the heart or depth. What a piece of shit.

Whatever happened to the station that created "The Sopranos", "Oz", "The Wire" and "Deadwood". It's hard to believe this is the same writer that wrote "American Beauty" and created "Six Feet Under". Something tells me he found some little twink he's snorting lines with and trying to help break into the business.

Did HBO's CEO start hitting the crack pipe, or did they just swap him out with Showtime's. It seems like Showtime has all the good shit now and Hollywood is trying to run HBO out of town.

Anyway, I can't wait to see the next anticipated HBO original entitled "Watching Paint Dry And Grass Grow"

ninavain · 09-22-2008, 08:07 AM

I thought it sucked also

Martin · 09-22-2008, 08:09 AM

I agree, but that little blonde is cute.

crockett · 09-22-2008, 08:15 AM

Well look at it from their perspective.. They produced shows like Deadwood, Rome and Carnival that were very in depth and awesome story lines.. However because of this the shows failed simply because they couldn't bring in people who hadn't started watching from the start.

As far as John From Cincinnati, I actually liked that show even though it was a bit off beat. It was another one IMO that had a good story line but you really had to pay attention to follow it. However again if you hadn't watched from the start or didn't pay attention, you would be totally lost in the story line.

True Blood I'm still up in the air about it. It isn't as good as I had hopped it would be, but who knows maybe it will get better.

PornNewz · 09-22-2008, 08:19 AM

yeah, but Anna Paquin gives me wood!!

smutnut · 09-22-2008, 08:21 AM

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Originally Posted by crockett

Well look at it from their perspective.. They produced shows like Deadwood, Rome and Carnival that were very in depth and awesome story lines.. However because of this the shows failed simply because they couldn't bring in people who hadn't started watching from the start.

As far as John From Cincinnati, I actually liked that show even though it was a bit off beat. It was another one IMO that had a good story line but you really had to pay attention to follow it. However again if you hadn't watched from the start or didn't pay attention, you would be totally lost in the story line.

True Blood I'm still up in the air about it. It isn't as good as I had hopped it would be, but who knows maybe it will get better.

I personally think their perspective is to stuff their wallets as fat as they can and insult the intelligence of their viewers.

Switch to Showtime. Dexter starts soon. The novels are even better than the cable series.

It would be a public service to get HBO off the air before they do some serious damage to someone's mental health

IllTestYourGirls · 09-22-2008, 08:25 AM

the first 2 or 3 parts of any series tend to suck because they are trying to draw a story line. I dont think its that bad and it should get better as the story line grows.

smutnut · 09-22-2008, 08:26 AM

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Originally Posted by PornNewz

yeah, but Anna Paquin gives me wood!!

That's when I knew there was a serious problem with the show, when I lost my hard on for Anna Paquin.

I'll never forgive HBO for that

09-22-2008, 07:59 AM	#1
smutnut So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Babylon Posts: 5,889	HBO's True Blood Sucks! (No Pun) HBO has really gone into the toilet. I thought they would have learned something with "John From Cincinnati", but I guess not. This might actually be worse. "True Blood" is some of the worst writing I've ever seen in my life. It reads like a Saturday Morning cartoon without the heart or depth. What a piece of shit. Whatever happened to the station that created "The Sopranos", "Oz", "The Wire" and "Deadwood". It's hard to believe this is the same writer that wrote "American Beauty" and created "Six Feet Under". Something tells me he found some little twink he's snorting lines with and trying to help break into the business. Did HBO's CEO start hitting the crack pipe, or did they just swap him out with Showtime's. It seems like Showtime has all the good shit now and Hollywood is trying to run HBO out of town. Anyway, I can't wait to see the next anticipated HBO original entitled "Watching Paint Dry And Grass Grow"

09-22-2008, 08:09 AM	#3
Martin "Assassins" Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: At home Posts: 17,277	I agree, but that little blonde is cute. __________________

09-22-2008, 08:15 AM	#4
crockett in a van by the river Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 76,806	Well look at it from their perspective.. They produced shows like Deadwood, Rome and Carnival that were very in depth and awesome story lines.. However because of this the shows failed simply because they couldn't bring in people who hadn't started watching from the start. As far as John From Cincinnati, I actually liked that show even though it was a bit off beat. It was another one IMO that had a good story line but you really had to pay attention to follow it. However again if you hadn't watched from the start or didn't pay attention, you would be totally lost in the story line. True Blood I'm still up in the air about it. It isn't as good as I had hopped it would be, but who knows maybe it will get better. __________________ In November, you can vote for America's next president or its first dictator. Last edited by crockett; 09-22-2008 at 08:17 AM..

09-22-2008, 08:19 AM	#5
PornNewz Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 851	yeah, but Anna Paquin gives me wood!! __________________ Pornnewz.com PR Round up, No one is safe!

09-22-2008, 08:25 AM	#7
IllTestYourGirls Ah My Balls Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Under the gold leaf ICQ 388-454-421 Posts: 14,311	the first 2 or 3 parts of any series tend to suck because they are trying to draw a story line. I dont think its that bad and it should get better as the story line grows. __________________

09-22-2008, 08:07 AM	#2
ninavain So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 6,268	I thought it sucked also