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Old 09-16-2008, 03:59 PM   #1
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I'm just walking along, minding my own business, when a really cute girl walks passed me.
The small gush of air is sweetened by her nice perfume so I take a big whiff. Instantly all kinds of images creep into my mind

I then notice the smell evaporates pretty fast so I take a last big sniff.

Only then I realise some motherfucker that was walking right behind her let one rip

Don't you just hate it when your daydreams get disturbed by the smell of the real world?
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Old 09-16-2008, 04:00 PM   #2
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Is that your version of "The Old Man and the Sea"?
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Old 09-16-2008, 04:01 PM   #3
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Is that your version of "The Old Man and the Sea"?
I'm afraid to ask what that even is...
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Old 09-16-2008, 04:08 PM   #4
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Shit! You're story is so funny man!
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Old 09-16-2008, 04:29 PM   #5
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Old 09-16-2008, 04:30 PM   #6
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Perhaps the worst thing was that I later had to think about a quote here on GFY, about how something in my nose was in his ass 5 seconds before.
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Old 09-16-2008, 04:32 PM   #7
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I'm afraid to ask what that even is...
I'm afraid to ask where you got your education.
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Old 09-16-2008, 04:33 PM   #8
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Taking a big "whiff" of anything kind of kills the mood for me... just sayin.
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Old 09-16-2008, 04:34 PM   #9
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I'm afraid to ask where you got your education.
The answer would be that we didn't get Hemmingway. We got taught how grow pot, repair windmills and how to exploit women by using only a piece of glass and a red lamp.
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Taking a big "whiff" of anything kind of kills the mood for me... just sayin.
This would kill the mood for me...

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The answer would be that we didn't get Hemmingway. We got taught how grow pot, repair windmills and how to exploit women by using only a piece of glass and a red lamp.
Hmm I think i know, but a couple questions to make sure I am right:
Are you wearing wooden shoes and is there some young boy with his finger in a lesbian?
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Old 09-16-2008, 05:34 PM   #13
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Old 09-17-2008, 03:31 AM   #15
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Hmm I think i know, but a couple questions to make sure I am right:
Are you wearing wooden shoes and is there some young boy with his finger in a lesbian?
Correct!
I read quit a bit of English literature so I am going to pick up a copy of it, thanks for the tip
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Old 09-17-2008, 06:11 AM   #17
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Is that your version of "The Old Man and the Sea"?
To answer this question: no. True story. I just thought it would be nice to have some sort of metaphorical ending to it
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