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xmas13 · 09-16-2008, 10:05 AM

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/virgin..._virgin16.html

* How do I get me one of those CEO jobs like at Washington Mutual, Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac where I get paid millions to run a company into the ground and millions more to leave?

The job of running an American corporation with billions in assets and thousands of employees is reserved for a select few with the necessary experience, expertise, vision and wisdom to handle such a grave responsibility -- or else, for those with the right connections and friends.

* Who are these friends who are handing out the company's money like that?

The directors -- the people who are ultimately responsible for overseeing operation of the company and looking out for the interests of shareholders.

* Damn fine job they're doing of it. Can't someone stop them? Who voted for those guys, anyway?

You did -- if you're a stockholder.

Kudles · 09-16-2008, 10:09 AM

You work hard and do your job

seeandsee · 09-16-2008, 10:46 AM

you make money and then you buy CEO spot

Fletch XXX · 09-16-2008, 10:46 AM

be your own ceo.

ADL Colin · 09-16-2008, 10:48 AM

I thought everyone on GFY was making too much money to complain about corporate CEO pay. dollah dollah bill y'all.

pornguy · 09-16-2008, 11:03 AM

Get your MBA from a big name university and you to can run a business into the ground, while having lunch on the companies time.

notime · 09-16-2008, 11:10 AM

maybe they should hire people based on character instead of previous careers

09-16-2008, 10:05 AM	#1
xmas13 Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: GFY Posts: 5,176	Want to be a CEO? The pay's not bad http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/virgin..._virgin16.html * How do I get me one of those CEO jobs like at Washington Mutual, Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac where I get paid millions to run a company into the ground and millions more to leave? The job of running an American corporation with billions in assets and thousands of employees is reserved for a select few with the necessary experience, expertise, vision and wisdom to handle such a grave responsibility -- or else, for those with the right connections and friends. * Who are these friends who are handing out the company's money like that? The directors -- the people who are ultimately responsible for overseeing operation of the company and looking out for the interests of shareholders. * Damn fine job they're doing of it. Can't someone stop them? Who voted for those guys, anyway? You did -- if you're a stockholder. __________________ ICQ 557504926

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