Things I've learned so far on my cross-country move to California

[Monique Niccole]

1. Louisiana swamp-stink smells like dirty vaginas, but they have decent to very good boudin damn near anywhere you stop.

2. Outside of Austin, Dallas, and Houston, there really is nothing in Texas but steers and queers

3. I?ve peed in so many gross places that I can now hold it in like a camel. They should administer tetanus shots after you leave rest area bathrooms.

4. Never, ever, EVER stop in Canton, TX for the night. They?re a dry county () and when you ask for a glass of wine with dinner, they look at you like you?ve just shot the President.

I just took a shower and had a relaxing dinner in Alberquerque, New Mexico and I'm off to Arizona in the morning!

[Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE]

Texas? Who the fuck goes to Texas?!

[TDF]

wait? your comming to so cali? im getting the drinks ready!

[Monique Niccole]

Texas? Who the fuck goes to Texas?!

steers n' queers

wait? your comming to so cali? im getting the drinks ready!

Whooops! I forgot to notify my West Coast brotha from another mutha

And Nor Cal, not south

[fuzzylogic]

dont drive at night otherwise you will miss some beautiful country.

[Antonio]

....and when you ask for a glass of wine with dinner, they look at you like you?ve just shot the President.

you should've asked for apple martini

[Monique Niccole]

dont drive at night otherwise you will miss some beautiful country.

You mean like this?

[Fletch XXX]

have driven the old I-10 from coast to coast so many times.

one of the best drives Americans can take.

back and forth between NOLA and Cali is awesome.

once those plains open up and you drive through the roads cut out of rock, it shows the determination our ancestors had to during Manifest Destiny.

[tranza]

Is Texas really that bad???

[Monique Niccole]

Is Texas really that bad???

I went through a lot of boring, shitty little towns. We stopped for lunch in Vernon, TX and it looked like a ghost town. Downtown businesses all empty and boarded up. No one with teeth to be found for miles.

However, I have family in Austin and that city is AMAZING. I also went through Dallas and have been to Houston and those are obviously booming cities.

The funny thing is that we would be driving with nothing around for miles and then out of nowhere you see this empty lot with an adult bookstore. Porn really is everywhere!

[Fletch XXX]

Is Texas really that bad???

Texaa from border to border is 24 hours of the drive. From Beaumont, Texas, to El Paso Texas is quite a haiul...

From New Orleans to Los Angeles is 32 hours or so.

Texas is BIGGEr than France, so driving through it sucks.

All they have is dead armadillos and christian radio stations LOL

[Fletch XXX]

Austin should not even be part of Texas its so much nicer and different than the rest, but that is due to the college.

[xmas13]

Get lost stupid cunt. Did you see where your brothers live in Detroit, MI?

[xmas13]

Who the fuck you think you are? Did you look at yourself in a mirror?

Ugly bitch, cheap whore.

[famous]

Hey now easy on Texas i lived thier for 30+ years but that being said I just moved to california so i can compare:

Texas:
Bad things:
1. Bible Belt
2. Very Flat
3. Long stretches of nothing between cities and towns
4. not a whole hell of alot to do activity wise with friends
5. Porn is bad thier....very bad lol
6. Shit schools

Good things
1. Cheap living
2. 3000sf house 250k on acres and with pool
3. No state income tax

Calfornia
Bad things:
1. Housing cost is retarded
2. State Tax 9.3% ouch my ass still hurts
3. Traffic Traffic Traffic
4. Gas
5. Overall alot higher to live.

Good things:
1. High rated public schools
2. Laid back people
3. lots to do here with family and friends
4. anything you want close by shopping or eatting wise
5. Beautiful scenry

Would i go back to texas even though it would save me $xx,xxx.oo per year in taxes alone? .... um no