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Cute girl with nice perfume
I'm just walking along, minding my own business, when a really cute girl walks passed me.
The small gush of air is sweetened by her nice perfume so I take a big whiff. Instantly all kinds of images creep into my mind ![]() I then notice the smell evaporates pretty fast so I take a last big sniff. Only then I realise some motherfucker that was walking right behind her let one rip ![]() Don't you just hate it when your daydreams get disturbed by the smell of the real world? ![]()
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Is that your version of "The Old Man and the Sea"?
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I'm afraid to ask what that even is...
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Shit! You're story is so funny man!
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Perhaps the worst thing was that I later had to think about a quote here on GFY, about how something in my nose was in his ass 5 seconds before.
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Taking a big "whiff" of anything kind of kills the mood for me... just sayin.
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The answer would be that we didn't get Hemmingway. We got taught how grow pot, repair windmills and how to exploit women by using only a piece of glass and a red lamp.
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Are you wearing wooden shoes and is there some young boy with his finger in a lesbian? |
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I dig chicks that smell good
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I read quit a bit of English literature so I am going to pick up a copy of it, thanks for the tip ![]()
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To answer this question: no. True story. I just thought it would be nice to have some sort of metaphorical ending to it
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