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  • KRosh
    So Fucking Outlawed
    • Nov 2001
    • 5114

    #1

    Bailout - Funny Joke

    Young Chuck in Montana bought a horse from a farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next day he drove up and said, ?Sorry son, but
    have some bad news; the horse died.?

    Chuck replied, 'Well, then just give me my money back.?

    The farmer said, ?Can't do that. I went and spent it already?

    Chuck said, ?Ok, then, just bring me the dead horse.?

    The farmer asked, ?What ya gonna do with him??

    Chuck said, ?I'm going to raffle him off.?

    The farmer said, ?You can't raffle off a dead horse!?

    Chuck said, ?Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.?

    A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, ?What happened with that dead horse??

    Chuck said, ?I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars apiece and made a profit of $998.?

    The farmer said, ?Didn't anyone complain??

    Chuck said, ?Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.?

    Chuck grew up and works now for the government. He was the one who figured out how to "bail us out."


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  • Wagerboy
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2006
    • 2290

    #2
    yes. ok then.
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    • Iron Fist
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Dec 2006
      • 23400

      #3
      That's not a bailout.. that's a Ponzi scheme
      i like waffles

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      • sortie
        Confirmed User
        • Mar 2007
        • 7771

        #4
        Originally posted by KRosh
        Young Chuck in Montana bought a horse from a farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next day he drove up and said, ?Sorry son, but
        have some bad news; the horse died.?

        Chuck replied, 'Well, then just give me my money back.?

        The farmer said, ?Can't do that. I went and spent it already?

        Chuck said, ?Ok, then, just bring me the dead horse.?

        The farmer asked, ?What ya gonna do with him??

        Chuck said, ?I'm going to raffle him off.?

        The farmer said, ?You can't raffle off a dead horse!?

        Chuck said, ?Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.?

        A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, ?What happened with that dead horse??

        Chuck said, ?I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars apiece and made a profit of $998.?

        The farmer said, ?Didn't anyone complain??

        Chuck said, ?Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.?

        Chuck grew up and works now for the government. He was the one who figured out how to "bail us out."




        I liked it!

        I so thought it was going to suck when I first clicked the thread though.

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        • collegeboobies
          So Fucking Banned
          • Jul 2004
          • 3644

          #5
          There is nothing funny about the bailout sir.

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          • liqqwid
            Confirmed User
            • Jun 2005
            • 162

            #6
            Originally posted by collegeboobies
            There is nothing funny about the bailout sir.
            sure there is, we're bailing out all these multi-million dollar corporations so the board members dont have to take a cut in salary, then as honest hard working taxpayers, we get to pay for it ;)
            "I wasn't born with talent for the game, but passion for the game." ~ Wayne Gretzky ~

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            • raven1083
              Confirmed User
              • Jul 2007
              • 7687

              #7
              cool one! thanks for sharing!
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              • bobby666
                boots are my religion
                • Nov 2005
                • 21765

                #8
                nice one

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                • rowan
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Mar 2002
                  • 17393

                  #9
                  Good joke, but wouldn't the net profit be $898? $1000 - $100 - $2

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                  • Doctor Dre
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • Jan 2001
                    • 51692

                    #10
                    What does it have to do with the current situation ?
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                    I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                      • Jul 2004
                      • 38323

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                      • KRosh
                        So Fucking Outlawed
                        • Nov 2001
                        • 5114

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Doctor Dre
                        What does it have to do with the current situation ?
                        nothing -

                        it's just the name of the joke
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                        • spacedog
                          Yes that IS me. Bitch.
                          • Nov 2001
                          • 14149

                          #13
                          bailout = scam

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                          • Helix
                            Confirmed User
                            • Feb 2002
                            • 6021

                            #14
                            Do you think the Gov will try and use the economic crisis to ram the Amero and the North American Union down our throats. Just wondering what you think.

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                            • Spunky
                              I need a beer
                              • Jun 2002
                              • 133978

                              #15
                              Heh heh,good for a chuckle

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                              • tranza
                                ICQ: 197-556-237
                                • Jun 2003
                                • 57559

                                #16
                                Great joke!!
                                I'm just a newbie.

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