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Tjeezers · 09-13-2008, 05:43 PM

A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, Perfect timing. You're just like Frank

Passenger: Who?

Cabbie: Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time.

Passenger: There are always a few clouds over everybody

Cabbie: Not Frank Feldman He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy.

Passenger: Sounds like he was something really special.

Cabbie: There's more... He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman, he could do everything right

Passenger: Wow, some guy then.

Cabbie: He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid Traffic jams Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman.

Passenger: An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?

Cabbie: Well, I never actually met Frank, he died. I married his f....ing widow.

baddog · 09-13-2008, 05:45 PM

hahahahahahahahaha

Intrinsic · 09-13-2008, 05:45 PM

holy shit hahaha

Spunky · 09-13-2008, 06:29 PM

Heh heh,that was good for a chuckle

Dallas Chick · 09-13-2008, 06:43 PM

LOL... I was wondering where that was going... That was pretty funny!

Marcus Aurelius · 09-13-2008, 06:58 PM

Nice! I LOL'd

SilentKnight · 09-13-2008, 07:00 PM

Good one!

tony286 · 09-13-2008, 07:08 PM

thats a good one lol

ISPrime_dimi · 09-13-2008, 07:15 PM

good one - I chuckled :D

digifan · 09-13-2008, 07:19 PM

Lolol

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 09-13-2008, 07:21 PM

I LOL'd.

MoreMagic · 09-13-2008, 09:35 PM

Thank you. perfect way to wake up

VeriSexy · 09-13-2008, 09:43 PM

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Nasty · 09-13-2008, 09:59 PM

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pornjudge · 09-13-2008, 10:58 PM

R.I.P Frank Feldman

UniversalPassLorence · 09-14-2008, 12:56 AM

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Snap3 · 09-14-2008, 02:57 AM

funny one haha :D

clubvin · 09-14-2008, 03:35 AM

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biskoppen · 09-14-2008, 03:39 AM

But where does the butler come into the picture?

Phoenix · 09-14-2008, 03:59 AM

shit..didnt see that one coming

ZeroHero · 09-14-2008, 06:00 AM

that was funny thanks man

raven1083 · 09-14-2008, 07:12 AM

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Bojangles · 09-14-2008, 07:37 AM

Hahahahaha. Awesome!

Antonio · 09-14-2008, 07:58 AM

haha, really good one

MrAwesome · 09-14-2008, 08:02 AM

hehehe thats great

Due · 09-14-2008, 08:09 AM

Hilarious

Tjeezers · 09-14-2008, 09:50 AM

I`m glad i made you all laugh a little
Humor is best medicine on the world.

TRe$yNFuL · 09-14-2008, 10:13 AM

Ouch! Hahahahahaha

Tjeezers · 09-14-2008, 08:10 PM

Bump for a good laugh
Have a good Monday ya`all...

Iron Fist · 09-14-2008, 08:11 PM

Does Frank do anal like a pro too? That's the question folks...

Manowar · 09-14-2008, 08:13 PM

LOL that was awesome

Eva PSC · 09-14-2008, 09:01 PM

nice one!!!

tranza · 09-15-2008, 07:44 AM

Really good one...Hahaha

budz · 09-15-2008, 07:53 AM

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carol.prime · 09-15-2008, 07:55 AM

It's nice to meet Frank Feldman!

09-13-2008, 05:43 PM	#1
Tjeezers Webmaster Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: BP4L - NL/RO Posts: 16,576	A hell of a joke.. let me give you a smile on your face A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, Perfect timing. You're just like Frank Passenger: Who? Cabbie: Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time. Passenger: There are always a few clouds over everybody Cabbie: Not Frank Feldman He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy. Passenger: Sounds like he was something really special. Cabbie: There's more... He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman, he could do everything right Passenger: Wow, some guy then. Cabbie: He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid Traffic jams Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman. Passenger: An amazing fellow. How did you meet him? Cabbie: Well, I never actually met Frank, he died. I married his f....ing widow. __________________ Enroll in the SWAG Affiliate Asian Live Cam Program and get 9 free quality linkbacks from my network! Wanna see how old school I am? Look at this! All my Cam Review Sites are here!

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