and who said I control GBU????????

and WHY would I take down the site I just gave interview yesterday?????

don't you see you contradict yourself?

Jesus Maria,
WHY in the God's name I have to explain GFYers that
1 + 1 = 2?

it takes me 5 posts here to get the message across,
where it takes only ONE everywhere else...

Poor Lens, he has to deal with morons ALL the time...

do YOU need discount on cremations?

Doesn't everybody know already? Serge controls the entire internet, everyone should accept it already, and bow in the presence of Royalty.

Royalty my ASS!

Royalty bows to me!

it's true, I control the Internet,
but I do it very gently and let my subjects enjoy some freedom of speech...

Am I bad?

didn't you know serge is semi-retired :)

don't confuse people,
Serge is FULLY retarded!

there is NOTHING "semi" about Serge, except that he is SEMIte
;-))

and who said I control GBU????????
*******************************

Well, the name is "SERGE and Jims GBU"....

that indicates some control..... or are you just the "famous name" that you let them use....

Don't know why you would pull the plug after granting an interview....

But it sure looks like you did......

Top line from GBU:

"Brought back by popular demand by our kind volunteers, SERGE and JIM"

So, I guess you are just a volunteer?

Royalty my ASS!

Royalty bows to me!

it's true, I control the Internet,
but I do it very gently and let my subjects enjoy some freedom of speech...

Am I bad?
--------------------------------------
No , not bad at all
If I had your skills I would have retired a long time ago.

sort of..I license the use of my name, because my name sells shit to EDUCATED webmasters.

anything wrong with that?

I did...I saw 1/2 of the World and got bored,
plus...money I take for licensing my name pays for my food
(I am on the seefood diet, I eat everything I see ;-)))

Nothing at all wrong with it if it is true......

are you calling me a lier?

this is the FIRST time in my life I've been called that!

rotflmfao...

No, I am not calling you a liar....

I am not even doubting you.... I am sure that your name on something is worth millions.....

waiting for the Hollywood serge restaurant to open soon...

restaurants...I got better idea implemented,
I opened my own ..
FUNERAL PARLOR,
'cuz...
EVERYBODY GONNA DIE!
it's not matter of IF, it's matter of WHEN!

wanna save 10% on prepaid cremation?

it includes sprinling your ashes over the nekkid body of a chick!

wire $1000 to me and I'll send you cetificate!

BTW,
my last offer is open to ENTIRE GFY!

and here is the chick who'd gladly accept your ashes:

http://www.sergesmuseum.com/uploaded...C54_torrie.jpg

hey serge...
http://www.easythumbs.com/domino13/images/fag.jpg

so?

you think I'll give you special discount on cremation because of it?

check into garbage dumps if you can't afford a decent burial!

I'm going to be cremated, then have my ashes mixed with some really high quality herb, so my friends can roll me up and smoke me. I don't believe in wasting perfectly good land on a dead body. Coffins and funerals are for the living, not for the dead.

So where's your old decrepit ass gonna go when it's time to take a dirt nap?

Me and Lensman have adjuscent masoleums.

He wants to take advantage of everybody who come to piss on my grave, and I wanna use his GFY webmasters who come to pay tribute to his shrine...

he PRE-paid $8000 for his masoleum,
ask him yourself if you don't beleive me!

yea huh? sounds pretty fuckin cool! I'm sure there's money to be made from people with a desire to piss on your grave. You haven't pissed me off enough yet for me to shell out any cash to defame you one last time, but I'm sure it'll come in time.

...and, I think you meant adjacent, not adjuscent
:winkwink:

death, taxes and Serge pissing you off are 3 guarantees in life,
I'll work harder if you not feeling pissed yet
;-)

Pissed off people are THE BEST board audience,
they come, and come, and come like Energizer Bunny,
why do you think I use this in every 100th post?

http://cotac.com/GFY.gif

Quick, you're gonna miss Wednesday Brunch!!!!

Kman,
Brad doesn't answer...do you know if she taste like Bob?

doubt there's much you could say that'd piss me off serge. I've got really thick skin. I think the image you posted is rather tired, and it needs to be replaced. How about this?


http://www.easythumbs.com/domino13/images/lame5.jpg

pooterpatty,
EVERYBODY have buttons,
I'm sure I'd find yours if I knew you better...Nobody has REAL thick skin,
I had coolest GFY guy, Amputate, dancing for a week like a high schooler....
;-)))))

it's just the matter of time
;-) but I won't bet house on it with you,
you DO appear to have thick skin and I'll just watch how 2 months of submitting galleries and making zilch has an effect on your skin
;-)))

http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/ice_cream.htm

Serge makes these pages like this for Amp.....although I believe this one is for Brad Shaw.....

hehe, you seem to be under the impression that I'm a gallery submitter! Try again boobie :winkwink:

Krome, are you aware that "partnership" programs don't work well because SMART webmasters know that operators behind them don't have enough money to pay per sign up?

:1orglaugh that serge is SO annoying that it actually
keeps getting more and more funny every post..

Just the way he includes those random "online since 1996"
fun-pictures..too funny and TOO fucking annoying..

:thumbsup

as I said, I don't know you well enough and just fishing
;-))

didn't I just saw you using my name in dieing thread?

are you stalking me?

I love how Serge thinks he's some kick ass button pusher.

Dunno why but that always makes me laugh when he says that.

not a bad try, gotta give you credit, but I couldn't forgive myself if I didn't make you work a little harder than that. Certainly, if you continue to verbally masturbate here on GFY we'll get to know each other better
:moon

hahaahahhaha,
pushing your buttons is easy,
you WANNA keep your mouth shut and not to respond to me, but you can't help yourself...

I wish EVERYBODY were as easy as you
;-))

Prove that you are the men and keep your mouth shut..Brad does
;-))

Fuck yah...most every teenage/college age girl I know has teddy bears still. It's pretty common.

;-)))

you sure I need to know better who quotes
Henry Louis Mencken ?

Yeah.. i've been bumping threads all day using your name..

I also like how if someone says something it's a sign you pushed their button, but if they don't say anything you somehow think that means you got to them, too.

I could sit here and rattle off the same crap. The fact that you posted in response to me somehow means I got to you. Maybe I'll dance around like a monkey now, post a bunch of 5 year old pics and declare myself a master button pusher.

Of course, if you don't respond to me, I will do the same thing.

Yay for both of us now.

glad you admitted that,
now you owe me $5 per post with my name in it!

yeah,
but I have to...I pay Lensman $3000 a month and MUST make my money's worth...

I'll help you, though, pro-bona,
tell me all about yourself and your family for the last 6 generations

Sure, I'm definitely worth knowing, at least as much as you think you are anyway! Besides, it's more honest and insightful than anything I've ever heard spew forth from your mouth

:winkwink:

Big words for a newbie.....

well,
In all my posts, I try harder than anything else to make myself clear. I try to state things as simply and unambiguously as I can, because I find that that's the best way to convince my readers that pooterpatty's attendants sanctify pooterpatty's depravity for dubious reasons or for no reason at all.

What follows is a call to action for those of us who care -- a large enough number to change the minds of those who trivialize certain events that are particularly special to us all.

A newbie? Not exactly. I've been around since '97 or so. Is that considered newbie? fish...

I have to concede that your last post was one of the most atriculate I've ever seen. There were even a few words utilizing more than 3 syllables. Nice job!

articulate, excuse me. :thumbsup

Thank you, I am touched!

what were you doing in 1997?

Free sites, design, audio, same things I do now.

And you're welcome!
:)

well, than here comes the "pithy" question:
people who were on the net since 1997 made fortunes and don't work anymore..

why didn't you follow the traditional route?

Who says I haven't? Truth be told, I make a very comfortable living for myself, but unlike yourself, talking about money isn't my be-all and end-all.

I'm touched that you're making such a valiant effort to get to know me and my finances, but honestly I'm left wondering when all that great "Serge wit" I've heard so much about will make it's triumphant debut.

IOW,
you are a working bee and wasted "Internet GoldRush" years,
translating English into English.

Too bad, I'm sure you were one of those who thought the party will go forever, right?

This is GFY,
wit is NOT the best commodity here, irritation is.

Would you travel to China with bag of Mongolian tugriks they do not accept?
;-))

one should ALWAYS use the right currency for the right place
;-))))

Don't be fooled, someone else wrote that post for him.