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Aussie Rebel · 09-05-2008, 07:20 PM

5 Secrets Of A Perfect Relationship

(1) It's important to have a woman who helps at home. (Cook, Cleans & has a job)

(2) It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

(3) It's important to have a woman who you can trust & doesn't lie.

(4) It's important to have a woman who is good in bed & likes being with you.

(5) And the most important one is, that none of these four bitches know each other!!!

That is all

DWB · 09-05-2008, 07:35 PM

Lolololol

Dcat · 09-05-2008, 07:53 PM

NickSunshine · 09-05-2008, 08:21 PM

acctman · 09-05-2008, 08:32 PM

that should be on a shirt

moeloubani · 09-05-2008, 08:54 PM

lol thats jokes

Just_Dave · 09-05-2008, 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aussie Rebel

5 Secrets Of A Perfect Relationship

(1) It's important to have a woman who helps at home. (Cook, Cleans & has a job)

(2) It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

(3) It's important to have a woman who you can trust & doesn't lie.

(4) It's important to have a woman who is good in bed & likes being with you.

(5) And the most important one is, that none of these four bitches know each other!!!

That is all

Spunky · 09-05-2008, 09:01 PM

HDV18 · 09-05-2008, 09:02 PM

Very clever

GigoloShawn · 09-05-2008, 09:05 PM

SexualDragon · 09-05-2008, 09:28 PM

lollololo

gornyhuy · 09-05-2008, 10:07 PM

Reminds me of my favorite toast:
"To our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet."

Aussie Rebel · 09-06-2008, 02:03 AM

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Originally Posted by gornyhuy

Reminds me of my favorite toast:
"To our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet."

And hopefully they never do

Miss Munki · 09-06-2008, 02:09 AM

Haha, that's cute

Paul Markham · 09-06-2008, 02:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Aussie Rebel

And hopefully they never do

Unless they are naked, one holding an ice cold beer, one holding a sandwich and the other holding the vibrators they are about to do each other with. The fourth is already sucking on my dick.

Very funny Aussie Rebel.

Aussie Rebel · 09-06-2008, 02:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

Unless they are naked, one holding an ice cold beer, one holding a sandwich and the other holding the vibrators they are about to do each other with. The fourth is already sucking on my dick.

Very funny Aussie Rebel.

Now that sounds like a perfect relationship to me

fuzzylogic · 09-06-2008, 02:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gornyhuy

Reminds me of my favorite toast:
"To our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet."

Kimo · 09-06-2008, 02:43 AM

haha niceeeeeee

seeandsee · 09-06-2008, 03:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aussie Rebel

5 Secrets Of A Perfect Relationship

(1) It's important to have a woman who helps at home. (Cook, Cleans & has a job)

(2) It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

(3) It's important to have a woman who you can trust & doesn't lie.

(4) It's important to have a woman who is good in bed & likes being with you.

(5) And the most important one is, that none of these four bitches know each other!!!

That is all

notime · 09-06-2008, 03:29 AM

rofl lol hehe

bobby666 · 09-06-2008, 03:41 AM

you are really philosoph

D Ghost · 09-06-2008, 03:49 AM

hahhaahaha lol

martinsc · 09-06-2008, 03:58 AM

dready · 09-06-2008, 08:20 AM

Good one

CaptainHowdy · 09-06-2008, 09:26 AM

LOL Good one

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A-n-D-r-E-S · 09-06-2008, 09:27 AM

Hahahahahahaha, nice!!!

Fatdog · 09-06-2008, 01:22 PM

Lololololol

Tjeezers · 09-06-2008, 01:25 PM

that was funny!

Mohawk Steve · 09-06-2008, 01:27 PM

This thread delivers

JenniDahling · 09-06-2008, 01:36 PM

Words to live by!!!

Aussie Rebel · 09-06-2008, 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bobby666

you are really philosoph

I can't take credit for it, one of my mates txted it to my phone a few months ago

fallenmuffin · 09-06-2008, 06:20 PM

thats good stuff

bbm · 09-06-2008, 06:21 PM

Not enough for perfect

BlueDesignStudios · 09-06-2008, 10:46 PM

hehe lolz

hanii · 09-07-2008, 05:54 AM

funny stuff

u-Bob · 09-07-2008, 06:17 AM

old but funny

Manowar · 09-07-2008, 06:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aussie Rebel

5 Secrets Of A Perfect Relationship

(1) It's important to have a woman who helps at home. (Cook, Cleans & has a job)

(2) It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

(3) It's important to have a woman who you can trust & doesn't lie.

(4) It's important to have a woman who is good in bed & likes being with you.

(5) And the most important one is, that none of these four bitches know each other!!!

That is all

kirstenlara_19 · 09-07-2008, 07:11 AM

lol, nice...

chemicaleyes · 09-07-2008, 07:36 AM

Freaky_Akula · 09-07-2008, 07:40 AM

VeriSexy · 09-07-2008, 12:04 PM

haha I love it!

BucksMania · 09-07-2008, 01:25 PM

good one

nAtuRaLbEautY · 09-08-2008, 08:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aussie Rebel

5 Secrets Of A Perfect Relationship

(1) It's important to have a woman who helps at home. (Cook, Cleans & has a job)

(2) It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

(3) It's important to have a woman who you can trust & doesn't lie.

(4) It's important to have a woman who is good in bed & likes being with you.

Well, I think you're talking about me Aussie. lol!

jnice · 09-08-2008, 08:54 AM

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ISPrime_dimi · 09-08-2008, 09:03 AM

great post. i had a laff

tranza · 09-08-2008, 09:23 AM

Hahaha...nice one!

Porko · 09-08-2008, 09:27 AM

i don' get it.
hahahahaha nice one

NicAngel · 09-08-2008, 09:28 AM

thats hilarious. but oh so true.

Jennyfer · 09-08-2008, 09:42 AM

Haha thats a good one

Vick! · 09-08-2008, 11:00 AM

that's so damn good ..

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